what have you found after you moved into a new gaff?

Elevator · 18-08-2010 04:53PM #1

Anybody find anything significant, illegal, dirty after you moved into your new place

be it in the attic, under floorboards, hidden stash spot in a wall etc

spill the beans

ciano1 · 18-08-2010 04:55PM

I found maddie!

phill106 · 18-08-2010 04:56PM

Does buried concrete blocks in the garden count?
Nothing sadly, was a new house

KeithM89_old · 18-08-2010 04:56PM

I found some porn from the early 70s in a built-in wardrobe when i was 14

phill106 · 18-08-2010 04:56PM

ciano1 wrote: »

I found maddie!

about time you gave her back then...

Sykk · 18-08-2010 04:57PM

Wally

Paulyh · 18-08-2010 05:02PM

a COCKRING*!! :eek:

*it may have been a hair bobbin

Scuid Mhór · 18-08-2010 05:03PM

ciano1 wrote: »

I found maddie!

not funny.

Gone Drinking · 18-08-2010 05:05PM

Found two unused (but past show date) Celine Dion tickets and a set of drumsticks down the back of the couch when we moved into our last apartment.

StraddleFor6 · 18-08-2010 05:07PM

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Found two unused (but past show date) Celine Dion tickets and a set of drumsticks down the back of the couch when we moved into our last apartment.

Standard.

Ush1 · 18-08-2010 05:07PM

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

consultech · 18-08-2010 05:08PM

...myself.

mink_man · 18-08-2010 05:09PM

didn't find anything...why..did you find something op?

Gone Drinking · 18-08-2010 05:09PM

StraddleFor6 wrote: »

Standard.

Yes, because i can see this thread being awash with people who've found significant, illegal and "dirty" items when they've moved into a new house or apartment. :rolleyes:

thebigbiffo · 18-08-2010 05:10PM

Ush1 wrote: »

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

holy f'uck :eek:

18-08-2010 05:12PM

A couple of A4 sheets with A list of girls with with men's names + numbers and times. The last column had "50, 50 , 50" or couldn't finish or "no show" or other undecipherable code.

We think a previous tenant may have been a pimp.

babyfratelli_x · 18-08-2010 05:14PM

nothing too excitin, but found a drivers licence and papers for some girl to get into the college and medical files and a birth cert! All belong to the same girl.... Luckily Im a nice person and didnt sell them to an illegal immigrant or somethin....

But surely these are things you would take with you when u move?? :eek:

Also found a rugby ball..... its given us many hours of enjoyment

thebigbiffo · 18-08-2010 05:15PM

Ush1 wrote: »

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

wait...this is a joke isn't it

Degsy · 18-08-2010 05:15PM

A 12 string guitar,a black and white portable telly,an old record player,a fireplace buried in the back garden and a christmas card from 1965 down behind a fireplace.

Degsy · 18-08-2010 05:16PM

Ush1 wrote: »

My brother just bought a house. Used to be a home for like, people with mild mental illness.

When we ripped up the carpets there was these strange drawings of faces on the floors underneath in one of the bedrooms and a journal about how the girl who stayed there was eating her hair.

Did you take pics?
Sounds weird..

Ush1 · 18-08-2010 05:16PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

holy f'uck :eek:

Also left behind was a Star Wars Trilogy boxset, not quite as "spooky".:p

Mad cause it's just a normal residential house but it has phones in every room and a state of the art fire alarm system because of the people who were staying there.

Scuid Mhór · 18-08-2010 05:17PM

Degsy wrote: »

A 12 string guitar,a black and white portable telly,an old record player,a fireplace buried in the back garden and a christmas card from 1965 down behind a fireplace.

what type of guitar?

Ush1 · 18-08-2010 05:18PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

wait...this is a joke isn't it

Not at all. I don't think there was anything too strange considering the people who lived there like.

Was laughing with my brother 'cause I had only watched film Session 9 a couple of nights before. Similar sort of ideas to it.

Elevator · 18-08-2010 05:19PM

mink_man wrote: »

didn't find anything...why..did you find something op?

nope, well nothing exciting anyway,

I'm just bored right now and someone gave me the idea in another thread

some good ones so far

Mint Sauce · 18-08-2010 05:20PM

condom wrapper, and a used pregnancy test kit

Boxoffrogs · 18-08-2010 05:29PM

In the apartment I live in now. I found empty vodka and whiskey bottles behind the sink pedestals in my bathrooms.
My Dad also had to remove several bottles from the shrubbery outside my bedroom window, some of them were full of urine.

In the first house I bought, again, behind the sink pedestal in the bathroom, I found two £20 notes wrapped up, that was a much more pleasant discovery.

kylith · 18-08-2010 05:30PM

I found about 40 used condoms behind the bed. What's worse is I know the guy who had the room before me, and rather fancied him until I had to spend an evening cleaning up his spooge filled litter.

sam34 · 18-08-2010 05:36PM

used sanitary towels under the bed

*shudder*

Dean820 · 18-08-2010 05:45PM

My friend found a black dildo in the drawer next to his bed when he moved in.

MitchKoobski · 18-08-2010 05:46PM

4 old Microwaves, a chinese lantern and a dog house. The next day I found a King Charles scratching away at the front door. When I opened it he ran inside and refused to leave. Didn't have a collar and the landlord said the previous tenants left 4 months ago. I've since kept the dog and renamed him Chewie because when he yawns he makes a noise that sounds like Chewbacca. :pac:

Ush1 · 18-08-2010 05:48PM

Degsy wrote: »

Did you take pics?
Sounds weird..

I didn't but I'm sure I can, might be round there later.

what have you found after you moved into a new gaff?

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