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The cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**ked the most.

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  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,370 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    B0X wrote: »
    Fragmented english, consider revising.

    tldr


  • #33
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Thinly veiled "I got some last night" thread.


  • #34
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

    Or...the more she seems to want it, the cuter she seems to you.

    :D


  • #35
    Oh_Noes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    You need to talk to this guy

    AAAAARGH I just found out that I'm a vampire!


  • #36
    Altheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Altheus


    I also would like to subscribe to your newsletter, and I could use a wingman.

    Did you ever read The Game?


    /s


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  • #37
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    lol :)

    Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

    Is this cyber flirting going on in my thread!?

    Please, f**k off immediately.


  • #38
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    CorsetIsTight wrote: »
    Or...the more she seems to want it, the cuter she seems to you.

    :D

    Well...............




















    ...hmmm


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

    Is this cyber flirting going on in my thread!?

    Please, f**k off immediately.

    Well that post wasn't

    Altheus wrote: »
    I also would like to subscribe to your newsletter, and I could use a wingman.

    Did you ever read The Game?


    /s


    But this one is!


  • #40
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Innocence is hot.


  • #41
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Novella wrote: »
    Innocence is hot.

    Even hotter when you find out it's an act ;)


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  • #42
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Novella wrote: »
    Innocence is hot.

    I`m sure Gary Glitter thinks so too;)


  • #43
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Jake, that's just your mantra


    "The cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the mostThe cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**cked the most ..."

    This is what you repeat constantly as you close your eyes and attempt to push your inadequate manhood into a minger with a fanny like a badly packed kebab that you picked up down by the liffey after a drunken binge. After the deed is over you cry like a baby and hate yourself. After the tears, the emotion turns to rage and hatred of attractive women who tend to view you like the Irish embodiment of the Sherminator.


  • #44
    force majeure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭force majeure


    whatdoicare wrote: »
    Everyone knows that girls don't like boys, they just like cars and money.:D

    As the owner off a merc and a few bob in the bank i can say this is true but alas not for me as no one come near me. :)


  • #45
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    So, basically, giggly cute girls who twiddle their hair and bite their lip are the ones who want to be fúcked?

    Sounds right to me. It's always the quiet ones, always.


  • #46
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    B0X wrote: »
    Fragmented english, consider revising.

    English ;)


  • #47
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,370 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    force majeure wrote: »
    As the owner off a merc and a few bob in the bank i can say this is true but alas not for me as no one come near me. :)

    You should do what the other desperate Merc owners do, and fit a "Taxi" sign to the roof of your car.


  • #48
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    lioness's is some case's...

    My back, looked like a cat had been theree on more then one ocasion...


  • #49
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Yeah man.
    Possibly ironic. The chicks that look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, look like they may not even know the meaning of the word sex - the thing they want most is to be thoroughly defiled by some big alpha male mofo.

    Why is this?
    Not sure..

    But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
    The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

    I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

    But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

    Thats a cute theory and all but it has to be the biggest pile of horse gick I've ever heard.

    If any reasonable bloke went up to any normal nice looking girl and said "excuse me love, I read a blokes theory on the internet last night and he articulated his belief that the cuter the girl the more she wants to be roasted by a macho alpha male type"

    I would expect the following response

    http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_245/1204797892MgXKn6.jpg

    Theres this thing called attraction


  • #50
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I would expect the following response

    http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_245/1204797892MgXKn6.jpg

    Theres this thing called attraction

    She kind of looks like she's forcing herself to give head.


  • #51
    kiwi123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭kiwi123


    lads what's the definition of cute?

    someone who looks innocent or someone who looks hot?!


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  • #52
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    someone who looks innocent


  • #53
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    pickarooney wrote: »
    She kind of looks like she's forcing herself to give head.
    She's not looking cute enough right there, maybe she doesn't want it that much:p


  • #54
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    CUTE CHICKS EAT DA POO POO


  • #55
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Yeah man.
    Possibly ironic. The chicks that look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, look like they may not even know the meaning of the word sex - the thing they want most is to be thoroughly defiled by some big alpha male mofo.

    Why is this?
    Not sure..

    But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
    The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

    I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

    But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

    Your theory certainly has substance.

    Most chicks when confronted by a shiny turgid bellend,swollen with desire,
    will accomodate that eager member with great gusto and enjoyment.

    That's the way they are built.

    Nothing unusual about that.


  • #56
    Brava
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭Brava


    Very true! I'm forever being told i'm cute ;)


  • #57
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Brava wrote: »
    Very true! I'm forever being told i'm cute ;)

    Ya dirty lil hoor ya ;) xx


  • #58
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Oh yeah, and the cutest girls always want the baddest mofo's

    i.e. the bad boys.

    The reason for this we can speculate upon.


  • #59
    Brava
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭Brava


    Harlow Famous Planet wrote: »
    Ya dirty lil hoor ya ;) xx
    You have no idea! *wraps hair around finger*

    ;)


  • #60
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.

    I have a theory that you don't get laid much. ;)


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  • #61
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Brava wrote: »
    You have no idea! *wraps hair around finger*

    ;)

    I don't know who this chick is, but I'm beginning to warm to her in a major way.

    To augment the above post, cute chicks probably want the bad boys, because of their desire to be defiled, and feel those naturally inclined to have a reprobating disposition can achieve this most adequately.


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