Bad Bitch

ilovesleep · 16-07-2010 09:39AM #1

When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

There is a bitch of a neighbour at home. She passes me every morning and leaves me walking. She could very easily give a lift and take half of the journey of me. We're not strangers and shes going the way. Its pure badness. I have decided from next week on I will not keep in when shes coming and she can drive behind. Should I do this?

To make it worse the cnut is supposed to be a nurse. She doesnt have a caring bone within her body. I would hate to be dying and have that cnut mind me on my deathbed.
What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Abrasax · 16-07-2010 09:41AM

Did you think of asking the 'bad bitch' would she give you a lift?

L.Jenkins · 16-07-2010 09:43AM

Abrasax wrote: »

Did you think of asking the 'bad bitch' would she give you a lift?

Did you forget women expect others to read their minds :P

SeaFields · 16-07-2010 09:44AM

Uphill all the way to work means downhill all the way home

Kiera · 16-07-2010 09:46AM

Maybe she thinks you're the bitch and that's why she wont give you a lift!

Wetbench4 · 16-07-2010 09:47AM

I don't see why she should be obliged to give you a lift if she does not want to. Why can't you buy a car yourself???

biko · 16-07-2010 09:47AM

Bad bitches are the best bitches.

ronaneire · 16-07-2010 09:48AM

Maybe its your user name she's afraid of

jester77 · 16-07-2010 09:49AM

Get a bike, would cut your 40 min journey down to less than 10

Slydice · 16-07-2010 09:49AM

You should aggressively negotiate with her for a lift.

FlutterinBantam · 16-07-2010 09:51AM

When I was doing my postgrad. I occupied student accomodation which which had shared facilities.

It was a mixed group and most were fine except for one older bint who came from somewhere in the 'Home Counties'

Foghorn voice,arse like a roofers toolbag, long lank hair, legs like a billiard table,but the way she left the facilities was retch inducing.

Stale jocks thrown around, some, like someone walked catfood into the crotch,tights coated in dandruff, stray dildos ,some of the fcukers still buzzing,fake tan tubes down the pan cheek by jowel with slumbering logs and some even worse stuff.:eek:

Resisted all attempts to reform her,and looked on Irish as boggers and Micks.

Fcukin biggest problem was that the bint was by far the most intelligent in the group and came first in all exams...by a mile!!!

Always sorry I never buried me shoe up her hole before I graduated.

:mad::mad:

pickarooney · 16-07-2010 09:53AM

Get a bike. Or a blog. Or a blike.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 16-07-2010 09:57AM

Flutter, your toilet humour gets better and better :pac:

Kintarō Hattori · 16-07-2010 10:09AM

ilovesleep wrote: »

bitch, Its pure badness, the cnut, that cnut.
What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Selectively edited but on a serious note. OP- do you just not like the ladies? Is that it?

Brendog · 16-07-2010 10:13AM

Playground tactics dude!...

go over to that bad bitche's house tonight.....

and make sure your wearing business socks....

you know why?

because...

It'll be business time!

owenc · 16-07-2010 10:13AM

Your calling her a bitch because she didn't give you a lift! Shes not your servant!

owenc · 16-07-2010 10:14AM

jester77 wrote: »

Get a bike, would cut your 40 min journey down to less than 10

Actually to 20 because of the steep hill, and if he dosn't ride regularly it'll be longer!

Korvanica · 16-07-2010 10:24AM

stop complaining and get a bike, youll be there in 15 minutes...

_feedback_ · 16-07-2010 10:25AM

In fairness, I wouldn't want to listen to you every morning on the way to work either.

sbsquarepants · 16-07-2010 10:26AM

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was living at home I was a 10 minute walk away from work. Lucky me. But then I moved and now its a 40 minute walk. All uphill. Its a real struggle and by the time I would arrive at work I would be drenched in either sweat or rain.

There is a bitch of a neighbour at home. She passes me every morning and leaves me walking. She could very easily give a lift and take half of the journey of me. We're not strangers and shes going the way. Its pure badness. I have decided from next week on I will not keep in when shes coming and she can drive behind. Should I do this?

To make it worse the cnut is supposed to be a nurse. She doesnt have a caring bone within her body. I would hate to be dying and have that cnut mind me on my deathbed.
What are your bad bitch stories. Did you ever come across a bad bitch.

Sounds like you need to walk that arse off to be honest, you're blocking roads for gad sake!

phill106 · 16-07-2010 10:27AM

Have you considered sticking your thumb out, as if to signify you would like a lift? Perhaps she thinks you like the excercise?

owenc · 16-07-2010 10:32AM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Sounds like you need to walk that arse off to be honest, you're blocking roads for gad sake!

*god stop speaking like derry ones it does my head in.

yogy · 16-07-2010 10:33AM

OP based on the type of person you have just portrayed yourself as; if I knew you, I would NEVER give you a lift.

Don't be such a useless, lazy, scabby cnut and either buy yourself a bike, car or fcuk off...

Your neighbor sounds like shes a decent person to me

orourkeda · 16-07-2010 10:35AM

OP. You are being a bit of a whingebag. Just get the fack on with it

IvyTheTerrible · 16-07-2010 10:36AM

Maybe you should try asking her for lift, and be sure to offer petrol money.

There are plenty of people who cadge lifts, who never ever ever offer petrol money, and then try to dictate departure times. Maybe your wan has been bitten already.

hidinginthebush · 16-07-2010 10:44AM

Embrace the exercise and bring an umbrella with you when it looks like it'll rain, or ask your neighbour for a lift? I really don't see the problem?

dubtom · 16-07-2010 11:00AM

In fairness,I wouldn't give someone who was drenched in sweat or rain a lift either.

NothingMan · 16-07-2010 11:10AM

Buy a skateboard and a rope! She's gonna give you a lift whether she wants to or not!!!

Sykk · 16-07-2010 11:25AM

It starts off with a lift, but in a few weeks time you'd be complaining that she eats an apple every day on the way into work and doesn't give you one, bad bitch!

WindSock · 16-07-2010 11:29AM

I'd hate to give my neighbour a lift in in the morning. I cannot talk to anyone at all for the first hour, let alone petty small talk. My car is my isolation box of music and news. The passenger seat is taken up with things I need to have at hand. Just because I have a car doesn't mean I am obliged to give people lifts all the time. I bought it and maintain it for me, not everyone else. I'd have gotten a 2 seater if I could.

stovelid · 16-07-2010 11:31AM

Two weeks later:

I took a lift to work of this bitch because it was raining and now she keeps offering. What will I do?

Bad Bitch

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