The cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**ked the most.

Jake LeMotta

Yeah man.
Possibly ironic. The chicks that look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, look like they may not even know the meaning of the word sex - the thing they want most is to be thoroughly defiled by some big alpha male mofo.

Why is this?
Not sure..

But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

Edit:
Oh yeah, and the cutest girls always want the baddest mofo's

i.e. the bad boys.
The reason for this we can speculate upon.

ejmaztec

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

Maths fail.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Why do you want to believe this so hard? It's not going to happen, she hates you

alwaysadub

Yeah,i think you should go away and think about it some more..

Doyler92

And no, this isn't the forum for good advice.

B0X

ejmaztec wrote: »

Maths fail.

Fragmented english, consider revising.

NothingMan

He's 110% right. His sister is really cute.

GirlOfGlass

It's always the quiet ones.

javaboy

Have you run this defence by your lawyer? What did he/she make of it?

maxxie

what do you care! you pay for sex! sucker

Dublin_Gunner

You left out the fact that they prefer no-strings-attached scenario's, love it in the rear, and swallow.

Jake - as much as we'd all (as in the heterosexual male population) would absolutely love this to be true, I fear it just may not be.

whatdoicare

Everyone knows that girls don't like boys, they just like cars and money.:D

Jake LeMotta

Vera Screeching Stress wrote: »

Why do you want to believe this so hard? It's not going to happen, she hates you

Cause it's always the cutest chicks that look at me like they wanna suck on my perineum, no holds barred man.

Regular chicks just play it cool - the cutest chicks, how can I say it, they just randy as hell!

Oh_Noes

I have a simple theory...

Everyone wants to F**k these girls, so they try to f**k them, a lot. Girls with a lot of offers are bound to start taking up the offers, and liking the return.

Whereas uncute girls don't get any offers to be f**ked, so they go through life not being f**ked, so when it comes around to it, they're in alien territory.

ta-da!

Armin_Tamzarian

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

Your ideas are intriguing to me. I wish to subscribe to your magazine.

phill106

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Yeah man.

But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

And if she doesn't, there is always rohypnol and ducttape?
Be afraid, be very afraid!

Jake LeMotta

Doyler92 wrote: »

And no, this isn't the forum for good advice.

I'm not looking for advice.
I'm giving advice.

It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...

pickarooney

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Your ideas are intriguing to me. I wish to subscribe to your magazine.

Your ability to flog a dead meme makes me wish this post was sarcastic.

Armin_Tamzarian

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

I'm not looking for advice.
I'm giving advice.

It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...

You need to talk to this guy

Jake LeMotta

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

You left out the fact that they prefer no-strings-attached scenario's, love it in the rear, and swallow.

Jake - as much as we'd all (as in the heterosexual male population) would absolutely love this to be true, I fear it just may not be.

That's the problem bro, it is true.
It's just most guys don't recognize it and end up making bitches out of themselves.

starbelgrade

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

I'm not looking for advice.
I'm giving advice.

It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...

Is your todger's pet name, "Tiny Tim" by any chance?

javaboy

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

You need to talk to this guy

He changed his name to Adam ages ago.

Min

Is that what a rapist thinks?

She wants to have sex with me but she is only pretending she doesn't?

Sanjuro

I went out with a girl. Very cute. Also very quiet. Whenever we fooled around, she'd cry afterwards and start on about 'Catholic Guilt.' Your theory is wrong.

ScumLord

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

I'm not looking for advice.
I'm giving advice.

It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...

They just be player haters bro.

George Orwell 1982

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

That's the problem bro, it is true.
It's just most guys don't recognize it and end up making bitches out of themselves.

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg

candy-gal1

i would say thats 100% true tbh

lol

Dublin_Gunner

candy-gal1 wrote: »

i would say thats 100% true tbh

lol

So eh, cute or so-so?

Uriel.

This is one of those threads where I saw the thread title on the Boards home page and just thought to myself "jesus, what the ****..."

Only After Hours' thread titles can produce such a thought during my boards roamings.

Uriel.

PS.

the blonde girl from Glee!!!

candy-gal1

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

So eh, cute or so-so?

lol

ejmaztec

B0X wrote: »

Fragmented english, consider revising.

tldr

Gillington

Thinly veiled "I got some last night" thread.

CorsetIsTight

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

Or...the more she seems to want it, the cuter she seems to you.

Oh_Noes

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

You need to talk to this guy

AAAAARGH I just found out that I'm a vampire!

Altheus

I also would like to subscribe to your newsletter, and I could use a wingman.

Did you ever read The Game?


/s

Jake LeMotta

candy-gal1 wrote: »

lol

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

Is this cyber flirting going on in my thread!?

Please, f**k off immediately.

Jake LeMotta

CorsetIsTight wrote: »

Or...the more she seems to want it, the cuter she seems to you.

Well...............




















...hmmm

RobbieTheRobber

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

Is this cyber flirting going on in my thread!?

Please, f**k off immediately.

Well that post wasn't

Altheus wrote: »

I also would like to subscribe to your newsletter, and I could use a wingman.

Did you ever read The Game?


/s

But this one is!

Novella

Innocence is hot.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Novella wrote: »

Innocence is hot.

Even hotter when you find out it's an act

Cool_CM

Novella wrote: »

Innocence is hot.

I`m sure Gary Glitter thinks so too;)

Banned Account

Jake, that's just your mantra


"The cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the most ..."

This is what you repeat constantly as you close your eyes and attempt to push your inadequate manhood into a minger with a fanny like a badly packed kebab that you picked up down by the liffey after a drunken binge. After the deed is over you cry like a baby and hate yourself. After the tears, the emotion turns to rage and hatred of attractive women who tend to view you like the Irish embodiment of the Sherminator.

force majeure

whatdoicare wrote: »

Everyone knows that girls don't like boys, they just like cars and money.:D

As the owner off a merc and a few bob in the bank i can say this is true but alas not for me as no one come near me.

Bonito

So, basically, giggly cute girls who twiddle their hair and bite their lip are the ones who want to be fúcked?

Sounds right to me. It's always the quiet ones, always.

cloneslad

B0X wrote: »

Fragmented english, consider revising.

English

ejmaztec

force majeure wrote: »

As the owner off a merc and a few bob in the bank i can say this is true but alas not for me as no one come near me.

You should do what the other desperate Merc owners do, and fit a "Taxi" sign to the roof of your car.

Snowie

lioness's is some case's...

My back, looked like a cat had been theree on more then one ocasion...

orourkeda

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Yeah man.
Possibly ironic. The chicks that look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, look like they may not even know the meaning of the word sex - the thing they want most is to be thoroughly defiled by some big alpha male mofo.

Why is this?
Not sure..

But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

Thats a cute theory and all but it has to be the biggest pile of horse gick I've ever heard.

If any reasonable bloke went up to any normal nice looking girl and said "excuse me love, I read a blokes theory on the internet last night and he articulated his belief that the cuter the girl the more she wants to be roasted by a macho alpha male type"

I would expect the following response

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_245/1204797892MgXKn6.jpg

Theres this thing called attraction

pickarooney

orourkeda wrote: »

I would expect the following response

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_245/1204797892MgXKn6.jpg

Theres this thing called attraction

She kind of looks like she's forcing herself to give head.

kiwi123

lads what's the definition of cute?

someone who looks innocent or someone who looks hot?!