Irelands answer to Playboy

daithimac

Heard today that after years of lolling in the dungeon of Europe in terms of smut, Ireland now has its own home grown nudie mag.

Blue Ireland got its launch today (ahem, According to my colleague of course:o). We were discussing its chances and my view was that it would not be too successful because we are such a small country that it would run out of girls quickly and that the only people buying it would be the Stars neighbours so they would have a piece of the scandal.

What do you think boardsies shall you be buying?

El_Dangeroso

They ALL have lovely bottoms.

Caveat

Is it genuine? I mean actual indigenous filth?

If so, I'd certainly have a look. There have been a few pretend Irish mags in the past - rebadged UK ones.

Orange69

daithimac wrote: »

What do you think boardsies shall you be buying?

Who actually buys porn anymore..? Same goes for music and movies. I haven't purchased a piece of media since 1997.

Dravokivich

ah jaysus... a search on google gives a link , but it's not loading...

cian1500ww

Blue Ireland ??? Am I missing some sort of hidden meaning ??

Dudess

It could mean the girls are blue with the cold, this being Ireland and all... But more than likely it's "blue" as in "adult" - "blue movie", a phrase which your parents use to describe a porno, in the same way as they'd use "disco" to denote a nightclub.

dr.bollocko

Was obsessed with this stuff in secondary school. The print versions are often good but it doesn't beat the live shows tbh.

daithimac

I'll admit that i am libel to purcure the occasional copy of Zoo or Nuts if only to read the world musings of a Mr Daniel Dyer. Apparently this has been set up by an irish woman and will feature an good few articles to give us the excuse with the WAGS that were only reading it for the articles. I'm really not sure how many women in this country will be willing to go in the buff on national news stands.

cian1500ww

Dudess wrote: »

It could mean the girls are blue with the cold, this being Ireland and all... But more than likely it's "blue" as in "adult" - "blue movie", a phrase which your parents use to describe a porno, in the same way as they'd use "disco" to denote a nightclub.

Crap name

Dravokivich

blooming'eck.... they're on bebo...

http://skin.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=10392212551

MagicMarker

Talk about a **** website.

starbelgrade

Irelands answer to Playboy

Should have called it "Howaya Boy?"

PK2008

Nooooooo!!!!

Not the pretty colleens!!!

Bejaysus

PK2008

starbelgrade wrote: »

Irelands answer to Playboy

Should have called it "Howaya Boy?"

Buachaill na sugraigh!!*



*so what, I cannot speak Irish, pog mo thoin*

stovelid

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Was obsessed with this stuff in secondary school. The print versions are often good but it doesn't beat the live shows tbh.

I hope you walked out on the utterance of the foul word 'shifts'

daithimac

Dravokivich wrote: »

blooming'eck.... they're on bebo...

http://skin.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=10392212551

lol

if they still think that anyone is left on bebo then they are surely doomed

iMax

Dravokivich wrote: »

ah jaysus... a search on google gives a link , but it's not loading...

yes it is, they have a bebo too (who still does bebo???). Gallery (small) there too. The girls look Irish. They'll probably get a couple of months out of it (because you can order online). Crap title though. It's €7.50 + €1.50 P&P which seems excessive.

starbelgrade

PK2008 wrote: »

Buachaill na sugraigh!!*



*so what, I cannot speak Irish, pog mo thoin*

Sugar Boys?

BraziliaNZ

while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

zonad

They should call it "Okay Face and Body" magazine.

zonad

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

Because no one in their right mind would pay to have sex with an Irish bird.

...they are about as sexually thrilling a sack of spuds.

PK2008

starbelgrade wrote: »

Sugar Boys?

Is 'sugradh' not play?

meh, close enuf

Dravokivich

starbelgrade wrote: »

Irelands answer to Playboy

Should have called it "Howaya Boy?"

I dare say it should be "Wudja Bai?"

SirIrish

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

Nope. Better looking. Irish girls just ain't got the whole hooker thing going for them.

BraziliaNZ

SirIrish wrote: »

Nope. Better looking. Irish girls just ain't got the whole hooker thing going for them.

from my experience with hookers, the best ones weren't necessarily the best looking ones...

admiralofthefleet

the birds in that bebo link are the sort of slapper you would see pissed out of their heads in dolphins barn on a saturday night, rotten

Raekwon

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

while we're on this, why is it all the hookers here are foreign? Catholic guilt?

