Jesus Christ could be among us...

ShearerGeordie · 27-08-2010 09:12PM #1

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

Biggins · 27-08-2010 09:13PM

If I am him, I'm shooting myself!
(another weird thread by ShearerGeordie)

Tomebagel · 27-08-2010 09:14PM

in the name of the frada

King Felix · 27-08-2010 09:14PM

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

Well, they did refuse me entry into the pubs in town last Christmas...

Voltex · 27-08-2010 09:15PM

better than being on the dole I suppose!!

27-08-2010 09:17PM

I'd rather be buddha

tsar kee · 27-08-2010 09:17PM

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

You could be Jesus Christ and not realise it yet. If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

go to Hell Jake!!:pac:

King Felix · 27-08-2010 09:18PM

bluewolf wrote: »

I'd rather be buddha

A buddha from another muddha?

Kasabian · 27-08-2010 09:18PM

Biggins wrote: »

If I am him, I'm shooting myself!
(another weird thread by ShearerGeordie)

There's a good chance Daddy would have got in touch by now. :pac:

L.Jenkins · 27-08-2010 09:19PM

bluewolf wrote: »

I'd rather be buddha

Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

InTheTrees · 27-08-2010 09:19PM

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

If I remember my Bible Studies correctly, Jesus didn't have any communication with God until his early 20s!

So, YOU could be Jesus and not yet know it!

What if i'm over 20?

Biggins · 27-08-2010 09:19PM

Kasabian wrote: »

There's a good chance Daddy would have got in touch by now. :pac:

Might help to explain alright, the voices in my head! :eek:

Biggins · 27-08-2010 09:19PM

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

Aye, the same sex as yourself!

27-08-2010 09:19PM

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

Or Mohammad. 72 virgins ftw!

Bunch of fat dudes playing MMOs? Nothx

Links234 · 27-08-2010 09:21PM

I'd like to think it might be me.

PeterIanStaker · 27-08-2010 09:22PM

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Scarydoll · 27-08-2010 09:23PM

Maybe I am, I can turn wine into píss. Oh wait..:pac:

Biggins · 27-08-2010 09:23PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Well if my last carpenter that I got in, is called Jesus - the only thing he saves - is with the AIB!

L.Jenkins · 27-08-2010 09:24PM

Links234 wrote: »

I'd like to think it might be me.

If he is, I better start worrying because he'll probably strike me dead for being such a sinner.

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Where in the middle of a recession buddy so there's a ton of those around.

strokemyclover · 27-08-2010 09:24PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Get off my back Dad! :mad:

Miss Ogyne · 27-08-2010 09:25PM

Not so much, I'm 37 and female. Although saying that Jesus did have long hair, wear a dress, a pair of kick ass sandles and could make a pretty decent meal from a fish and 7 loaves of bread so it's quite possible Nigella Lawson is him which, if the average male opinion of her is anything to go by, would seriously bring a new meaning to "The Second Coming"

Terry · 27-08-2010 09:26PM

It's me, except I've decided to wait until I'm a bit older until I reveal this and have you bastards kill me again.

galwayrush · 27-08-2010 09:27PM

Anyone who know me thinks i look like him with my hair down, fools because i really am him.......:cool:

L.Jenkins · 27-08-2010 09:27PM

Miss Ogyne wrote: »

Not so much, I'm 37 and female. Although saying that Jesus did have long hair, wear a dress, a pair of kick ass sandles and could make a pretty decent meal from a fish and 7 loaves of bread so it's quite possible Nigella Lawson is which, if the average male opinion is anything to go by, would seriously bring a new meaning to "The Second Coming"

If he is here, I'm definately going to hell after having some dirty thoughts about Nigella Lawson.

Biggins · 27-08-2010 09:29PM

galwayrush wrote: »

Anyone who know me thinks i look like him with my hair down, fools because i really am him.......:cool:

So we can blame you for creating our TD's from birth?
Just wait till I get me hands on ya!

galwayrush · 27-08-2010 09:29PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

Joiner...check
Long hair / sometimes a beard / goatee...check
Drinking buddies...check
Likes wine a lot so no further proof needed.

galwayrush · 27-08-2010 09:30PM

Biggins wrote: »

So we can blame you for creating our TD's from birth?
Just wait till I get me hands on ya!

I can't get everything right, i'm only human......apologies.:o

Diabhal Beag · 27-08-2010 09:30PM

He's a mod in the Atheism forum just for the LOLs

Biggins · 27-08-2010 09:32PM

galwayrush wrote: »

I can't get everything right, i'm only human......apologies .:o

Jeaus man! One mistake is human. 155 of them is god-damned cock-up. :pac:

Your sacked - hand in your title and crown in Rome!

tsar kee · 27-08-2010 09:37PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

so if you're a an unemployed carpernter with long hair and a beard and 12 drinking buddies, you might be him.

unemployed carpenter....LARRY MURPHY :eek:

King Felix · 27-08-2010 09:40PM

It's a common enough psychotic delusion, OP.

Interesting posting history you have.

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