Irelands answer to Playboy

PK2008

Shure, isnt yer wan Claire Tully always flashin her thrupenny bits fer da protestant papers.



Durty

Raekwon

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

why not though? I mean is it really down to the GAA/Parish community thing we have going on here?

Yeah I'd say a Catholic upbringing would have alot to do with it........but then again Brazil, Italy, Spain, Poland etc, etc are also Catholic counties yet their sex trade industries are absolutely thriving.

Irish girls just don't like to get their kit off, unless you switch the lights off , but that sort of defeats the purpose

mikom

daithimac wrote: »

Irelands answer to Playboy

It's aimed at married men.
It has the same pictures in it month after month, after month, after month.......

dr.bollocko

mikom wrote: »

It's aimed at married men.
It has the same pictures in it month after month, after month, after month.......

How long you been married for?

daithimac

zonad wrote: »

Because no one in their right mind would pay to have sex with an Irish bird.

...they are about as sexually thrilling a sack of spuds.

How dare you sir.

I provide exhibit A to refute your wild allegations

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRTEvkOHCOg&feature=player_embedded

PK2008

It would be terrible if you came across a pic of your mother in it

mikom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

How long you been married for?

How long do ya want me to be big boy.

mikom

PK2008 wrote: »

It would be terrible if you came across a pic of your mother in it

Funnily enough, I did................. come across a pic of your mother.

SQ2

Ha! you beat me to it! Literally!

PK2008

mikom wrote: »

Funnily enough, I did................. come across a pic of your mother.

......and the mouse takes the cheese

:pac:

mikom

PK2008 wrote: »

......and the mouse takes the cheese

:pac:

Hi-ho, the derry-o.

daithimac

This could be an unexpected windfall with a nation of graphic designers being born with every young man in the country spending there school days trying to photoshop the head of there mates ma onto this months model.

BraziliaNZ

Raekwon wrote: »

Yeah I'd say a Catholic upbringing would have alot to do with it........but then again Brazil, Italy, Spain, Poland etc, etc are also Catholic counties yet their sex trade industries are absolutely thriving.

Irish girls just don't like to get their kit off, unless you switch the lights off , but that sort of defeats the purpose

Good point. Ok I'll just blame the GAA I blame them on a lot of stuff.

admiralofthefleet

anyone just see the bang garda on crimecall, i wouldnt mind letting her take down my particulars , hur hur

PK2008

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

anyone just see the bang garda on crimecall, i wouldnt mind letting her take down my particulars , hur hur

Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??




...........No wait, thats no good

BraziliaNZ

PK2008 wrote: »

Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??




...........No wait, thats no good

you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you

admiralofthefleet

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you

yep, nothing wrong with a cheeky finger every now and then

InkSlinger67

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you

I know a guy who kicked a woman out of his house one night after attempting to do this to him

Oh, how we laughed!

PK2008

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

I know a guy who kicked a woman out of his house one night after attempting to do this to him

Oh, how we laughed!

Not to be confused

Tail Wagger

cian1500ww wrote: »

Crap name

It's not her real one Dude?

Panda

Ah ffs, i did wonder about the lack of an irish porno mag back in my secondary school days but i never thought i'd see such a thing being made.

Heres the official press release

http://www.irishpressreleases.ie/2010/05/24/blue-ireland-goes-to-press/

Its got a link to their official website (obviously not safe for work) its bloody bruuuuuutal.
That goes double for the magazine cover.

And thats not all,
theres mention of

*takes deep breath*

Readers' Photos

I dont know what manner of ditch pig they'll be photographing.
but can someone buy a copy, scan it and then upload it

baalthor

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

They were all Irish until the advent of the Celtic Tiger and immigration (just like the staff in McDonalds, Burger King and Eddie Rockets).

In the 80s, the Sunday World specialised in exposes of "massage parlours".
A SW reporter would visit one of these establishments and request a "service" but would "make his excuses and leave" just before the lady in question could provide said service. Of course, one of the biggest outcome of these reports was that everyone now knew that there were places you could go to pay for sex - they might as well have put "Advertising Feature" at the top of the page:D

Going further back in time, Dublin was notorious for prostitution in the 19th and early 20th centuries. Montgomery (now Foley) St was the best known area - hence the phrase "going up to Monto". There were also the "Curragh Wrens".

So, "Catholic guilt" doesn't seem to have anything to do with it as far as prostitution but there does seem to be very few Irish porn stars. The only ones I've heard of were in the "F*cked in Ireland" video - although we're all kinda starring in that one now:D

Euro_Kraut

Did a google search for Blue Ireland. The website is up an running.

Its filthy.

baalthor

Panda wrote: »

Ah ffs, i did wonder about the lack of an irish porno mag back in my secondary school days but i never thought i'd see such a thing being made.

Heres the official press release

http://www.irishpressreleases.ie/2010/05/24/blue-ireland-goes-to-press/

Its got a link to their official website (obviously not safe for work) its bloody bruuuuuutal.
That goes double for the magazine cover.

And thats not all,
theres mention of

*takes deep breath*

Readers' Photos

I dont know what manner of ditch pig they'll be photographing.
but can someone buy a copy, scan it and then upload it

I remember at least one Irish adult mag on sale in Easons about 10 years ago so I don't think they're the first.

Nowadays it's about as relevant as a Bros themed Walkman but at least the editor has a sense of humour:

Editor Ami O’Brien, from Wexford, says, “ .... We’re a mature society and I think a pretty sexy one.

She also said:

Look forward to an candid photo-shoot featuring a well know lady from Co. Sligo ...

Orange69

PK2008 wrote: »

Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

yep, nothing wrong with a cheeky finger every now and then

*shudder*

Prettaaaay sure this makes you guys gay...

starbelgrade

PK2008 wrote: »

Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??

Gives a new meaning to the "long arm of the law".

pirelli

Over 21's. That must be the law on porn in Ireland. Hope you pedos learn from this.

grenache

daithimac wrote: »

I'll admit that i am libel to purcure the occasional copy of Zoo or Nuts if only to read the world musings of a Mr Daniel Dyer.

Oh, did nobody tell you? I take it you'll not be purchasing Zoo any time soon then

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/825090-danny-dyer-sacked-from-zoo-magazine-after-twitter-storm

bigeasyeah

Ill stick with the auld intercourse if its all the same.

johnny_knoxvile

i heard the next issue has a pop-up centre fold of none other than our own beloved sphere of lust, Mary Harney...i hope you have a big bedroom!