what makes you cringe from yrs ago...

fairycakes · 21-06-2010 03:31PM #1

I remember my first disco girls on one side boys on the other and Celine Dion came on Think Twice was the song I didnt get the "shift" that night but never forgot watching all these boys and girls milling into one another on the dance floor wishing some lad would come over and "pick me" ooh the innocence

:pac:

Cookie_Monster · 21-06-2010 03:34PM

the sweaters on reelin in the years

easyeason3 · 21-06-2010 03:35PM

The first time I got maggoty drunk. I was a disgrace. Haven't touched vodka since.

Then there was the phase of listening to Atlantic 252 & thinking I was **** hot.

Thinking I was a 'misunderstood' teenager when in actual fact I was a pain in the arse. Don't underestimate the power of Nirvana & Smashing Pumpkins to turn a person into a moody cow.

alwaysadub · 21-06-2010 03:35PM

My clothes. And hair cuts. My mother did actually use a bowl to cut my hair..

Plus plenty of experiences with the opposite sex which i'd rather forget about

Giselle · 21-06-2010 03:36PM

The haircuts she gave me, and the clothes my mother made me wear as a kid. Pure evil.

thebigbiffo · 21-06-2010 03:38PM

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

there, i said it

AnonoBoy · 21-06-2010 03:40PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

there, i said it

Oh dear.

(That is all)

FearDark · 21-06-2010 03:40PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

Dont be embarrased, I STILL sleep with your mother.

easyeason3 · 21-06-2010 03:43PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sleepin in my folks bed till i was 11

there, i said it

Your username suggests you are a beast but you're really just a pussycat

bonerm · 21-06-2010 03:44PM

Sitec wrote: »

pissin the bed with a one in it.

There's always a one in it if you piss the bed.

Banned Account · 21-06-2010 03:46PM

I remember being at a school disco years back and Think Twice by 'The Dyin' Sealion' came on. As I gazed yearnfully at all the boys and girls milling into each other, I caught sight of this lonely looking figure across the hall. She looked beautiful to me by the light of the discoball and through the clouds of dry ice.

I thought for a while about summing up the courage to ask her for the shift but in the end I chickened out and just knocked out a sneaky one in the jacks instead.

Oink · 21-06-2010 03:47PM

bonerm wrote: »

There's always a one in it if you piss the bed.

As long as there's no number 2...

bonerm · 21-06-2010 03:47PM

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I remember being at a school disco years back and Think Twice by 'The Dyin' Sealion' came on. As I gazed yearnfully at all the boys and girls milling into each other, I caught sight of this lonely looking figure across the hall. She looked beautiful to me by the light of the discoball and through the clouds of dry ice.

I thought for a while about summing up the courage to ask her for the shift but in the end I chickened out and just knocked out a sneaky one in the jacks instead.

That's a craigslist if ever I heard one. So romantic! You should post it and try contact her if you've nothing better going on.

tommyhaas · 21-06-2010 03:48PM

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fairycakes · 21-06-2010 03:50PM

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I remember being at a school disco years back and Think Twice by 'The Dyin' Sealion' came on. As I gazed yearnfully at all the boys and girls milling into each other, I caught sight of this lonely looking figure across the hall. She looked beautiful to me by the light of the discoball and through the clouds of dry ice.

I thought for a while about summing up the courage to ask her for the shift but in the end I chickened out and just knocked out a sneaky one in the jacks instead.

Your not the guy that was walking around with his fly undone for the night?? I always wondered about him...;)

PeterIanStaker · 21-06-2010 03:50PM

the first time I got rat arsed a friend asked me if there was a hole in the wall anywhere near. I led him to a wall with a hole in it.

:o

Kill me.

Banned Account · 21-06-2010 03:53PM

fairycakes wrote: »

Your not the guy that was walking around with his fly undone for the night?? I always wondered about him...;)

Nah, that was my brother, I just cut holes in the bottom of my pockets - much more discreet.

Jake LeMotta · 21-06-2010 03:54PM

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

easyeason3 · 21-06-2010 03:59PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

Does every single story have to have a sexual element?

thebigbiffo · 21-06-2010 03:59PM

FearDark wrote: »

Dont be embarrased, I STILL sleep with your mother.

can't believe i felt the need to thank this post

The Cool · 21-06-2010 04:00PM

The time I broke a toilet in the church hall at a fundraiser dinner dance.

Jake LeMotta · 21-06-2010 04:01PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Does every single story have to have a sexual element?

Check out my latest thread.

thebigbiffo · 21-06-2010 04:01PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.

what the f'uck is dome?

PeterIanStaker · 21-06-2010 04:04PM

dome = head

keithg89 · 21-06-2010 04:09PM

rip offs

/thread

Wazdakka · 21-06-2010 04:18PM

This..

Naos · 21-06-2010 04:19PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Check out my latest thread.

See you've killed yourself with that one, now I don't know when you're lying and when you're not.

Thusly, the above story is also deemed false.

Jake LeMotta · 21-06-2010 04:22PM

Naos wrote: »

See you've killed yourself with that one, now I don't know when you're lying and when you're not.

Thusly, the above story is also deemed false.

Nah, if it's about chicks it's true. Of that you can be sure.

GirlOfGlass · 21-06-2010 04:25PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

This isn't that cringe worthy to be honest.
I thought the story would get better as I read on... but it didn't.

phill106 · 21-06-2010 04:29PM

Weirdest feeling of deja vu, was this not done before?

Bob the Seducer · 21-06-2010 04:30PM

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

This one time that made me cringe - well, not at the time, but thinking about it now.

I was fifteen years old and it was junior cert night.
I was getting f*cked drunk on cider (it took about 3 cans at that stage)
My girlfriend was sipping on baileys (it took about 2 sips at that stage)

We both got horny but I needed to relieve myself.

I left the bushes where we were situated and went to a nearby wall to relieve myself.
When I returned we started to get jiggy.

The alcohol had certainly increased my desire but had seemingly dissipated the performance, cause I was having difficultly getting the love soldier to stand fully to attention, if you know what I mean.

So anyways, as a result of this, and despite the fact that I had just spent about five minutes taking the most tremendous piss - I requested to my girl that she give me dome - which she did.
I was actually surprised with the gusto with which she did it also.

It never ceases to amaze me just how filthy some chicks can be - most especially the cute ones.

Tbh I didn't even realise it was Jake until the last few lines, you're getting better at burying the leads!

what makes you cringe from yrs ago...

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