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    #32
    gaz38979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭gaz38979


    Type in find chuck norris and press i'm feeling lucky :D


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    #33
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Any more of this I'm feeling lucky stuff please heed my earlier warning. If you have to post them at all (it's been done before) then preface them with at least warning tags.
    This thread will not last too long otherwise.


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    #34
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Google really do have a sense of humour :pac:


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    #35
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    DKZ wrote: »
    "Why won't" -> "Why won't my parakeet eat my diahorrea?" :pac:


    why won't - my girlfriend blow me

    Is the first result for me!


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    #36
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    why won't - my girlfriend blow me

    Sorry I wont tire her out as much the next time :p


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    #37
    nibtrix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    why is my...

    ...poop green
    ...goldfish turning black :eek:


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    #38
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    gaz38979 wrote: »
    Type in find chuck norris and press i'm feeling lucky :D

    hehe I like that :D


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    #39
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Dinosaurs are.............JESUS PONIES!!!!

    WTF?? :eek:


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    #40
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    :eek:
    Can i ..........get pregnant by a dog

    how do....you shift someone

    Google has never been so fun :D


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    #41
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    via. google.com

    IS BUSH RELATED TO OBAMA


    *bwah?*


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    #42
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    They say google is so big that he may be self aware and have a consciousness.


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    #43
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    and look at the first, second and fourth suggested searches.

    Charming! :rolleyes:


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    #44
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    And fifth...


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    #45
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Who's trying to charm your ugly ass?


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    #46
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I prefer the "Why does"


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    #47
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    Well they are true for me! But not all of us! :D


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    #48
    flanzer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,134 ✭✭✭flanzer


    We are stupid though....I'm not surprised.

    What with the catholic church, property boom-bust, smart economy, broadband speeds, potholes etc etc?, international folk need these answers


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    #49
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    The sad thing is, these are all related to searches made through google.ie, not by people abroad...
    Type the same thing into google.co.uk or google.com and you get totally different results. ("why are British people so ugly" is one on google.com :D)

    Why are Irish people so self depreciating?


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    #50
    Doyler92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Well we can see quite easily that someone has nothing more interesting to do today.


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    #51
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,693 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    That's only if you are using the Irish version of Google. Try the UK version, and you get;
    screenshot20100530at131.png

    And without trying it out, I would guess that if you use any other national version of Google, you will get differing results in each of them.


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    #52
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    I remember overhearing some Eastern European visitors saying we were all ugly! haha! Compared to some of them I guess they have a point!


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    #53
    E0inz
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭E0inz


    why are the irish impervious to psychoanalysis

    wait...........are we?


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    #54
    Alicat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    Who are these people typing these things into google? :eek:

    I typed in "How come..". Euw.


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    #55
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    blueser wrote: »
    That's only if you are using the Irish version of Google. Try the UK version, and you get;
    screenshot20100530at131.png

    And without trying it out, I would guess that if you use any other national version of Google, you will get differing results in each of them.

    The "Why are black people black" followed a few lines down by "why are people racist" made me laugh.:D


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    #56
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Type "How Do" in to google. Hahaha


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    #57
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    Fago! wrote: »
    Type "How Do" in to google. Hahaha

    How DO you shift someone??


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    #58
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Fago! wrote: »
    Type "How Do" in to google. Hahaha
    Aha a google grammar mistake! The search brings up "How do you know your in love" when it should be "How do you know you're in love".

    :cool:


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    #59
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    tman wrote: »
    Why are Irish people so self depreciating?

    I blame the banks. Irish people just aren't worth what they once were in so many ways. :D


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    #60
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    py2006 wrote: »
    and look at the first, second and fourth suggested searches.

    Charming! :rolleyes:

    1st: why are michael jackson's kids white
    2nd: why are yawns contagious
    3rd: why are pandas endangered
    4th: why are polar bears endangered
    5th: why are british people so ugly


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    #61
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    E0inz wrote: »
    wait...........are we?

    according to Frued


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