best scumbag story

wobzilla1

peatcass wrote: »

back on topic,

once worked with an absolute scumbag.. but didn't have a scumbag accent/look..
we got pally, and after a few drinks he told me this was his first job out of prison for stabbing the guy who raped his sister.

no one said the stories had to be funny.

A few years back, Some little scummer started working in the supermarket where I worked. I found out from my da that he was actually on some sort of back to work scheme and had just been released from trinity house (my da worked there). Anyway he didn't last very long in the shop and ended up back in trinity house.
Then about 2 years ago, I found out that he had stolen a car in Limerick and crashed it. I lolled when I heard he was dead

Jumpy

Paddysnapper wrote: »

About a year ago two women in a shop in Limerick having a big row. One says to the other "Will you stop pushing me. I'm 12 months pregnant" The shop assistant and myself just fell about laughing:D

Jackie Chan was born Chan Kong-Sang (meaning Born In Hong Kong) on the 7th of April, 1954, naturally enough in Hong Kong. He was the only child of Charles and Lee-Lee Chan, having, reports say, spent 12 months in the womb, finally being removed surgically and weighing 12 pounds (his mum nicknamed him Pao-Pao, meaning Cannonball).

*crane style*

Abrasax

snyper wrote: »

I know of a woman, dont know her personally, but she fell riding in the shower...

How did she get the horse in to the shower?

pebbles21

wobzilla1 wrote: »

I lolled when I heard he was dead

Nice :rolleyes:

GizAGoOfYerGee

One from liimy.



About 10 years, I was on the 77 bus going back home from work one night. The bus was empty bar a couple of scumbags up the back, me around halfway down and one or two other people dotted around.


I heard one of the scumbags talking about how he was dying for a shiite and how he was just going to do one on the bus. I thought he was joking, but then about 5 minutes later, I heard them giggling about something.



The other guy said “It’s only a small one, but it’s the thought that counts”. I thought they were maybe joking, until the smell of shiite drifted down to me. Then he started talking about wiping his arse on the edge of the seat.

Fintomiginto

Abrasax wrote: »

How did she get the horse in to the shower?

Through the door

Thomas828

General Zod wrote: »

This never happened. Stop making After Hours a house of lies.

+1 The place for that is the Sunday World.

mikemac

Doom wrote: »

Heard another one from a guy in Ennis who happened to pull in a real native Limerick girl one night, he was getting into the foreplay with this lovely girl, she tells him' I don't want any of that funny stuff, just lob it into me, Boss':eek:

I've heard the story countless times, for any county.

Tar.Aldarion

involves scumbag girls throwing a sheet of glass at my crotch and getting shot in the face with a pellet gun for their troubles, too lazy to type rest

Micky Dolenz

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

involves scumbag girls throwing a sheet of glass at my crotch and getting shot in the face with a pellet gun for their troubles, too lazy to type rest

I've looked up "pellet gun" on the urban dictionary, :pac:

Tar.Aldarion

lmao! Story would be more interesting then!

Walsh

Seen 2 Junkies banging up very openly on the back of the 27 the other day, pretty scumbag-ish especially with kids and such watching it was sickening!

Leeg17

El Weirdo wrote: »

Erm... It's already been posted in this thread...

That's it, thanks

bluto63

Last one I remember, was in the park having my lunch, there was a guy lying on the grass catching some of the sun. This kid on his bike cycles past with a water balloon tries to throw it at the guy and cycle off as fast as he could, but missed then fell off his bike. He got up quickly and ran off with his bike, the guy lying there barely noticed anything happened

Pauleta

I remember walking to work one morning and a couple of skangers aged about 16 shouted out a bus window to give them a smoke (did they want me to get on the bus and give them one ) so i shouted f*** off you junkies. They got off the bus on the next stop and came towards me trying to start something. One of them pushed me and i bet the crap out of him. His mate was afraid to help him. The lad i bet up, his ipod fell out of his pocket and i said did mammy buy you that and he said "nah i robbed ih". I took it off him and threw it on the road. He got it back intact but it was hilarious seeing his face as each car went by.

Moral of the story: Scumbags deserve to be beaten up

DonJose

snyper wrote: »

I know of a woman, dont know her personally, but she fell riding in the shower... few weeks later apparently it was in work that she fell and hurt herself.

Shes putting in a claim against her employer :mad:

Abrasax wrote: »

How did she get the horse in to the shower?

Fintomiginto wrote: »

Through the door

The horse fell too, it's in a stable condition!!!

Canard

hahahahahah!

