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    #272
    Mental_Legend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Mental_Legend


    Bollox, I've got the menopause!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


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    #273
    Suspicious Dave
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭Suspicious Dave


    Me: (on phone) I dunno when it is.
    Her: SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
    Me: I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT IS
    Her: THERE'S NO NEED TO HAVE SUCH AN ATTITUDE!! -hangs up.

    Me: (Text)- I didn't say it with an attitude, I just said it louder cos you said you couldn't hear me.

    Still waiting for a reply, been 2 hours now.


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    #274
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,166 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Suspicious Dave wrote: »
    Me: (on phone) I dunno when it is.
    Her: SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
    Me: I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT IS
    Her: THERE'S NO NEED TO HAVE SUCH AN ATTITUDE!! -hangs up.

    Me: (Text)- I didn't say it with an attitude, I just said it louder cos you said you couldn't hear me.

    Still waiting for a reply, been 2 hours now.

    Same has happened to me too. I feel your pain. If you can't hear me I'll talk louder dang it


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    #275
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,251 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    "Opps....I've left the handbrake on again....."


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    #276
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    suckslikeafox wrote: »
    Chauvinist bastard

    In this thread? You must be mistaken.


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    #277
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    "Opps....I've left the handbrake on again....."

    Ooops I've left the handbrake OFF again (as car careens down a multistory carpark)*









    * Yes i realise it is unlikely that it would sucesfully negotiate the numerous bends considering the car couldn't do so when the woman had been driving, never mind when it is out of control with no driver!


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    #278
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    Look at this... /holds up some top
    and look at this... /holds up some bag
    and these... /holds up some pyjamas
    and lookit ... /holds up some more tops

    guess how much-12 euros!!! for the lot!!!!omg i love penneys


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    #279
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    nice1franko wrote: »
    Look at this... /holds up some top
    and look at this... /holds up some bag
    and these... /holds up some pyjamas
    and lookit ... /holds up some more tops

    guess how much-12 euros!!! for the lot!!!!omg i love penneys

    Half an hour later....

    'I hate dese....I'll bring dem back tamorrow'


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    #280
    Brendog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    :mad::mad::mad::mad::(:(:(:D:D:(:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    ^ mood timeline(Hourly)


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    #281
    Roomic Cube
    Registered Users Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    moan moan moan my ovaries....

    grrr grrr grrr my ovaries......

    nag nag nag im bleeding.....


    I feel sick, I feel sore, I feel hungry, I feel sick again, I want something to eat, make me something to eat, oh I cant eat what you made I feel too sick....I feel sore again, dont touch me, cuddle me, what the hell I said dont touch me I feel sore.....


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