what have you found after you moved into a new gaff?

Elevator

Anybody find anything significant, illegal, dirty after you moved into your new place

be it in the attic, under floorboards, hidden stash spot in a wall etc

spill the beans

ciano1

I found maddie!

phill106

Does buried concrete blocks in the garden count?
Nothing sadly, was a new house

KeithM89_old

I found some porn from the early 70s in a built-in wardrobe when i was 14

phill106

ciano1 wrote: »

I found maddie!

about time you gave her back then...

Sykk

Wally

Paulyh

a COCKRING*!! :eek:



























*it may have been a hair bobbin

Scuid Mhór

ciano1 wrote: »

I found maddie!

not funny.

Gone Drinking

Found two unused (but past show date) Celine Dion tickets and a set of drumsticks down the back of the couch when we moved into our last apartment.

StraddleFor6

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Found two unused (but past show date) Celine Dion tickets and a set of drumsticks down the back of the couch when we moved into our last apartment.

Standard.

Ush1

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

consultech

...myself.

mink_man

didn't find anything...why..did you find something op?

Gone Drinking

StraddleFor6 wrote: »

Standard.

Yes, because i can see this thread being awash with people who've found significant, illegal and "dirty" items when they've moved into a new house or apartment. :rolleyes:

thebigbiffo

Ush1 wrote: »

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

holy f'uck :eek:

A couple of A4 sheets with A list of girls with with men's names + numbers and times. The last column had "50, 50 , 50" or couldn't finish or "no show" or other undecipherable code.

We think a previous tenant may have been a pimp.

babyfratelli_x

nothing too excitin, but found a drivers licence and papers for some girl to get into the college and medical files and a birth cert! All belong to the same girl.... Luckily Im a nice person and didnt sell them to an illegal immigrant or somethin....

But surely these are things you would take with you when u move?? :eek:

Also found a rugby ball..... its given us many hours of enjoyment

thebigbiffo

Ush1 wrote: »

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

wait...this is a joke isn't it

Degsy

A 12 string guitar,a black and white portable telly,an old record player,a fireplace buried in the back garden and a christmas card from 1965 down behind a fireplace.

Degsy

Ush1 wrote: »

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

Did you take pics?
Sounds weird..

Ush1

thebigbiffo wrote: »

holy f'uck :eek:

Also left behind was a Star Wars Trilogy boxset, not quite as "spooky".:p

Mad cause it's just a normal residential house but it has phones in every room and a state of the art fire alarm system because of the people who were staying there.

Scuid Mhór

Degsy wrote: »

A 12 string guitar,a black and white portable telly,an old record player,a fireplace buried in the back garden and a christmas card from 1965 down behind a fireplace.

what type of guitar?

Ush1

thebigbiffo wrote: »

wait...this is a joke isn't it

Not at all. I don't think there was anything too strange considering the people who lived there like.

Was laughing with my brother 'cause I had only watched film Session 9 a couple of nights before. Similar sort of ideas to it.

Elevator

mink_man wrote: »

didn't find anything...why..did you find something op?

nope, well nothing exciting anyway,

I'm just bored right now and someone gave me the idea in another thread

some good ones so far

Mint Sauce

condom wrapper, and a used pregnancy test kit

Boxoffrogs

In the apartment I live in now. I found empty vodka and whiskey bottles behind the sink pedestals in my bathrooms.
My Dad also had to remove several bottles from the shrubbery outside my bedroom window, some of them were full of urine.

In the first house I bought, again, behind the sink pedestal in the bathroom, I found two £20 notes wrapped up, that was a much more pleasant discovery.

kylith

I found about 40 used condoms behind the bed. What's worse is I know the guy who had the room before me, and rather fancied him until I had to spend an evening cleaning up his spooge filled litter.

sam34

used sanitary towels under the bed

*shudder*

Dean820

My friend found a black dildo in the drawer next to his bed when he moved in.

MitchKoobski

4 old Microwaves, a chinese lantern and a dog house. The next day I found a King Charles scratching away at the front door. When I opened it he ran inside and refused to leave. Didn't have a collar and the landlord said the previous tenants left 4 months ago. I've since kept the dog and renamed him Chewie because when he yawns he makes a noise that sounds like Chewbacca. :pac:

Ush1

Degsy wrote: »

Did you take pics?
Sounds weird..

I didn't but I'm sure I can, might be round there later.

