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    #62
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,086 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Google.es has "Why are Americans afraid of dragons".

    How does this stuff come up?


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    #63
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Google.es has "Why are Americans afraid of dragons".

    How does this stuff come up?

    They are....they really are!! Silly Americans!


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    #64
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭testicle


    "How To" is also interesting...


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    #65
    daithimac
    Registered Users Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithimac


    FFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



    Try typing "are you" and look four lines down


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    #66
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,225 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    The first two results for "perche" on google.it are
    "Why do women bathe" and
    "Why does my girlfriend not bathe"

    The second result for "pourquoi" on google.fr is
    "Why do women like blacks"

    The Dutch are asking why bananas are bent, the Portuguese are fixated on Hello Kitty's absence of a mouth, the Germans reckon google will know better than them why there is booze lying about, Norwegians wonder why they can't tell jokes and why penguins' feet don't freeze (surely there's a punchline in that?) and apparently nobody has ever thought to search google as gaeilge.

    The ones that seem to crop up in all languages are why they sky is blue, why the sea is salty, why men/women cheat/don't listen/can't read maps and sadly and strangely, why can't I stay pregnant.


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    #67
    Kev_ps3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭Kev_ps3


    Great to see:rolleyes: Only here would such things be acceptable, slag off a minority and your a Nazi:rolleyes:
    Idiots


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    #68
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    py2006 wrote: »
    How DO you shift someone??

    Go upto a girl and say "uuhhh... em... Will you go into into the toilets, put your fingers up your fanny, then come back and let me smell it?"

    Sure fire way to get a date.

    G'luck :P


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    #69
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    if you type www.google.co.jp and you type Why are
    you get

    why are koreans called zipperheads :confused:


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    #70
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    Most Haunted wrote: »
    if you type www.google.co.jp and you type Why are
    you get

    why are koreans called zipperheads :confused:

    Its like women from Tallaght are called slapperheads! :eek:

    Kidding of course!


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    #71
    Cian92
    Registered Users Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Cian92


    Type lol limewire into google, and click I'm feeling lucky.

    Type French military victories into google, and click I'm feeling lucky.


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    #72
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    Cian92 wrote: »
    Type lol limewire into google, and click I'm feeling lucky.

    Type French military victories into google, and click I'm feeling lucky.

    haha very good!


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    #73
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    ha!

    prefer the 8th one meself
    why are men bastards

    :pac:


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    #74
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    how do i train my dragon...lol


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    #75
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    banshee_bones wrote: »
    ha!

    prefer the 8th one meself



    :pac:


    Lesbo


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    #76
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Type in Why can't and the first thing you get is - Why can't I own a Canadian? What kind of nut job programs the Google search engine? Too much LSD or mushrooms in their day I wonder?


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    #77
    miss5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,319 ✭✭✭miss5


    I heard a couple of polish guys talking to an Irish girl about how ugly the Irish
    are, Charming!


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    #78
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Even the compliments are a lie....

    http://i46.tinypic.com/x4gbhd.jpg


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    #79
    judas101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭judas101


    Google.de

    Why are 'there no jewish boys in Berlin'

    Why is 'there a dead Pakistani on my couch'

    Hahaa!


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    #80
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Most Haunted wrote: »
    Lesbo

    :rolleyes:


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    #81
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    Try 'How come..'


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    #82
    Blowfish
    Registered Users Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    'How can' is a little worrying.


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    #83
    whiteboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭whiteboy


    "why are jews" wasn't as offensive as I predicted


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    #84
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Google.es has "Why are Americans afraid of dragons".

    How does this stuff come up?

    "Why are black people black" on google.com is another favourite of mine...


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    #85
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Norwegians wonder why they can't tell jokes

    Was wondering the same thing while I flicked onto the Eurovision last night, they tried so hard and failed so much.


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    #86
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    lalee17 wrote: »
    Try 'How come..'
    Blowfish wrote: »
    'How can' is a little worrying.

    Jesus, the scary thing is that kids have access to this!


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    #87
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    "how come i cant get wet"

    i spat my tea out when i read that!


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    #88
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    df1985 wrote: »
    "how come i cant get wet"

    i spat my tea out when i read that!

    Did you get wet?


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    #89
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    df1985 wrote: »
    "how come i cant get wet"

    i spat my tea out when i read that!

    You're covered in tea now.

    Problem solved!


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    #90
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Put this into google:

    the name's


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    #91
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    bonerm wrote: »
    Did you get wet?

    drippin!


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