Gunsfortoys

Was in the Dublin-Roscommon Bus last year with my ex, next thing the guy in the seat behind us starts making and smoking heroin. Worst thing was he had two kids. People were telling the bus driver who done nothing and said "there was no point calling the guards". Scumbags.

tman

Pauleta wrote: »

Moral of the story: Scumbags deserve to be beaten up

Calling someone who has only asked you for a smoke a "junkie" is asking for trouble... Sounds like YOU deserved to be flattened tbh!

SuprSi

About 10 years ago I was starting my drinking Saturday early downstairs in Bruxelles before lunch one Saturday. I was with 2 friends, just having a laugh, when a group of scumbags, one of whom sort of knew one of my mates arrived in. Anyway, we were at a big table so they sat down with us, though it wasn't particularly comfortable as it was easy to see they were in bits and only causing trouble.

So this one guy, wearing a really white Ministry of Sound puffa jacket disappears for a few minutes and comes back with an Abrakebabra baguette, with chicken and lettuce in it. He'd been drinking all night, but got stuck into this roll anyway. He gets about a third of the way through it when he starts to wretch, and rather than run to the jacks he pukes, holds it in his mouth, but lets a big bunch of it out his nose. I'm looking straight at this lad with bits of lettuce and mayo coming out his nose, and there's not a bother on him. He wipes his mouth and nose on his white jacket, and carries on eating the baguette, laughing away.

I've never eaten an Abrakebabra baguette since!

ROCKMAN

Watched one night as two shiny tracksuits stopped a couple and tried to start trouble with the Bloke after about 10 second the Female lands the sweetest kick in the nuts to the main scumbag ,craps her bloke and walks off as scumbag crumbles to a heap , 2nd scumbag just stands there stunned.

Fighting Irish

galwayrush wrote: »

The shower running the country ftw.

the other shower who blame all their problems on the shower running the country

D.R cowboy

Same thing happen to me and the guys coming from town a few months ago , A few scumbags were hanging around Temple Bar and followed us their was about 4 of them and three of us but we said we would keep walking but they continued and one shouted you southside **** i will cut your neck even tho he did not know where we lived so we shouted back you northside **** so one of the guys said **** this I'm not walking away so we all stood our ground and one of the scumbags came up and took a swing at one of the guys but missed him and my mates a big rugby player and he then decked him instead and left him on the ground and his scumbag friends ran away like girls and we all proceed to beat the scumbag who was left and I got 3 nice slaps in on him and one of my mates robbed his phone and threw it into the Liffey in front of him then we ran like hell in case the other guys came back with more scumbags

Stay in a gang and they are harmless, walk on your own and your asking for trouble

Funkfield

galwayrush wrote: »

The shower running the country ftw.

Is that the same shower yer wan riding the horse fell in?

fizzynicenice

shampon wrote: »

Watched a scumbag rob a phone of a German student, get of at a well known Northside Scumhole Train Station. Howth Junction By The Way...(it is a scum hole train station before every ****ing Donnaghmede head jumps on and starts screaming, you live in a scumhole area...get over it..)

Well if you think Donaghmede is a 'scumhole' you obviously haven't been anywhere with actuall urban decay and social issues. (or 'stupid fooking knackers' yeah)

So i'm sorry if our 'sumhole' train station offends you on you way home to your ivory fucking tower, you little prick.

Threads lie these really show how fucking sad most of the cunts that post in the forum really are.

leg

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Same thing happen to me and the guys coming from town a few months ago , A few scumbags were hanging around Temple Bar and followed us their was about 4 of them and three of us but we said we would keep walking but they continued and one shouted you southside **** i will cut your neck even tho he did not know where we lived so we shouted back you northside **** so one of the guys said **** this I'm not walking away so we all stood our ground and one of the scumbags came up and took a swing at one of the guys but missed him and my mates a big rugby player and he then decked him instead and left him on the ground and his scumbag friends ran away like girls and we all proceed to beat the scumbag who was left and I got 3 nice slaps in on him and one of my mates robbed his phone and threw it into the Liffey in front of him then we ran like hell in case the other guys came back with more scumbags

Stay in a gang and they are harmless, walk on your own and your asking for trouble

I think your the real scumbag here

smokie2008

snyper wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oZTW30fAQY

Thats my video up there, I recorded it:)

falan

About 4 years ago i was up in Dublin, I was sat on a bench having a rest as i'd done a lot of walking. Across the road some drunk guy 50 odd stumbled and fell on the edge of the kerb. He hit the deck pretty hard. A scumbag who was walking on the footpath stopped to pick the guy up saying "you alrigh bud,watch yourself dere". etc


As he was helping the guy up i saw his hand go into the mans coat pocket,pull out a phone, look at it behind the mans back,smile and put it into his own back pocket then walk away.

fabbydabby

My best mate stopped a scobe beating the living sht out of his missus, the missus then turned on the guy trying to save her, telling him to leave her boyfriend alone!

