Bad Bitch

ilovesleep

When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

There is a bitch of a neighbour at home. She passes me every morning and leaves me walking. She could very easily give a lift and take half of the journey of me. We're not strangers and shes going the way. Its pure badness. I have decided from next week on I will not keep in when shes coming and she can drive behind. Should I do this?

To make it worse the cnut is supposed to be a nurse. She doesnt have a caring bone within her body. I would hate to be dying and have that cnut mind me on my deathbed.
What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Abrasax

Did you think of asking the 'bad bitch' would she give you a lift?

L.Jenkins

Abrasax wrote: »

Did you think of asking the 'bad bitch' would she give you a lift?

Did you forget women expect others to read their minds :P

SeaFields

Uphill all the way to work means downhill all the way home

Kiera

Maybe she thinks you're the bitch and that's why she wont give you a lift!

Wetbench4

I don't see why she should be obliged to give you a lift if she does not want to. Why can't you buy a car yourself???

biko

Bad bitches are the best bitches.

ronaneire

Maybe its your user name she's afraid of

jester77

Get a bike, would cut your 40 min journey down to less than 10

Slydice

You should aggressively negotiate with her for a lift.

FlutterinBantam

When I was doing my postgrad. I occupied student accomodation which which had shared facilities.

It was a mixed group and most were fine except for one older bint who came from somewhere in the 'Home Counties'

Foghorn voice,arse like a roofers toolbag, long lank hair, legs like a billiard table,but the way she left the facilities was retch inducing.

Stale jocks thrown around, some, like someone walked catfood into the crotch,tights coated in dandruff, stray dildos ,some of the fcukers still buzzing,fake tan tubes down the pan cheek by jowel with slumbering logs and some even worse stuff.:eek:

Resisted all attempts to reform her,and looked on Irish as boggers and Micks.

Fcukin biggest problem was that the bint was by far the most intelligent in the group and came first in all exams...by a mile!!!

Always sorry I never buried me shoe up her hole before I graduated.

:mad::mad:

pickarooney

Get a bike. Or a blog. Or a blike.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Flutter, your toilet humour gets better and better :pac:

Kintarō Hattori

ilovesleep wrote: »

bitch, Its pure badness, the cnut, that cnut.
What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Selectively edited but on a serious note. OP- do you just not like the ladies? Is that it?

Brendog

Playground tactics dude!...


go over to that bad bitche's house tonight.....

and make sure your wearing business socks....



you know why?





because...


















It'll be business time!

owenc

Your calling her a bitch because she didn't give you a lift! Shes not your servant!

owenc

jester77 wrote: »

Get a bike, would cut your 40 min journey down to less than 10

Actually to 20 because of the steep hill, and if he dosn't ride regularly it'll be longer!

Korvanica

stop complaining and get a bike, youll be there in 15 minutes...

_feedback_

In fairness, I wouldn't want to listen to you every morning on the way to work either.

sbsquarepants

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

There is a bitch of a neighbour at home. She passes me every morning and leaves me walking. She could very easily give a lift and take half of the journey of me. We're not strangers and shes going the way. Its pure badness. I have decided from next week on I will not keep in when shes coming and she can drive behind. Should I do this?

To make it worse the cnut is supposed to be a nurse. She doesnt have a caring bone within her body. I would hate to be dying and have that cnut mind me on my deathbed.
What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Sounds like you need to walk that arse off to be honest, you're blocking roads for gad sake!

phill106

Have you considered sticking your thumb out, as if to signify you would like a lift? Perhaps she thinks you like the excercise?

owenc

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Sounds like you need to walk that arse off to be honest, you're blocking roads for gad sake!

*god stop speaking like derry ones it does my head in.

yogy

OP based on the type of person you have just portrayed yourself as; if I knew you, I would NEVER give you a lift.

Don't be such a useless, lazy, scabby cnut and either buy yourself a bike, car or fcuk off...

Your neighbor sounds like shes a decent person to me

orourkeda

OP. You are being a bit of a whingebag. Just get the fack on with it

IvyTheTerrible

Maybe you should try asking her for lift, and be sure to offer petrol money.

There are plenty of people who cadge lifts, who never ever ever offer petrol money, and then try to dictate departure times. Maybe your wan has been bitten already.

hidinginthebush

Embrace the exercise and bring an umbrella with you when it looks like it'll rain, or ask your neighbour for a lift? I really don't see the problem?

dubtom

In fairness,I wouldn't give someone who was drenched in sweat or rain a lift either.

NothingMan

Buy a skateboard and a rope! She's gonna give you a lift whether she wants to or not!!!

Sykk

It starts off with a lift, but in a few weeks time you'd be complaining that she eats an apple every day on the way into work and doesn't give you one, bad bitch!

WindSock

I'd hate to give my neighbour a lift in in the morning. I cannot talk to anyone at all for the first hour, let alone petty small talk. My car is my isolation box of music and news. The passenger seat is taken up with things I need to have at hand. Just because I have a car doesn't mean I am obliged to give people lifts all the time. I bought it and maintain it for me, not everyone else. I'd have gotten a 2 seater if I could.

stovelid

Two weeks later:

I took a lift to work of this bitch because it was raining and now she keeps offering. What will I do?

easyeason3

OP have you ever thought that she has enough on her plate having to be nice & caring in work?

