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In this thread pretend to be female

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    #32
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    /smacks boyfriends car door off wall.

    -Funk


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    #33
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo


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    #34
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    ETOA for In this thread pretend to be male thread: five minutes.


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    #35
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    brb being bad at maths


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    #36
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    DubMedic wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

    He reviews the occasional movie nowadays ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI


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    #37
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    I hate porn.


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    #38
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Mick Daly wrote: »
    I hate porn.

    The Shopping Channel is all the porn I need gurl :P


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    #39
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Callie Important Redneck wrote: »
    I'm fine

    /thinking to myself that he better figure out what the f*ck is up with me or I'll make his life a misery


    oh wash the sand out of your vagina and stop being sucha moody bitch.

    I'm happy i got a pink underwear today its lacey to :) and has a built in vibrtor thing that activated bye key fob


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    #40
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Don't ask me, I'm just a girl *giggles*

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #41
    TheTosh
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Feels sorry for self because ugly fat friend found a man and she can't get one


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    #42
    teddy_303
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭teddy_303


    Do as I say, not as I do!


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    #43
    laugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Today: Comes up with idea to shag on the bonnet of the car in the Wicklow mountains.

    Tomorrow: Accuse bf of only wanting me for sex.


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    #44
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Moans about how this thread is a mockery of women and all you guys pretending to be women have dicks.

    Fixed that for you.:pac:


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    #45
    Misty Chaos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Misty Chaos


    All men are pigs, I deserve to be treated like a princess!

    Your a good friend, your caring and you listen to me bitch about my asshole of a boyfriend who constantly abuses me. Like I said, your a great friend.

    Oh my god, like, I mean whatever!


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    #46
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    "Oh yea baby, I've been thinking about you're big juicy cock all day"


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    #47
    nocal
    Registered Users Posts: 798 ✭✭✭nocal


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    What do you do if you are female..

    Just pretend harder - I mean faking it is not a problem :rolleyes:


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    #48
    TheTosh
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Girl goes shopping with BF see's shoes and thinks, must get that pair of shoes at all costs but how?, I know I'll give him head


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    #49
    teddy_303
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭teddy_303


    Just because I insist on being treated like a lady, it does not mean I have to act like one! I hate you Mr big know-it-all!
    In a nut shell, please see link>


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y9BukEBI9c


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    #50
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Mick Daly wrote: »
    An old farmer with his willy out and the sheepdog licking it.
    Mick Daly wrote: »
    Did he have a dribbly cock?
    Mick Daly wrote: »
    "Oh yea baby, I've been thinking about you're big juicy cock all day"

    Are you a bit obsessed with cocks or something?? :pac:


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    #51
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,982 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    All men are bastards, give me a pint of vodka and two shots of Botox.


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    #52
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Are you a bit obsessed with cocks or something?? :pac:

    Think his real name is Mickey daily TBH.


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    #53
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Guys, I just crashed my car.

    :mad::(:(:(:(:(


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    #54
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Are you a bit obsessed with cocks or something?? :pac:


    Nought wrong with that! :D


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    #55
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I just broke one fo my new gel nails,

    this bastard ive been seeing tried to well he tried to feel my booby :(


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    #56
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    "Our sexuality is different than mens. We cannot separate sexual pleasure from our emotions the way that men can."

    /Buys Rampant Rabbit vibrator with super enhanced clit stimulation.


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    #57
    Wade in the Sea
    Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    OMG LOL OMG LOL OMG LOL


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    #58
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    "Why are women always classed as worse drivers?Our insurace is cheaper so we're definitely better."
    Said while driving with phone up to ear,checking make-up in mirror and completely oblivious to the fact theres other fcuking cars on the road!!


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    #59
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Goes to the gym, walks a bit on a treadmill and goes home delighted with my hard work.

    Eat's Ben and Jerrys as a reward.


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    #60
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    I can't eat that, it'll go straight to my vagina.

    That's what girls worry about, right? Having big vaginas?


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    #61
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOw12oUzYYA


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