In this thread pretend to be female

SugarHigh

Feeling fat... eats cake to make self feel better.

Notice problem... moan about it until someone else fixes it.

alwaysadub

What do you do if you are female..

cocalolaman

*cries some more because I'm crying*

Abrasax

Does my bum look big in this post.

Demonon

Moan moan moan I can't make my mind up about anything, nag nag nag, you can't do that, you shouldn't go there , bla bla bla, more nagging

epgc3fyqirnbsx

/Has a glass of wine and starts talking and doesn't stop for four hours straight

RolandIRL

cocalolaman wrote: »

*cries some more because I'm crying*

there, there you'll be okay

Abrasax wrote: »

Does my bum look big in this post.

no, how could you think that?


*walks away with both women in each arm with big grin "

GLaDOS

I've been bleeding for the last 3 days and it's perfectly normal

Tea_Bag

alwaysadub wrote: »

What do you do if you are female..

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(long time later, after much bitching..)







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Karl Hungus

Moans about how this thread is a mockery of women and all you guys pretending to be women are dicks.

phasers

Don't you hate pants?

stupidusername

"Men are all bástards! They never listen! I'm going to be a lesbian from now on!"











I am a girl/woman though

arybvtcw0eolkf

Anyone wanna flash of me' gee?.

Mint Sauce

do you like my hair?

Karl Hungus

Also, shoes.

Shoes shoes shoes, glass of wine, shoes shoes shoes!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I'm fine

/thinking to myself that he better figure out what the f*ck is up with me or I'll make his life a misery

Iron Hide

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Also, shoes.

Shoes shoes shoes, glass of wine, shoes shoes shoes!

Handbags, don't forget handbags. Louis Vuitton, dolce & gabbana and all that sh*te

CreepingDeath

I don't care if the World cup is only on every 4 years, I want to watch Corrie.

Demonon

I'm going out for the night with my "friends", any of whom are missing will be insulted and bitched about for the next 5 hours.

SugarHigh

brb wearing low cut tops and then complaining about men staring at my tits.

Karl Hungus

Red Storm wrote: »

Handbags, don't forget handbags. Louis Vuitton, dolce & gabbana and all that sh*te

Oh how could I forget handbags? I'm such a ditz! :pac:

SugarHigh

Don't have enough money for food... Buy clothes.

stovelid

Finn Tangy Tart wrote: »

Anyone wanna flash of me' gee?.

Show us your rasher, will ya?

SugarHigh

Complain about how the media portrays women... Go watch sex and the city 2.

Prof.Badass

Red Storm wrote: »

Handbags, don't forget handbags. Louis Vuitton, dolce & gabbana and all that sh*te

Exactly, I mean you'll never get a man if you don't have the latest and most expensive in handbags and other fashion accesories.

bonerm

Must not order the chips. Must find boyfriend who likes chips so I can rob his.

mikom

pierced ears
pierced belly button
Boob job
nose job
teeth bleached
tummy tuck
liposuction
colonic irrigation
botox
eyebrows plucked
legs waxed
bikini wax
armpits shaved

No I won't take it up the arse because it "hurts".

minidazzler

*Plays with boobs and vagina*

arybvtcw0eolkf

stovelid wrote: »

Show us your rasher, will ya?

Only if ya have a sausage for it :pac:

/Damn, I have trush again.

stovelid

Wear top with boobs hanging out:

Ugly man glances at boobs: objectifying, sleazy women-hater. Adjust top /button up jacket ostentatiously and harrumph loudly to express profound sense of violation.

Hot man glances at boobs: smile back.

Corkfeen

Looks like its thats time of month again, same bat time, same bat hour...

funk-you

/smacks boyfriends car door off wall.

-Funk

DubMedic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

stovelid

ETOA for In this thread pretend to be male thread: five minutes.

SugarHigh

brb being bad at maths

bonerm

DubMedic wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

He reviews the occasional movie nowadays ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

Mick Daly

I hate porn.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Mick Daly wrote: »

I hate porn.

The Shopping Channel is all the porn I need gurl :P

Snowie

Callie Important Redneck wrote: »

I'm fine

/thinking to myself that he better figure out what the f*ck is up with me or I'll make his life a misery

oh wash the sand out of your vagina and stop being sucha moody bitch.

I'm happy i got a pink underwear today its lacey to and has a built in vibrtor thing that activated bye key fob

GLaDOS

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl *giggles*

TheTosh

Feels sorry for self because ugly fat friend found a man and she can't get one

teddy_303

Do as I say, not as I do!

laugh

Today: Comes up with idea to shag on the bonnet of the car in the Wicklow mountains.

Tomorrow: Accuse bf of only wanting me for sex.

galwayrush

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Moans about how this thread is a mockery of women and all you guys pretending to be women have dicks.

Fixed that for you.:pac:

Misty Chaos

All men are pigs, I deserve to be treated like a princess!

Your a good friend, your caring and you listen to me bitch about my asshole of a boyfriend who constantly abuses me. Like I said, your a great friend.

Oh my god, like, I mean whatever!

Mick Daly

"Oh yea baby, I've been thinking about you're big juicy cock all day"

nocal

alwaysadub wrote: »

What do you do if you are female..

Just pretend harder - I mean faking it is not a problem :rolleyes:

TheTosh

Girl goes shopping with BF see's shoes and thinks, must get that pair of shoes at all costs but how?, I know I'll give him head

teddy_303

Just because I insist on being treated like a lady, it does not mean I have to act like one! I hate you Mr big know-it-all!
In a nut shell, please see link>


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y9BukEBI9c

alwaysadub

Mick Daly wrote: »

An old farmer with his willy out and the sheepdog licking it.

Mick Daly wrote: »

Did he have a dribbly cock?

Mick Daly wrote: »

"Oh yea baby, I've been thinking about you're big juicy cock all day"

Are you a bit obsessed with cocks or something?? :pac:

ejmaztec

All men are bastards, give me a pint of vodka and two shots of Botox.