Elevator

Dean820 wrote: »

My friend found a black dildo in the drawer next to his bed when he moved in.

hahahahah I'd say that was gas craic altogether, I'd crack up if I found somehing like that

would feel sorry for the person/s who were hiding alcohol around the house and delighted for the ones who find forgotten savings hidden away. I always have a good scour around in a new place. ya never know what ya might find like

starlit

Just dust and ciggy butts do they count! Relatively new apartment.

Elevator

snuggles285 wrote: »

Just dust and ciggy butts do they count! Relatively new apartment.

meh

starlit

Elevator wrote: »

meh

meh?

Tomebagel

Ush1 wrote: »

I didn't but I'm sure I can, might be round there later.

please do,youve got our interest now:eek:

ColeTrain

A rather nice pair of expensive ladies underwear in the hotpress. That was the best treasure I have found in years.

Rabies

ciano1 wrote: »

I found maddie!

Giant Squid wrote: »

not funny.

True.

Some of us don't have skeletons in the closet

arybvtcw0eolkf

Elevator wrote: »

Anybody find anything significant, illegal, dirty after you moved into your new place

be it in the attic, under floorboards, hidden stash spot in a wall etc

spill the beans

I bought a house in East Wall, and old Dublin Corporation house built around 1935 and in an old cubbyhole I found an Irish Times from Easter Week 1916.

My father has it now.

Fizgig Bandicoot

Nothing more than loads of condom wrappers under the bed and a few old shoes.
Also an extremely realistic looking plastic spider that I approached with caution (quaking in boots) and a hoover. Man, i felt silly!.:)

starlit

Fizgig Bandicoot wrote: »

Nothing more than loads of condom wrappers under the bed and a few old shoes.
Also an extremely realistic looking plastic spider that I approached with caution (quaking in boots) and a hoover. Man, i felt silly!.:)

you're afraid of spiders but not afraid of used condom wrappers?

Fizgig Bandicoot

They weren't used condoms, just the wrappers. So, no I'm not afraid of them. Spiders, on the other hand.....shudder.

kylith

Astrid Short Shirt wrote: »

I bought a house in East Wall, and old Dublin Corporation house built around 1935 and in an old cubbyhole I found an Irish Times from Easter Week 1916.

My father has it now.

That's pretty cool. My neighbours found a paper reporting the sinking of the Titanic when they were cleaning out their attic.

starlit

Fizgig Bandicoot wrote: »

They weren't used condoms, just the wrappers. So, no I'm not afraid of them. Spiders, on the other hand.....shudder.

Ok thats fair enough! Wrappers are ok then...spiders?? thought was only girls who were afraid of them?

zuroph

One summer we rented a horrible student gaff for a 3 month partying session. When we were moving out, we hid cheese EVERYWHERE. in the fully rolled out blinds, behind the fridge, in the fire blanket, under the tv, in the shower head, in the toilet cistern, under mattresses etc etc. (we were horrible little sh1ts).

The next summer for some idiotic reason we decided to rent the same place again. we found all our cheese. All of it, not one piece had been discovered.

Truley

Nothing exciting but the previous tenants of my apartment were Polish and the cupboards contained loads of empty food tubs. It's great fun trying to guess what used to be in them, the labels suggest various rancid, kebaby looking meat :P

ColeTrain

zuroph wrote: »

One summer we rented a horrible student gaff for a 3 month partying session. When we were moving out, we hid cheese EVERYWHERE. in the fully rolled out blinds, behind the fridge, in the fire blanket, under the tv, in the shower head, in the toilet cistern, under mattresses etc etc. (we were horrible little sh1ts).

The next summer for some idiotic reason we decided to rent the same place again. we found all our cheese. All of it, not one piece had been discovered.

Ahh the days when you could afford to hide money.

Bill-e

I found a Bose surround sound system worth around €2K under my stairs in my current place.

I rented a gaff in the US that had a sh!t load of blood stains all over the place!

Stink on the inside

A mate of mine found a few old photos of the previous owner and his wife in the attic when he moved in a few years ago. They were bollock naked, fat, pale and rather hairy. The photos were fairly kinky aswell, I'll leave it at that.

Your man still lives in the same town and hasn't a clue about the photos, lucky for him my mate hasnt really shown them around.
But if that kinky fecker ever wins the lotto Im sure my mate will be somehow getting a share of the winnings too :rolleyes:

jigglywoo

Underneath a bedroom desk "my password is mammy"

BluesBerry

In an apartment I rented a few years ago I found karma sutra book along with empty bottles of durex play and 200 duty free cigarettes unopened they were on top of a build in wardrobe