Irelands answer to Playboy

jester77

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

i heard the next issue has a pop-up centre fold of none other than our own beloved sphere of lust, Mary Harney...i hope you have a big bedroom!

double spread then?!

johnny_knoxvile

jester77 wrote: »

double spread then?!

I assume your comment is not about Mary herself, but the the publication? Yes it's a special edition, origami folded and spring loaded pop-up, be careful opening that mother or you could lose light fittings when she pops up in all her glory.

testicle

cian1500ww wrote: »

Blue Ireland ??? Am I missing some sort of hidden meaning ??

Smurfette Porn!

super_furry

If there's no Aine Chambers, I'm not interested.

TheZohanS

There'll be no shortage of girls wanting to appear in the magazine, you'll have a mixture of slappers that want to be famous, Jordan style, and girls that have lost their jobs, are open minded and need cash.

I'd say it should do ok, it'll be like buying your local weekly regional newspaper for the court cases.

Old dear: I see Mary from next door likes anal
Old dear 2: Sure that's nothing; Sorcha from No. 7 likes a bit of fisting.
Old dear: Hot sup of tae?

geeky

TheZohan wrote: »

I'd say it should do ok, it'll be like buying your local weekly regional newspaper for the court cases.

This is the genius of the magazine. It looks about as sexy as a chocolate finger up the jacksy, but every aul one in the country will be able to see how 'poor Biddy's daughter has ended up' without actually buying it in newsagents.

force majeure

As a few posters have pointed out their not much point in a mag like that here as the market is stuffed with that kind off thing as it is.
Besides who has a spare 6 euro these days. :cool:

krudler

Well holy god.

Dyr

crap name, they might as well call it "durty pictures monthly" at that rate.

On the plus side there's probably enough loose moralled yet also hot fordin wimmens in Ireland to make this viable. :pac:

Funkfield

Orange69 wrote: »

*shudder*

Prettaaaay sure this makes you guys gay...

I'm pretty sure it doesn't :pac:

Nodin

I saw one of them interviewed this morning on TV3. She could string a sentence together (1 point) and wasn't covered in a tango tan (the winner!!!!).

Besides, it's only nekkid bodies. Bodies don't last forever, so best make use of them in whatever capacity.

smcgiff

grenache wrote: »

Oh, did nobody tell you? I take it you'll not be purchasing Zoo any time soon then

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/825090-danny-dyer-sacked-from-zoo-magazine-after-twitter-storm

More fool you when you believed he read the articles!

El Siglo

daithimac wrote: »

How dare you sir.

I provide exhibit A to refute your wild allegations

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRTEvkOHCOg&feature=player_embedded

Disturbing.

geeky

Turns out I know (in passing) the brother of one of the models involved. He's rather upset about it. But he's a prat.

Smallness of the world win. Almost as funny as the time yet one at the chipper down in Tallaght was outed as starring in that 'F**ked in Ireland' vid.

j1974

PK2008 wrote: »

Dolphins Barn you say..............

I
I swear man' some of the comments on this thread are utterly priceless, "indigenous filth" " dolphins barn you say". We Irish are the the world best undiscovered comedians!!

I couldn't stop laffin at the seedyness of both remarks.
Class!!

Keep it up lads

j1974

daithimac wrote: »

How dare you sir.

I provide exhibit A to refute your wild allegations

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRTEvkOHCOg&feature=player_embedded

Genious banther, of the russel brand kind. very good. "Refute your wild allegations" you cant write this ****!

Mea culpa, you just did, genious sire utter utter genious!!

PK2008

j1974 wrote: »

Keep it up lads

......Nah, too easy

Capt'n Midnight

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the birds in that bebo link are the sort of slapper you would see pissed out of their heads in dolphins barn on a saturday night, rotten

Nah they've just pulled random pics off the interweb.

flanum

well yer woman from wicklow with her gowl out... not too bad!!

Mr Benevolent

flanum wrote: »

well yer woman from wicklow with her gowl out... not too bad!!

Who the hell calls it a gowl? Sounds like some old bogger custom where the vagina has to be exorcised of demons by the parish priest.

Wait...

Teferi

Ah, I know one of these girls. I'm considering whether to tell her brother or her ex first...:pac:

daithimac

Teferi wrote: »

Ah, I know one of these girls. I'm considering whether to tell her brother or her ex first...:pac:

Congratulate them on there sister and ex becoming the mother of a legion of kunckle children the nation over.


@j1974 "Good Girl"

The Volt

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!

Son Of A Vidic

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

Speaking from experience here I take it?;)

FunGoose

Jayzus! An Irish porn mag! With genuine Irish birds? in the nip? and they named it 'Blue Ireland'! Terrible name, 'Blue Waffle' would be much more suitable.







yeah, i'd buy it!

General Zod

baalthor wrote: »

Look forward to an candid photo-shoot featuring a well know lady from Co. Sligo ...

Constance Gore Booth?

sbsquarepants

It's one of lifes little mysteries, like how they get the figs in the fig rolls.
How is it possible to SELL porn in this day and age?
Lets face it, no matter how "specialised" your taste is, it's easier to come across for free (forgive the pun) than it is to avoid.
It makes absolutely no business sense but it will most likely make a killing!

mike65

Thats what I'm wondering, it seems to me that to succeed its needs to be strong on the written word rather than no doubt poorly taken pics of pale birds with no clothes on. What might work is a mix of the Sex & Sexuality and Slydice boards.