How do scobes get such LOYAL women and where can I get one?

Anyway, scobe pulls a knife on them and chases them for about 500 metres with it.

Moral: If a scobe is beating the sht out of his missus, leave him at it. Or else video it and stick it up on youtube.

Bigtoe107

I was on the bus a few years ago when i was doing transition year and got talking to this chap who was sitting next to me.

Anyway as the conversation went on he started telling me how he was just out of the "Joy" and how when he was in there he used to get a piece of liver cut a slit in it and ride it, "exactly like a fanny it is" he said; Somehow i have managed to resist the urge to try it. :pac:

tman

ROCKMAN wrote: »

Watched one night as two shiny tracksuits stopped a couple and tried to start trouble with the Bloke after about 10 second the Female lands the sweetest kick in the nuts to the main scumbag ,craps her bloke and walks off as scumbag crumbles to a heap , 2nd scumbag just stands there stunned.

Not bloody surprised he was stunned!!:eek:

Bassboxxx

peatcass wrote: »

back on topic,

once worked with an absolute scumbag.. but didn't have a scumbag accent/look..
we got pally, and after a few drinks he told me this was his first job out of prison for stabbing the guy who raped his sister.

no one said the stories had to be funny.

Didn't look like a scumbag, didn't sound like a scumbag, had a job and done something that most people wouldn't damn you for????

What's the basis for his scumbag status again??
was it that he was talking to someone who thinks you're a scumbag for getting revenge for a sisters rape????

Milky Moo

galwayrush wrote: »

The shower running the country ftw.

Is anybody else sick of this popping up everytime someone mentions scumbags or any deviation of the word.

When one says scumbag there is a general connontation to that word i.e. tracksuit wearing, antisocial, beer can swilling, jumped up little little trouble maker. It's an old played out joke let it die! /rant

Content: On the bus two skanger discussing oxygen,saying that they were going to rob all they needed before they went and when they got there they were going to hit girls across the head, pee on tents and start fights.

Pauleta

tman wrote: »

Calling someone who has only asked you for a smoke a "junkie" is asking for trouble... Sounds like YOU deserved to be flattened tbh!

Instead of shouting out the bus window "Do you have a smoke" he shouted out "Here you, give me a smoke". Im normally a very generous smoke giver.

tman

Pauleta wrote: »

Instead of shouting out the bus window "Do you have a smoke" he shouted out "Here you, give me a smoke". Im normally a very generous smoke giver.

Fair enough, but calling him a junkie in return is just lowering yourself to their level...

BigBrownBear

There's a hint of Walter Mitty about some of these posts;)

Kasabian

There is some collection of undesirables posting in this thread. Cheap broadband is sometimes a bad thing.

Not a dramatically scummy story, but coming from a very scummy family (actually they've become more of a race on their own these days...)
They come into my work all the time, normally they try to rob all round them but on this occassion they decided to pay for once and not bother...one of the wee lads that works with us had the pleasure of serving them. One of the mothers comes up to him at the till with the products, he puts it through, tell her its 24 quid, she then reaches down her top, inside her bra, rummages around for a min then pulls out 2 tens... his little face was classic enough at this point, but then she puts her hand down the other side and pulls out a pile of coins!! I just had to walk away and laugh, thing is like she had a handbag and pockets so why the hell keep your money in your bra, especially coins! Nothing them people do anymore shocks me...

AckwelFoley

smokie2008 wrote: »

Thats my video up there, I recorded it:)

Our very own ross kemp.

You need your own show :pac:

spurious

Not really scummy I suppose.

Overheard in Dun Laoghaire
Pram pusher 1 - Is that your new baby?
Pram pusher 2 - (puffing on fag) Yeah.
1 leans over to look into pram 2.
Short silence.
Pram pusher 1 - I thought he'da bin brown.
Pram pusher 2 - (puzzled) Yeah, me too.

