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  • 13-05-2010 9:33pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭


    just typed in "why are.."

    First result : "..irish people so ugly"

    :eek::D:D hmmm who lookin that up on google?:P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    type in "how to" ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    Try "I'm terrified of" :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    LC2010HIS wrote: »
    just typed in "why are.."

    First result : "..irish people so ugly"

    :eek::D:D hmmm who lookin that up on google?:P

    Eastern europeans that live here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    "why are the world" is what i got. Then again, im in italy.

    Heehee, italians :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Why Are My Breasts Sore?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,321 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    "How can"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    type in "how to" ;)


    type in "is it wrong to" *shivers*

    these results are creepy
    top result: "is it wrong to ..sleep with your sister"

    Seriously Ireland!!!!!:rolleyes: is it THAT bad??:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,528 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Complain and they will change it. "Why are black people ugly" used to come up as well until somebody declared it racist. It doesn't turn up anymore. "Why are white people so ugly" remains though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    Thought it was gonna be something about blue waffle my mate tricked me with that one last week :(.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    even better: "Why is"

    I got this

    "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    which race


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    "i love it when..."

    = "you call me big papa"????



    WTF


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    "Why won't" -> "Why won't my parakeet eat my diahorrea?" :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    "why cant I ...."
    = OWN A CANADIAN?????:D:D:D

    seriously like lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    "why cant he..."

    = get it up

    tut predictable lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 752 ✭✭✭cup of tea


    ''im thinking''.......bad 1st result


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,321 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Seriously, how can!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    "when will..."

    = i die

    lol ok


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    cup of tea wrote: »
    ''im thinking''.......bad 1st result
    ah yeah


    "I would love to ..."

    =tell you what i think about jesus :P


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Couple of inappropriate posts deleted there. Please preface any links or I'm feeling lucky suggestions with some sort of warning. If you have to post them at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭Risteard


    attachment.php?attachmentid=113849&stc=1&d=1273787563


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    'Why are' Michael Jackson's Children White?

    'why is' a raven like a writing desk

    'i would love to' become a professional whistler.

    Another one:

    'it is funny' because the squirrel gets dead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Damn secretive hungry tadpoles!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Actually, OT, how do I post a screenshot??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ha ha, what the fùck?

    google_1.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    i just google "CAN I"


    first on the list
    can i get pregnant from a dog

    o...k


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭cc87


    Is it ok to........run an illegal library from my locker at school?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    cc87 wrote: »
    Is it ok to........run an illegal library from my locker at school?

    Didnt get that one but it did come back with "Is it ok to sleep with my sister"

    As for the pic posted by Risteard, at least ireland and pakistan can agree on christianity.

    agreed.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    "Why does..."

    "..my poop float"
    "..my mom turn me on"

    :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭gino85


    how come.......


    when i fingure myself


    how can......


    i kill my baby


    seriously wtf


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭gaz38979


    Type in find chuck norris and press i'm feeling lucky :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Any more of this I'm feeling lucky stuff please heed my earlier warning. If you have to post them at all (it's been done before) then preface them with at least warning tags.
    This thread will not last too long otherwise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Google really do have a sense of humour :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    DKZ wrote: »
    "Why won't" -> "Why won't my parakeet eat my diahorrea?" :pac:


    why won't - my girlfriend blow me

    Is the first result for me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    why won't - my girlfriend blow me

    Sorry I wont tire her out as much the next time :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    why is my...

    ...poop green
    ...goldfish turning black :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    gaz38979 wrote: »
    Type in find chuck norris and press i'm feeling lucky :D

    hehe I like that :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Dinosaurs are.............JESUS PONIES!!!!

    WTF?? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    :eek:
    Can i ..........get pregnant by a dog

    how do....you shift someone

    Google has never been so fun :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    via. google.com

    IS BUSH RELATED TO OBAMA


    *bwah?*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    They say google is so big that he may be self aware and have a consciousness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    and look at the first, second and fourth suggested searches.

    Charming! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    And fifth...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Who's trying to charm your ugly ass?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I prefer the "Why does"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    Well they are true for me! But not all of us! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    We are stupid though....I'm not surprised.

    What with the catholic church, property boom-bust, smart economy, broadband speeds, potholes etc etc?, international folk need these answers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    The sad thing is, these are all related to searches made through google.ie, not by people abroad...
    Type the same thing into google.co.uk or google.com and you get totally different results. ("why are British people so ugly" is one on google.com :D)

    Why are Irish people so self depreciating?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Well we can see quite easily that someone has nothing more interesting to do today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    That's only if you are using the Irish version of Google. Try the UK version, and you get;
    screenshot20100530at131.png

    And without trying it out, I would guess that if you use any other national version of Google, you will get differing results in each of them.


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