She probably sees you throwing her daggers & decides she doesn't want to share her car with a nutjob all for the sake of being nice.

And if that's the best example of a bad bitch you can come up with then you must live a sheltered life.

magotch07

Wetbench4 wrote: »

I don't see why she should be obliged to give you a lift if she does not want to. Why can't you buy a car yourself???

+1

she doesnt have to give you a lift why do u think she should oblige

bonerm

I hate this neighbours-helping-neighbours bullshít.

I bought this house so I'd have somewhere to get away from people at the end of a day, not to make a whole new set of "friends" who can knick my tools and bum rides off me to work.

sh1tstirrer

We have this new neighbour that walks to work my wife passes him every morning. She said she would give him a drive to work if he wasn't so sweaty.

Ruu_Old

It is probably the crazy look in your eyes, I probably wouldn't give you a lift either! :eek:

anniehoo

Imagine havin to share my lovely peaceful car with you every morning??!!:eek:
No ta...

ibarelycare

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

We have this new neighbour that walks to work my wife passes him every morning. She said she would give him a drive to work if he wasn't so sweaty.

When will people learn that doing this stopped being funny after the first few dozen times? :mad:

sh1tstirrer

ibarelycare wrote: »

When will people learn that doing this stopped being funny after the first few dozen times? :mad:

But I am the op's neighbour. Why don't you believe me?

Abi

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

There is a bitch of a neighbour at home. She passes me every morning and leaves me walking. She could very easily give a lift and take half of the journey of me. We're not strangers and shes going the way. Its pure badness. I have decided from next week on I will not keep in when shes coming and she can drive behind. Should I do this?

To make it worse the cnut is supposed to be a nurse. She doesnt have a caring bone within her body. I would hate to be dying and have that cnut mind me on my deathbed.
What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Maybe she is looking out for you.

mikemac

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

Sure it's hot but if you're drenched in sweat after a 40 minute would you not bring a tracksuit or appropriate clothes with you?

And it's downhill on the way home
Quit your complaining, a glass half empty person I see

xzanti

yogy wrote: »

OP based on the type of person you have just portrayed yourself as; if I knew you, I would NEVER give you a lift.

Don't be such a useless, lazy, scabby cnut and either buy yourself a bike, car or fcuk off...

Your neighbor sounds like shes a decent person to me

Exactly..

If your OP is anything to go by you're not a nice person.. I'd coast behind you till I saw a nice big puddle.. splash!!

baawhoosh

ilovesleep wrote: »

Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Yes, next question. :trollseyes:

WindSock

To add to my last post, I am not a complete selfish no lift ninny all the time. I don't mind giving people lifts sometimes but if it were a situation where I gave a neighbour a lift on the way in the mornings once or twice, then it would eventually mean we were locked into a polite unspoken agreement that this is to be done everyday.

MarkR

Yep. It's a slippery slope. I regularly see this lady at a bus stop on the way home. I'm pretty sure she also lives in Shannon, and the bus stop is in Limerick.

If I pick her up once, it's a dirty look the next time if I don't pick her up. I can't pick my nose, scratch anywhere south of the border, nor sing along with my tunes.

God help me if we met traffic, I wouldn't have the option of pretending I'm concentrating on traffic and would need to make small talk.

On yer bike.

Riamfada

I have no problem giving people lifts once they pitch in for petrol. Some fckuers think cars run on goodwill and rainbows.

OutlawPete

ilovesleep wrote: »

Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Hehehehe .. yes I have.

Oryx

She may not be a bad bitch, maybe she just cant stand you?

Seriously, what is she supposed to do, go door to door in the street checking if anyone else is going her way in the morning and needs a lift? Should she start a help thy neighbour carpool? She can do what she likes, its her car, her petrol, her insurance, her cd in the stereo.

Quit moaning about your horrible neighbours and toughen up so ya dont sweat so much up that hill.


PS. Im a bad bitch too.

fonecrusher1

WindSock wrote: »

I'd hate to give my neighbour a lift in in the morning. I cannot talk to anyone at all for the first hour, let alone petty small talk. My car is my isolation box of music and news. The passenger seat is taken up with things I need to have at hand. Just because I have a car doesn't mean I am obliged to give people lifts all the time. I bought it and maintain it for me, not everyone else. I'd have gotten a 2 seater if I could.

Yup this sums it up.

My car, my rules, my decision to give people lifts. I don't want to engage in bullsh!t small talk in the morning, especially not with a whinging fcuker of a neighbor.
Im not a morning person. I can barely talk till 11 o'clock, i mostly just nod & grunt when i absolutely have to interact with other humans. So having a forced & awkward chat with someone i don't really know at 8/9 o'clock on a cold morning sounds like a sh!t start to the day.

No thanks you can walk fat ass. Too tight to buy a bike/car? Thats your problem.

sh1tstirrer

Grimes wrote: »

I have no problem giving people lifts once they pitch in for petrol. Some fckuers think cars run on goodwill and rainbows.

How true. My in laws think that my car runs on water. When it comes to their turn oh i have no petrol is the reply.

Dr. Zeus

That didn't go as planned OP did it?

AH is a curious and unpredictable beast sometimes, which keeps drawing me back!