Rick Deckard

peatcass wrote: »

back on topic,

once worked with an absolute scumbag.. but didn't have a scumbag accent/look..
we got pally, and after a few drinks he told me this was his first job out of prison for stabbing the guy who raped his sister.

no one said the stories had to be funny.

peatcass wrote: »

do the same myself, it wasn't the stabbing that made him a knacker..
just a weird story that seemed to fit in here..

peatcass wrote: »

one stabbing story does not a scumbag make..

lying to the council, saying he didn't live/support his family, they were living in social welfare housing, he wanted to move out of the area as he had fallen out with all the neighbours. The wife asked, and the council said no, she'd have to wait, so he burnt it down, and blamed his son on knocking a chippan off the cooker. the investigators said that wasn't the cause of the fire, so he changed his story to someone had broken in and set the place on fire. the guards said there was no sign of a forced entry..

he got one of the girls we worked with pregnant while his wife and mother of his 6 children was in hospital having a mastectomy.

Bassboxxx wrote: »

Didn't look like a scumbag, didn't sound like a scumbag, had a job and done something that most people wouldn't damn you for????

What's the basis for his scumbag status again??
was it that he was talking to someone who thinks you're a scumbag for getting revenge for a sisters rape????

if you spent as much effort actually reading the tread as you do with question marks, i'm sure you'd ask less daft questions

El Weirdo

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Same thing happen to me and the guys coming from town a few months ago , A few scumbags were hanging around Temple Bar and followed us their was about 4 of them and three of us but we said we would keep walking but they continued and one shouted you southside **** i will cut your neck even tho he did not know where we lived so we shouted back you northside **** so one of the guys said **** this I'm not walking away so we all stood our ground and one of the scumbags came up and took a swing at one of the guys but missed him and my mates a big rugby player and he then decked him instead and left him on the ground and his scumbag friends ran away like girls and we all proceed to beat the scumbag who was left and I got 3 nice slaps in on him and one of my mates robbed his phone and threw it into the Liffey in front of him then we ran like hell in case the other guys came back with more scumbags

Stay in a gang and they are harmless, walk on your own and your asking for trouble

Seriously? One comma in the whole post? Jesus fucking Christ.

me_right_one

smokie2008 wrote: »

Thats my video up there, I recorded it:)

Dont believe ya.

phantom_lord

Was on a bus a while ago. Sat down behind three "howaaays" and everyone else is looking a bit cagey. They start discussing something about is it 8 or 9 euro as they scrounge together some change before transferring the pile over to a guy sitting opposite them who gives them pills in return. The three of them quickly down them while he counts up the change, there's a bit of agro because they've left him a euro short but they soon pay up. They all start getting friendly then and the guy turns to one of them and say "ah jaysus, congratulations, how far along are ya?"

petrochemical

This:

petrochemical wrote: »

I don't know how many times I've nearly been killed by taxi drivers driving like the thuggish bullies that they are.

Also, how do they justify the 50 euro Airport charge? The cheek of them. Last time in the airport I asked a driver 'How much to town?". "50 euro" He said. "And you think that's reasonable?" I said. "Fookin take it or lee-urv it, pal, bleedin jaysus and shoite, fookin bollix, waaaaa, belch." He then "gozzied" on the ground beside me, seemingly to insult me, or something. "I'll tell you what," I said. "Take your 50 euro, and shove it up your ***". "Fookin cant talk to me loike dat you fookin poshy prick basturd". He then tried to get out of the taxi but tripped and fell in his own gozzy. Then the cops arrested him for being a dublin scumbag with a dublin accent.

snickers

Junkie offered me a ups handheld device for signing for packages as a handheld computer lmfao he told me how it was a top of the range computer and he would let me have it for 50 quid .

Zebra3

I was at an Anglo Irish Bank board meeting a few years ago............

fontanalis

leg wrote: »

I think your the real scumbag here

No he's not, he didn't go out looking for trouble. The more scum that get the tables turned on them the better, they deserve no sympathy.

Twee.

Was getting a roll in Centra a few Sundays ago, was about 2am (So Monday technically, whatever). Two scumbags start arguing over nonsense, something about a Dublin match. So they start pushing and punching all the way over into the biscuit aisle. One of them was pushed into me, causing the big bag of Hunky Dory's I had to explode in my face /

They were asked to leave the shop. Then we noticed they'd left a bag of cans on the ground in the queue. Me and the girls pocket them and make a run for it. Excellent.

I forget who the scumbags are in this story... Above all, where did they get COLD cans at 2am on Monday morning?

fontanalis

fontanalis wrote: »

No he's not, he didn't go out looking for trouble. The more scum that get the tables turned on them the better, they deserve no sympathy.

true and in general he prob wouldn't do it to a nice person who didn't deserve it