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Bad Bitch

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    OP have you ever thought that she has enough on her plate having to be nice & caring in work?

    She probably sees you throwing her daggers & decides she doesn't want to share her car with a nutjob all for the sake of being nice.

    And if that's the best example of a bad bitch you can come up with then you must live a sheltered life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭magotch07


    Wetbench4 wrote: »
    I don't see why she should be obliged to give you a lift if she does not want to. Why can't you buy a car yourself???
    +1

    she doesnt have to give you a lift why do u think she should oblige


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I hate this neighbours-helping-neighbours bullshít.

    I bought this house so I'd have somewhere to get away from people at the end of a day, not to make a whole new set of "friends" who can knick my tools and bum rides off me to work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    We have this new neighbour that walks to work my wife passes him every morning. She said she would give him a drive to work if he wasn't so sweaty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    It is probably the crazy look in your eyes, I probably wouldn't give you a lift either! :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Imagine havin to share my lovely peaceful car with you every morning??!!:eek:
    No ta...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    We have this new neighbour that walks to work my wife passes him every morning. She said she would give him a drive to work if he wasn't so sweaty.

    When will people learn that doing this stopped being funny after the first few dozen times? :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    When will people learn that doing this stopped being funny after the first few dozen times? :mad:
    But I am the op's neighbour. Why don't you believe me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

    There is a bitch of a neighbour at home. She passes me every morning and leaves me walking. She could very easily give a lift and take half of the journey of me. We're not strangers and shes going the way. Its pure badness. I have decided from next week on I will not keep in when shes coming and she can drive behind. Should I do this?

    To make it worse the cnut is supposed to be a nurse. She doesnt have a caring bone within her body. I would hate to be dying and have that cnut mind me on my deathbed.
    What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

    Maybe she is looking out for you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

    Sure it's hot but if you're drenched in sweat after a 40 minute would you not bring a tracksuit or appropriate clothes with you?

    And it's downhill on the way home
    Quit your complaining, a glass half empty person I see


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    yogy wrote: »
    OP based on the type of person you have just portrayed yourself as; if I knew you, I would NEVER give you a lift.

    Don't be such a useless, lazy, scabby cnut and either buy yourself a bike, car or fcuk off...

    Your neighbor sounds like shes a decent person to me

    Exactly..

    If your OP is anything to go by you're not a nice person.. I'd coast behind you till I saw a nice big puddle.. splash!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 baawhoosh


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Did you ever come across a bad bitch.


    Yes, next question. :trollseyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    To add to my last post, I am not a complete selfish no lift ninny all the time. I don't mind giving people lifts sometimes but if it were a situation where I gave a neighbour a lift on the way in the mornings once or twice, then it would eventually mean we were locked into a polite unspoken agreement that this is to be done everyday.


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Yep. It's a slippery slope. I regularly see this lady at a bus stop on the way home. I'm pretty sure she also lives in Shannon, and the bus stop is in Limerick.

    If I pick her up once, it's a dirty look the next time if I don't pick her up. I can't pick my nose, scratch anywhere south of the border, nor sing along with my tunes.

    God help me if we met traffic, I wouldn't have the option of pretending I'm concentrating on traffic and would need to make small talk.

    On yer bike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I have no problem giving people lifts once they pitch in for petrol. Some fckuers think cars run on goodwill and rainbows.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

    Hehehehe .. yes I have.


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    She may not be a bad bitch, maybe she just cant stand you?

    Seriously, what is she supposed to do, go door to door in the street checking if anyone else is going her way in the morning and needs a lift? Should she start a help thy neighbour carpool? She can do what she likes, its her car, her petrol, her insurance, her cd in the stereo.

    Quit moaning about your horrible neighbours and toughen up so ya dont sweat so much up that hill.


    PS. Im a bad bitch too. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    WindSock wrote: »
    I'd hate to give my neighbour a lift in in the morning. I cannot talk to anyone at all for the first hour, let alone petty small talk. My car is my isolation box of music and news. The passenger seat is taken up with things I need to have at hand. Just because I have a car doesn't mean I am obliged to give people lifts all the time. I bought it and maintain it for me, not everyone else. I'd have gotten a 2 seater if I could.

    Yup this sums it up.

    My car, my rules, my decision to give people lifts. I don't want to engage in bullsh!t small talk in the morning, especially not with a whinging fcuker of a neighbor.
    Im not a morning person. I can barely talk till 11 o'clock, i mostly just nod & grunt when i absolutely have to interact with other humans. So having a forced & awkward chat with someone i don't really know at 8/9 o'clock on a cold morning sounds like a sh!t start to the day.

    No thanks you can walk fat ass. Too tight to buy a bike/car? Thats your problem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    Grimes wrote: »
    I have no problem giving people lifts once they pitch in for petrol. Some fckuers think cars run on goodwill and rainbows.
    How true. My in laws think that my car runs on water. When it comes to their turn oh i have no petrol is the reply.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭Dr. Zeus


    That didn't go as planned OP did it?

    AH is a curious and unpredictable beast sometimes, which keeps drawing me back!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Moaning about not getting a lift....why don't you just ask "Can I have a lift please?"....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I even wouldn't like it if one of my mates shared the journey to work with me every morning. Sometimes is fine, but 40 minutes X 2 on the bus is a time I utilize for napping, daydreaming and reading.

    It's sometimes one of the only times during the working week that I'm left totally to my own devices.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    I like to take it easy in the morning have a cup of coffee and a cigarette before I depart to the hospital for my day ahead I usually hear my neighbor leaving for their work while I sit down to my coffee muttering the word b1tch (I think my neighbor has torrettes) probably about a half an hour later I leave for work and I usually see my neighbour walking down the road all wet and soggy sometimes I like to drive into a puddle and soak my neighbour it starts off my day well

    Neighbours everybody needs good neighbours :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,815 ✭✭✭imitation


    I think theres an important lesson to be learned here, drivers are grumpy bastards, we hate pedestrians, we hate cyclists, we hate random animals, we hate other drivers, we hate anything on the road or near it.

    Theres a reason for this, to get a car you first have to get a provisonal license (at cost), spend a while either nagging somebody to drive with you or dodge the gardai. Then you have to get lessons (at cost) and past the test (at cost). You may fail the test for various reasons, some not your fault, and you have to retake the test (at cost).

    Then you need the car itself, so you have to try and get one (at cost) while avoiding ones that were wrapped around a tree or dogged to death by a taxi driver.

    Once you have it you need to pay tax (at cost) and insurance (at cost) every year. For the first years you'll get boned on insurance and screwed if you make a claim.

    Then you have to maintain the car with services (at cost), new tyres (at cost), the odd repair(at cost), the odd ding ( at cost) and wash it (taking more spare time)

    Finally you have to fill it with petrol (at cost) which goes up weekly and gets another few cent thrown on for good measure by the government.

    So after all this effort and expense are you really going to give a lift to somebody, who would be insulted if they were asked to pay for petrol (shure your going that way anyway ?!), would stop you from listening to your ridiculous taste in music, cursing loudly at other drivers, picking your nose, adjusting your jocks, staring at the opposite sex and whom you'd have to try and ply with small talk all the time ?

    So yeah.. maybe you shouldn't stand out on the road ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    biko wrote: »
    Bad bitches are the best bitches.

    bitches

    aw yeah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    What would you moan about if she wasn't passing you by every day? There's no bus, no train, no footpaths, potholes in the road, Mammy doesn't like me??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,938 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Maybe she is afraid you will think she is hitting on you or she is a serial killer :eek:


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