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In this thread pretend to be female

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    #242
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    wolfric wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60kGU03YcNg

    I can't believe they're actually married in real life. Imagine... marrying your sister? Gross.


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    #243
    Butch Cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭Butch Cassidy


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Skanger girls on bus:

    "yeah he is massive.... my slit was tingling"

    :eek:


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    #244
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Complain about how the media portrays women... Go watch sex and the city 2.

    All of the posters who thanked this post are guilty of watching that sick film.


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    #245
    Mezcita
    Registered Users Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Mezcita


    Guy: "Go left at the lights".

    Girl: (Goes right).


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    #246
    Javelin77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Javelin77


    Damn i have a grey hair give me $500 to dye it


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    #247
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Mezcita wrote: »
    Guy: "Go left at the lights".

    Girl: (Goes right).

    or,
    bf: left up here.
    Gf: i know where u live, relax.
    Next day at same spot girl takes a right.
    Bf: where you goin? I live the other way.
    Gf: why didn't you tell me?


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    #248
    Javelin77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Javelin77


    Its time to get knocked up i will make some tiny holes in his condoms


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    #249
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Girl: i'm one million percent sure he's the father.
    Maury: you are...not the father.
    *girl runs off stage crying*
    3 months later,
    girl: i'm two million percent sure he's the father.
    Maury: you are.....not the father.
    *girl runs off stage crying*
    repeats + 3 months and an extra million percent.


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    #250
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,166 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Clothes bull:

    "They are not the same! Are you even looking!? The bottoms of them are completely different."


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    #251
    Javelin77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Javelin77


    A 30 years old serious practicing virgin muslim woman that never been kissed or touched and never masturbated : Oh god will you please reward me a great husband man with a massive stamina and a massive cck . I'm modest i really don't want money i don't want class i need a man .need need.

    God in her dreams: my dear virgin woman i'm testing you i will reward you in heaven. But in this life you are to endure the temptations of sex . You shall be rewarded in the after life.

    Poor virgin woman: not even a wet dream?

    God: .......


    Poor virgin : ..... !

    God: tumble weed tumble weed.

    Virgin : Hello

    God: snoringggggg zzzzz

    End of dream.

    To be continued...


    Seriously i write weird stuff when i'm high


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    #252
    limklad
    Registered Users Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭limklad


    teddy_303 wrote: »
    Do as I say, not as I do!
    More precisely and in my mind "Do what I think, not what I say"

    Also leaving house with radio blaring and driving away with the car revving with car radio blaring loud, then bark out orders while facing in the opposite direction where the boyfriend/husband/child/other members of the family/friends cannot hear it.

    Comes home to complain why they did not carry out my orders!!


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    #253
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I can't believe they're actually married in real life. Imagine... marrying your sister? Gross.
    I'm sure his sister has a lovely bottom.


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    #254
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me every week in the local night club and to think he said i was special when we 1st met in that very same night club :mad:


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    #255
    TheTosh
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'm sure his sister has a lovely bottom.

    Or she gives great head


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    #256
    xoxyx
    Registered Users Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Patiently laughing at extracts from crazy boy thread while preparing three different gourmet meals to keep everybody happy, looking sexy and refreshed and on the phone to the stocks and shares people making a few extra million so she can buy her boyfriend that football team he really wants for his birthday.
    Admiring beautiful shoes every now and again.


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    #257
    BumbleB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    Hello, I'm a female.


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    #258
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    ... AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WEAR!!!


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    #259
    Javelin77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Javelin77


    When will nike make a high heel training shoe So then men will stop criticising us about how we dress to make sport.


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    #260
    Mental_Legend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Mental_Legend


    Pretending to be a woman on this would be impossible, as one would have to be either having sex in he bedroom or making a sandwich in the kitchen, neither of which involve a computer. :pac:


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    #261
    suckslikeafox
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭suckslikeafox


    Mental_Legend wrote: »
    Pretending to be a woman on this would be impossible, as one would have to be either having sex in he bedroom or making a sandwich in the kitchen, neither of which involve a computer. :pac:

    Chauvinist bastard


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    #262
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    suckslikeafox wrote: »
    Chauvinist bastard
    You go girl!


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    #263
    Mental_Legend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Mental_Legend


    Bonito wrote: »
    You go girl!
    Mm-hmm! *Triple finger snap*


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    #264
    Butch Cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭Butch Cassidy


    The_Minister wrote: »
    The old 'Deep Heat' trick eh?


    *Retches*
    What? :confused:


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    #265
    Gina_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Gina_


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I think this thread is great. :)

    I heartily agree! :D

    Why haven't any them posted something like this?

    "The brakes are dead? I wondered what that screeching noise was for the last 5 miles.":eek: LOL


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    #266
    BumbleB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    HE only likes her cause she has BIG BOOBS.


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    #267
    BumbleB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    He didn't make a move on me .He must be gay .


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    #268
    Javelin77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Javelin77


    A very important tip for you guys: just don't have anal sex with a first timer drinker. Just don't .


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    #269
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    scratch me fanny... i've got the crabs!


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    #270
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    suckslikeafox wrote: »
    Chauvinist bastard

    Witty... like a fox :pac:


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    #271
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    scratch me fanny... i've got the crabs!


    I must be having a bad hair day.


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