Keep that can of worms closed please! (religion & foreign women = walking on egg-shells :pac:)

Anyway I'll believe this when I see it............but it will probably be a major disappointment with no Irish girls in it anyway, only girls who live here or some cop-out like that. Sure the Ryanair calendar didn't even have Irish girls in it for feck sake.

PK2008

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the birds in that bebo link are the sort of slapper you would see pissed out of their heads in dolphins barn on a saturday night, rotten

Dolphins Barn you say..............

BraziliaNZ

Raekwon wrote: »

Keep that can of worms closed please! (religion & foreign women = walking on egg-shells :pac:)

Anyway I'll believe this when I see it............but it will probably be a major disappointment with no Irish girls in it anyway, only girls who live here or some cop-out like that. Sure the Ryanair calendar didn't even have Irish girls in it for feck sake.

why not though? I mean is it really down to the GAA/Parish community thing we have going on here?

BraziliaNZ

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the birds in that bebo link are the sort of slapper you would see pissed out of their heads in dolphins barn on a saturday night, rotten

rotten???? Jesus I'd love to see your bird...

PK2008

Shure, isnt yer wan Claire Tully always flashin her thrupenny bits fer da protestant papers.



Durty

Raekwon

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

why not though? I mean is it really down to the GAA/Parish community thing we have going on here?

Yeah I'd say a Catholic upbringing would have alot to do with it........but then again Brazil, Italy, Spain, Poland etc, etc are also Catholic counties yet their sex trade industries are absolutely thriving.

Irish girls just don't like to get their kit off, unless you switch the lights off , but that sort of defeats the purpose

mikom

daithimac wrote: »

Irelands answer to Playboy

It's aimed at married men.
It has the same pictures in it month after month, after month, after month.......

dr.bollocko

mikom wrote: »

It's aimed at married men.
It has the same pictures in it month after month, after month, after month.......

How long you been married for?

daithimac

zonad wrote: »

Because no one in their right mind would pay to have sex with an Irish bird.

...they are about as sexually thrilling a sack of spuds.

How dare you sir.

I provide exhibit A to refute your wild allegations

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRTEvkOHCOg&feature=player_embedded

PK2008

It would be terrible if you came across a pic of your mother in it

mikom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

How long you been married for?

How long do ya want me to be big boy.

mikom

PK2008 wrote: »

It would be terrible if you came across a pic of your mother in it

Funnily enough, I did................. come across a pic of your mother.

SQ2

Ha! you beat me to it! Literally!

PK2008

mikom wrote: »

Funnily enough, I did................. come across a pic of your mother.

......and the mouse takes the cheese

:pac:

mikom

PK2008 wrote: »

......and the mouse takes the cheese

:pac:

Hi-ho, the derry-o.

daithimac

This could be an unexpected windfall with a nation of graphic designers being born with every young man in the country spending there school days trying to photoshop the head of there mates ma onto this months model.

BraziliaNZ

Raekwon wrote: »

Yeah I'd say a Catholic upbringing would have alot to do with it........but then again Brazil, Italy, Spain, Poland etc, etc are also Catholic counties yet their sex trade industries are absolutely thriving.

Irish girls just don't like to get their kit off, unless you switch the lights off , but that sort of defeats the purpose

Good point. Ok I'll just blame the GAA I blame them on a lot of stuff.

admiralofthefleet

anyone just see the bang garda on crimecall, i wouldnt mind letting her take down my particulars , hur hur

PK2008

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

anyone just see the bang garda on crimecall, i wouldnt mind letting her take down my particulars , hur hur

Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??




...........No wait, thats no good

BraziliaNZ

PK2008 wrote: »

Phwoar yeh, I wouldnt mind letting her shove her finger up my hole, if you know what I mean, eh? what, what??




...........No wait, thats no good

you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you

admiralofthefleet

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you

yep, nothing wrong with a cheeky finger every now and then

InkSlinger67

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

you'd be surprised it can be quite satisfying when more adventurous girlfriends do this to you

I know a guy who kicked a woman out of his house one night after attempting to do this to him

Oh, how we laughed!

PK2008

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

I know a guy who kicked a woman out of his house one night after attempting to do this to him

Oh, how we laughed!

Not to be confused

Tail Wagger

cian1500ww wrote: »

Crap name

It's not her real one Dude?