what makes you cringe from yrs ago...

seanaor · 21-06-2010 04:33PM

Westlife.

fairycakes · 21-06-2010 04:34PM

phill106 wrote: »

Weirdest feeling of deja vu, was this not done before?

Probably apologies!

Kiera · 21-06-2010 04:39PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Nah, if it's about chicks it's true. Of that you can be sure.

You're a virgin, arent you?

Wazdakka · 21-06-2010 04:41PM

fairycakes wrote: »

Probably apologies!

You must be new here..
but I think I can help.

Don't apologise..
This is AH damnit...

Accuse the other poster of back-seat modding, then call them a pedant or some form of Nazi,
Then finally insinuate that you slept with the other posters mother and that that she loved it up the bum.

Mint Sauce · 21-06-2010 04:43PM

Well there was this one time, at band camp...

MitchKoobski · 21-06-2010 04:45PM

I gathered the courage to try and ask out a girl I was quite smitten with a few years ago, she was gorgeous and had a wicked sense of humour. I figured I would tell her this and then slyly ask her out. Entire scenario went as follows.

Girl: "Oh hey MitchKoobski, what's up?"
Me: "I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY"
Girl: ".....eh?"
Me: ".....nevermind..."

And so I went back to my friends, defeated by my own cringe inducing eagerness.:(

Gummy Panda · 21-06-2010 04:46PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.

Thats some high class knacker drinking.

In my day it was a naggin of some cheap vodka for the girls and some **** like strongbow for the guys.

fairycakes · 21-06-2010 04:47PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

You must be new here..
but I think I can help.

Don't apologise..
This is AH damnit...

Accuse the other poster of back-seat modding, then call them a pedant or some form of Nazi,
Then finally insinuate that you slept with the other posters mother and that that she loved it up the bum.

No not new here....but aah thanks for the tips :rolleyes:

minister poxbottle · 21-06-2010 04:48PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

you jake lemotta you can fcuk off ya transvestite

DrumSteve · 21-06-2010 04:50PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

I lol'd.

Lando Griffin · 21-06-2010 04:52PM

When you had to wear shoes 2 sizes too big for you and as soon as you go kick a football one shoe flys off up into the air.
Wastecoats, I had a cool lepoard skin design one and stonewash jeans.

Giselle · 21-06-2010 05:20PM

fairycakes wrote: »

I remember my first disco girls on one side boys on the other and Celine Dion came on Think Twice was the song I didnt get the "shift" that night but never forgot watching all these boys and girls milling into one another on the dance floor wishing some lad would come over and "pick me" ooh the innocence :pac:

It was probably a very lucky escape tbh.:)

Blitzkrieger · 21-06-2010 05:21PM

Kiera wrote: »

You're a virgin, arent you?

I think he's 8. Don't anybody get their cock out......

Giselle · 21-06-2010 05:22PM

Kiera wrote: »

You're a virgin, arent you?

And/or its tiny.

vampire of kilmainham · 21-06-2010 05:43PM

Sitec wrote: »

pissin the bed with a one in it.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

vampire of kilmainham · 21-06-2010 05:48PM

fairycakes wrote: »

Your not the guy that was walking around with his fly undone for the night?? I always wondered about him...;)

No that was me:D:D:D

vampire of kilmainham · 21-06-2010 05:55PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

Good to know that some of them are filthy. Sorry i have to go to the can:D:D

vampire of kilmainham · 21-06-2010 05:58PM

The Cool wrote: »

The time I broke a toilet in the church hall at a fundraiser dinner dance.

O yea, and what were you doing in the toilet hmmmmmm:eek::eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 21-06-2010 05:59PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Accuse the other poster of back-seat modding, then call them a pedant or some form of Nazi,
Then finally insinuate that you slept with the other posters mother and that that she loved it up the bum.

Reported for backseat modding, Himmler. Or should that be Rimmler, after what I did to yore ma last night? She certainly liked to Goebbel down the cock.

/AH

Fizman · 21-06-2010 06:05PM

I actually think there could be more cringeworthy things in todays society than back in the day where clothes and what not were a little bit goofier.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 21-06-2010 07:55PM

I wrote a love letter to a girl when I was 12. With a poem:o

She turned out to be my first kiss when I was 13 though

fontanalis · 21-06-2010 08:00PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

The first time I got maggoty drunk. I was a disgrace. Haven't touched vodka since.

Then there was the phase of listening to Atlantic 252 & thinking I was **** hot.

Thinking I was a 'misunderstood' teenager when in actual fact I was a pain in the arse. Don't underestimate the power of Nirvana & Smashing Pumpkins to turn a person into a moody cow.

What a crap station that was, endless repeats and Definitley Maybe was too indie for them.

Sergeant · 21-06-2010 08:03PM

X-Works jeans.

I have a photograph which is the finest example ever of why you should not bow to peer pressure or a spur of the moment fashion.

Gummy Panda · 21-06-2010 08:03PM

Colby Odd Nerd wrote: »

Reported for backseat modding, Himmler. Or should that be Rimmler, after what I did to yore ma last night? She certainly liked to Goebbel down the cock.

/AH

Was she wearing these before hand?

GLaDOS · 21-06-2010 08:09PM

Formative sexual experiences, so many awkward fumblings...

Sometimes I do miss my long hair though, silly as it looked

phill106 · 21-06-2010 08:12PM

Sergeant wrote: »

X-Works jeans. QUOTE]
Coupled with Naff jacket?

Celly Smunt · 21-06-2010 08:37PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Was she wearing these before hand?

i love nazi sex

fairycakes · 22-06-2010 08:36AM

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

No that was me:D:D:D

That could have been us swooning to Celine dame you!! :pac:

caprilicious · 23-06-2010 12:52AM

So glad I wasn't the only one that did the Xworx/\eclipse 'trend'

oh & the Atlantic 252 thing too.
I used to record my fave songs onto a tape as my own 'megamix' and sometimes played/stopped/rewound the songs so I could write down the lyrics to sing along to them (badly

)

:o:o:o

I obsessed about this guy in 1st year when I was in 2nd year...only to find out at the end of the year that he was gay.
Don't know if I was more relieved that it wasn't just that he didn't fancy or more mortified that most people in my year knew of my unrequited loved for him :rolleyes::o.

what makes you cringe from yrs ago...

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