Jesus Christ could be among us...

ShearerGeordie

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

Biggins

If I am him, I'm shooting myself!
(another weird thread by ShearerGeordie)

Tomebagel

in the name of the frada

King Felix

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

Well, they did refuse me entry into the pubs in town last Christmas...

Voltex

better than being on the dole I suppose!!

I'd rather be buddha

tsar kee

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

go to Hell Jake!!:pac:

King Felix

bluewolf wrote: »

I'd rather be buddha

A buddha from another muddha?

Kasabian

Biggins wrote: »

If I am him, I'm shooting myself!
(another weird thread by ShearerGeordie)

There's a good chance Daddy would have got in touch by now. :pac:

L.Jenkins

bluewolf wrote: »

I'd rather be buddha

Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

InTheTrees

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

What if i'm over 20?

Biggins

Kasabian wrote: »

There's a good chance Daddy would have got in touch by now. :pac:

Might help to explain alright, the voices in my head! :eek:

Biggins

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

Aye, the same sex as yourself!

ItsThatManAgain

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

Bunch of fat dudes playing MMOs? Nothx

Links234

I'd like to think it might be me.

PeterIanStaker

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Scarydoll

Maybe I am, I can turn wine into píss. Oh wait..:pac:

Biggins

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Well if my last carpenter that I got in, is called Jesus - the only thing he saves - is with the AIB!

L.Jenkins

Links234 wrote: »

I'd like to think it might be me.

If he is, I better start worrying because he'll probably strike me dead for being such a sinner.

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Where in the middle of a recession buddy so there's a ton of those around.

strokemyclover

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Get off my back Dad! :mad:

Miss Ogyne

Not so much, I'm 37 and female. Although saying that Jesus did have long hair, wear a dress, a pair of kick ass sandles and could make a pretty decent meal from a fish and 7 loaves of bread so it's quite possible Nigella Lawson is him which, if the average male opinion of her is anything to go by, would seriously bring a new meaning to "The Second Coming"

Terry

It's me, except I've decided to wait until I'm a bit older until I reveal this and have you bastards kill me again.

galwayrush

Anyone who know me thinks i look like him with my hair down, fools because i really am him.......:cool:

L.Jenkins

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Not so much, I'm 37 and female. Although saying that Jesus did have long hair, wear a dress, a pair of kick ass sandles and could make a pretty decent meal from a fish and 7 loaves of bread so it's quite possible Nigella Lawson is which, if the average male opinion is anything to go by, would seriously bring a new meaning to "The Second Coming"

If he is here, I'm definately going to hell after having some dirty thoughts about Nigella Lawson.

Biggins

galwayrush wrote: »

Anyone who know me thinks i look like him with my hair down, fools because i really am him.......:cool:

So we can blame you for creating our TD's from birth?
Just wait till I get me hands on ya!

galwayrush

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Joiner...check
Long hair / sometimes a beard / goatee...check
Drinking buddies...check
Likes wine a lot so no further proof needed.

galwayrush

Biggins wrote: »

So we can blame you for creating our TD's from birth?
Just wait till I get me hands on ya!

I can't get everything right, i'm only human......apologies.:o

Diabhal Beag

He's a mod in the Atheism forum just for the LOLs

Biggins

galwayrush wrote: »

I can't get everything right, i'm only human......apologies .:o

Jeaus man! One mistake is human. 155 of them is god-damned cock-up. :pac:

Your sacked - hand in your title and crown in Rome!

tsar kee

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

unemployed carpenter....LARRY MURPHY :eek:

King Felix

It's a common enough psychotic delusion, OP.

Interesting posting history you have.

E.T.

I found Jesus a few years ago.

He was behind the couch.

Miss Ogyne

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

If he is here, I'm definately going to hell after having some dirty thoughts about Nigella Lawson.

Well I remember from years ago in church the words when getting holy bread were "This is my body, eat it and think of me" so if it is Nigella and all you were thinking of is taking a nose dive on her you should be fine, hell when you get to the gates of heaven you could argue that you were only doing what you were told too do "Sorry boss, I was just eating you like you asked me too". He can't have it both ways, unless of course he is Nigella, in which case he can have it both ways but only if her/his rump is well basted in low fat marg or olive oil

ejmaztec

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

That's Vodafone Home Phone and Broadband for you, and they're still crap.

Miss Ogyne

ejmaztec wrote: »

That's Vodafone Home Phone and Broadband for you, and they're still crap.

To be honest that's the average Irish male, most of their da's don't want to know them until they are old and solvent enough to be able to afford their own round.

MidlandsM

Anyone remember David Icke? from wiki.......
Icke was a well-known BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when he had an encounter in 1990 with a psychic who told him that he was a healer placed on Earth for a purpose. In April 1991 he announced on the BBC's Terry Wogan show that he was the son of God, and predicted that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes.The show changed his life, turning him practically overnight from a respected household name into an object of ridicule.

landsleaving

There was a song about this.

It was crap though.

Biggins

MidlandsM wrote: »

Anyone remember David Icke?

O' yea,
...The ex-BBC, now lizard man!

NUT-JOB!

MidlandsM

Yep,he reckons we're all reptilions............lol..

and claimed to be the Son of God......

Misanthrope

That'd be just my kind of luck alright.Atheism out the window, and large dose of humble pie.:o

Earthhorse

I was banned once but had faith and the ban was lifted three days later.

Hang on now and I'll see if I can walk on water.

Hyperbullet

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

72 virgins...

You might want to put down a towel on top of the bedsheets.

Rented Mule

It would be nice if he would let me know soon. That whole water into wine thing would handy to have at this point.

demonspawn

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

I had a mental breakdown when I was 24. I thought God was sending me messages about how to make the world a better place. Am I Jesus or just a nutter?

Giselle

bluewolf wrote: »

I'd rather be buddha

Shoulda,Woulda,Buddha.

I'd like to be a more interesting deity than JC, maybe something Asian and exotic.

landsleaving

demonspawn wrote: »

I had a mental breakdown when I was 24. I thought God was sending me messages about how to make the world a better place. Am I Jesus or just a nutter?

Demonspawn, the son of god.

Take from that what you will.

Biggins

demonspawn wrote: »

I had a mental breakdown when I was 24. I thought God was sending me messages about how to make the world a better place. Am I Jesus or just a nutter?

No, just Mary Harney.

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

I was banned once but had faith and the ban was lifted three days later.

Hang on now and I'll see if I can walk on water.

Well, thanks a bunch OP. :mad::mad::mad:

Miss Ogyne

MidlandsM wrote: »

Anyone remember David Icke? from wiki.......
Icke was a well-known BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when he had an encounter in 1990 with a psychic who told him that he was a healer placed on Earth for a purpose. In April 1991 he announced on the BBC's Terry Wogan show that he was the son of God, and predicted that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes.The show changed his life, turning him practically overnight from a respected household name into an object of ridicule.

2010 kinda proves their point, 20 years can hardly be classed as "Soon"

Sea Sharp

I found him:

http://www.facebook.com/j.geovany.lara

Terry

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

To be honest that's the average Irish male, most of their da's don't want to know them until they are old and solvent enough to be able to afford their own round.

Yeah. We have all experienced this. It's a terrible thing being Irish. Very few of us know who our Fathers are.
We're all most likely the children of milkmen or priests who called in for a quickie with our Mothers.