what makes you cringe from yrs ago...

fairycakes

I remember my first disco girls on one side boys on the other and Celine Dion came on Think Twice was the song I didnt get the "shift" that night but never forgot watching all these boys and girls milling into one another on the dance floor wishing some lad would come over and "pick me" ooh the innocence :pac:

Cookie_Monster

the sweaters on reelin in the years

easyeason3

The first time I got maggoty drunk. I was a disgrace. Haven't touched vodka since.

Then there was the phase of listening to Atlantic 252 & thinking I was **** hot.

Thinking I was a 'misunderstood' teenager when in actual fact I was a pain in the arse. Don't underestimate the power of Nirvana & Smashing Pumpkins to turn a person into a moody cow.

alwaysadub

My clothes. And hair cuts. My mother did actually use a bowl to cut my hair..

Plus plenty of experiences with the opposite sex which i'd rather forget about

Giselle

The haircuts she gave me, and the clothes my mother made me wear as a kid. Pure evil.

thebigbiffo

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

there, i said it

AnonoBoy

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

there, i said it

Oh dear.










(That is all)

FearDark

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

Dont be embarrased, I STILL sleep with your mother.

easyeason3

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

there, i said it

Your username suggests you are a beast but you're really just a pussycat

bonerm

Sitec wrote: »

pissin the bed with a one in it.

There's always a one in it if you piss the bed.

Banned Account

I remember being at a school disco years back and Think Twice by 'The Dyin' Sealion' came on. As I gazed yearnfully at all the boys and girls milling into each other, I caught sight of this lonely looking figure across the hall. She looked beautiful to me by the light of the discoball and through the clouds of dry ice.

I thought for a while about summing up the courage to ask her for the shift but in the end I chickened out and just knocked out a sneaky one in the jacks instead.

Oink

bonerm wrote: »

There's always a one in it if you piss the bed.

As long as there's no number 2...

bonerm

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I remember being at a school disco years back and Think Twice by 'The Dyin' Sealion' came on. As I gazed yearnfully at all the boys and girls milling into each other, I caught sight of this lonely looking figure across the hall. She looked beautiful to me by the light of the discoball and through the clouds of dry ice.

I thought for a while about summing up the courage to ask her for the shift but in the end I chickened out and just knocked out a sneaky one in the jacks instead.

That's a craigslist if ever I heard one. So romantic! You should post it and try contact her if you've nothing better going on.

tommyhaas

Mullet%20man.jpg

fairycakes

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I remember being at a school disco years back and Think Twice by 'The Dyin' Sealion' came on. As I gazed yearnfully at all the boys and girls milling into each other, I caught sight of this lonely looking figure across the hall. She looked beautiful to me by the light of the discoball and through the clouds of dry ice.

I thought for a while about summing up the courage to ask her for the shift but in the end I chickened out and just knocked out a sneaky one in the jacks instead.

Your not the guy that was walking around with his fly undone for the night?? I always wondered about him...;)

PeterIanStaker

the first time I got rat arsed a friend asked me if there was a hole in the wall anywhere near. I led him to a wall with a hole in it.
:o

Kill me.

Banned Account

fairycakes wrote: »

Your not the guy that was walking around with his fly undone for the night?? I always wondered about him...;)

Nah, that was my brother, I just cut holes in the bottom of my pockets - much more discreet.

Jake LeMotta

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

easyeason3

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

Does every single story have to have a sexual element?

thebigbiffo

FearDark wrote: »

Dont be embarrased, I STILL sleep with your mother.

can't believe i felt the need to thank this post

The Cool

The time I broke a toilet in the church hall at a fundraiser dinner dance.

Jake LeMotta

easyeason3 wrote: »

Does every single story have to have a sexual element?

Check out my latest thread.

thebigbiffo

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.

what the f'uck is dome?

PeterIanStaker

dome = head

keithg89

rip offs

/thread

Wazdakka

This..

Naos

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Check out my latest thread.

See you've killed yourself with that one, now I don't know when you're lying and when you're not.

