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Jesus Christ could be among us...

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  • #32
    E.T.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭E.T.


    I found Jesus a few years ago.
    He was behind the couch.


  • #33
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    If he is here, I'm definately going to hell after having some dirty thoughts about Nigella Lawson.

    Well I remember from years ago in church the words when getting holy bread were "This is my body, eat it and think of me" so if it is Nigella and all you were thinking of is taking a nose dive on her you should be fine, hell when you get to the gates of heaven you could argue that you were only doing what you were told too do "Sorry boss, I was just eating you like you asked me too". He can't have it both ways, unless of course he is Nigella, in which case he can have it both ways but only if her/his rump is well basted in low fat marg or olive oil


  • #34
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

    That's Vodafone Home Phone and Broadband for you, and they're still crap.


  • #35
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    That's Vodafone Home Phone and Broadband for you, and they're still crap.

    To be honest that's the average Irish male, most of their da's don't want to know them until they are old and solvent enough to be able to afford their own round.


  • #36
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Anyone remember David Icke? from wiki.......
    Icke was a well-known BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when he had an encounter in 1990 with a psychic who told him that he was a healer placed on Earth for a purpose. In April 1991 he announced on the BBC's Terry Wogan show that he was the son of God, and predicted that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes.The show changed his life, turning him practically overnight from a respected household name into an object of ridicule.


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  • #37
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    There was a song about this.

    It was crap though.


  • #38
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    Anyone remember David Icke?
    O' yea,
    ...The ex-BBC, now lizard man!

    NUT-JOB!


  • #39
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Yep,he reckons we're all reptilions............lol..

    and claimed to be the Son of God......



  • #40
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    That'd be just my kind of luck alright.Atheism out the window, and large dose of humble pie.:o


  • #41
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I was banned once but had faith and the ban was lifted three days later.

    Hang on now and I'll see if I can walk on water.


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  • #42
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

    72 virgins...

    You might want to put down a towel on top of the bedsheets.


  • #43
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    It would be nice if he would let me know soon. That whole water into wine thing would handy to have at this point.


  • #44
    demonspawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭demonspawn


    ShearerGeordie wrote: »
    You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

    So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

    I had a mental breakdown when I was 24. I thought God was sending me messages about how to make the world a better place. Am I Jesus or just a nutter? :(


  • #45
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I'd rather be buddha


    Shoulda,Woulda,Buddha.

    I'd like to be a more interesting deity than JC, maybe something Asian and exotic.


  • #46
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    demonspawn wrote: »
    I had a mental breakdown when I was 24. I thought God was sending me messages about how to make the world a better place. Am I Jesus or just a nutter? :(

    Demonspawn, the son of god.

    Take from that what you will.


  • #47
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    demonspawn wrote: »
    I had a mental breakdown when I was 24. I thought God was sending me messages about how to make the world a better place. Am I Jesus or just a nutter? :(
    No, just Mary Harney.


  • #48
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I was banned once but had faith and the ban was lifted three days later.

    Hang on now and I'll see if I can walk on water.

    Well, thanks a bunch OP. :mad::mad::mad:


  • #49
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    Anyone remember David Icke? from wiki.......
    Icke was a well-known BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when he had an encounter in 1990 with a psychic who told him that he was a healer placed on Earth for a purpose. In April 1991 he announced on the BBC's Terry Wogan show that he was the son of God, and predicted that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes.The show changed his life, turning him practically overnight from a respected household name into an object of ridicule.

    2010 kinda proves their point, 20 years can hardly be classed as "Soon"


  • #50
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    I found him:

    http://www.facebook.com/j.geovany.lara


  • #51
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    To be honest that's the average Irish male, most of their da's don't want to know them until they are old and solvent enough to be able to afford their own round.
    Yeah. We have all experienced this. It's a terrible thing being Irish. Very few of us know who our Fathers are.
    We're all most likely the children of milkmen or priests who called in for a quickie with our Mothers.


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  • #52
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Misanthrope wrote: »
    That'd be just my kind of luck alright.Atheism out the window, and large dose of humble pie.:o

    I think you'll have to choose something from the vintage thunderbolt selection, with free jumbo fries.


  • #53
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Terry wrote: »
    ...We're all most likely the children of milkmen or priests who called in for a quickie with our Mothers.
    Your mother is Mrs. Doyle? :eek:


  • #54
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Biggins wrote: »
    Your mother is Mrs. Doyle? :eek:
    No, but my Father was the milk man. Both of my parents had black hair, but I'm ginger. So was the milk man at the time. Explain that.

    You remind me of Monsignor James Horan. He was probably your real Father. Remember that nobody in Ireland knows who their Father is.


  • #55
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Jesus was definitely Irish. He lived with his mother till he was 33


  • #56
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Jesus was definitely Irish. He lived with his mother till he was 33

    And he believed her when she said she was a virgin.


  • #57
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    Terry wrote: »
    Yeah. We have all experienced this. It's a terrible thing being Irish. Very few of us know who our Fathers are.
    We're all most likely the children of milkmen or priests who called in for a quickie with our Mothers.

    It's been a long time since I've had an internet stalker, are you planning on following me around every thread I post on because seriously there love if you spend all your time following me who's going to update your forum on the latest news of the "real" drama that is WWF, while you are reading this someone could be hitting triple H in the head with a chair and stealing some pointless belt so you better run and find out or your other 3 posters might realise how pointless it is.


  • #58
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    It's been a long time since I've had an internet stalker, are you planning on following me around every thread I post on because seriously there love if you spend all your time following me who's going to update your forum on the latest news of the "real" drama that is WWF, while you are reading this someone could be hitting triple H in the head with a chair and stealing some pointless belt so you better run and find out or your other 3 posters might realise how pointless it is.

    He's quoted you three times. ??

    Do you get many stalkers?


  • #59
    Miss Ogyne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭Miss Ogyne


    King Felix wrote: »
    He's quoted you three times. ??

    Do you get many stalkers?

    This isn't the only thread he's quoted me on


  • #60
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    King Felix wrote: »
    He's quoted you three times. ??


    He's omnipresent??

    Its a miracle (his first!).


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  • #61
    King Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭King Felix


    Miss Ogyne wrote: »
    This isn't the only thread he's quoted me on

    He's quoted you three times. He wasn't offensive to you.

    And for that you go on a public forum accusing him of being a stalker and insulting his interests.

    Catch a grip.


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