Thusly, the above story is also deemed false.

Jake LeMotta

Naos wrote: »

See you've killed yourself with that one, now I don't know when you're lying and when you're not.

Thusly, the above story is also deemed false.

Nah, if it's about chicks it's true. Of that you can be sure.

GirlOfGlass

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

This isn't that cringe worthy to be honest.
I thought the story would get better as I read on... but it didn't.

phill106

Weirdest feeling of deja vu, was this not done before?

Bob the Seducer

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

Tbh I didn't even realise it was Jake until the last few lines, you're getting better at burying the leads!

seanaor

Westlife.

fairycakes

phill106 wrote: »

Weirdest feeling of deja vu, was this not done before?

Probably apologies!

Kiera

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Nah, if it's about chicks it's true. Of that you can be sure.

You're a virgin, arent you?

Wazdakka

fairycakes wrote: »

Probably apologies!

You must be new here..
but I think I can help.

Don't apologise..
This is AH damnit...

Accuse the other poster of back-seat modding, then call them a pedant or some form of Nazi,
Then finally insinuate that you slept with the other posters mother and that that she loved it up the bum.

Mint Sauce

Well there was this one time, at band camp...

MitchKoobski

I gathered the courage to try and ask out a girl I was quite smitten with a few years ago, she was gorgeous and had a wicked sense of humour. I figured I would tell her this and then slyly ask her out. Entire scenario went as follows.

Girl: "Oh hey MitchKoobski, what's up?"
Me: "I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY"
Girl: ".....eh?"
Me: ".....nevermind..."

And so I went back to my friends, defeated by my own cringe inducing eagerness.:(

Gummy Panda

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.

Thats some high class knacker drinking.

In my day it was a naggin of some cheap vodka for the girls and some **** like strongbow for the guys.

fairycakes

Wazdakka wrote: »

You must be new here..
but I think I can help.

Don't apologise..
This is AH damnit...

Accuse the other poster of back-seat modding, then call them a pedant or some form of Nazi,
Then finally insinuate that you slept with the other posters mother and that that she loved it up the bum.

No not new here....but aah thanks for the tips :rolleyes:

minister poxbottle

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

you jake lemotta you can fcuk off ya transvestite

DrumSteve

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

I lol'd.

Lando Griffin

When you had to wear shoes 2 sizes too big for you and as soon as you go kick a football one shoe flys off up into the air.
Wastecoats, I had a cool lepoard skin design one and stonewash jeans.

Giselle

fairycakes wrote: »

I remember my first disco girls on one side boys on the other and Celine Dion came on Think Twice was the song I didnt get the "shift" that night but never forgot watching all these boys and girls milling into one another on the dance floor wishing some lad would come over and "pick me" ooh the innocence :pac:

It was probably a very lucky escape tbh.:)

Blitzkrieger

Kiera wrote: »

You're a virgin, arent you?

I think he's 8. Don't anybody get their cock out......

Giselle

Kiera wrote: »

You're a virgin, arent you?

And/or its tiny.

vampire of kilmainham

Sitec wrote: »

pissin the bed with a one in it.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

vampire of kilmainham

fairycakes wrote: »

Your not the guy that was walking around with his fly undone for the night?? I always wondered about him...;)

No that was me:D:D:D

vampire of kilmainham

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

Good to know that some of them are filthy. Sorry i have to go to the can:D:D

vampire of kilmainham

The Cool wrote: »

The time I broke a toilet in the church hall at a fundraiser dinner dance.

O yea, and what were you doing in the toilet hmmmmmm:eek::eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Wazdakka wrote: »

Accuse the other poster of back-seat modding, then call them a pedant or some form of Nazi,
Then finally insinuate that you slept with the other posters mother and that that she loved it up the bum.

Reported for backseat modding, Himmler. Or should that be Rimmler, after what I did to yore ma last night? She certainly liked to Goebbel down the cock.


/AH

Fizman

I actually think there could be more cringeworthy things in todays society than back in the day where clothes and what not were a little bit goofier.