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Nigella Lawson

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    #32
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    sam34 wrote: »
    she's good at what she does, but its all a bit too contrived, imo


    Sam , please abstain from comments like that it makes us men seem gullable ;)


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    #33
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Degag wrote: »
    A good crooner perhaps:D


    That too :D


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    #34
    IzzyWizzy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭IzzyWizzy


    I thought that was the whole point of Nigella. Why else would you watch her?


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    #35
    MagicMarker
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    IzzyWizzy wrote: »
    I thought that was the whole point of Nigella. Why else would you watch her?
    Why for her ''personality'' of course.


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    #36
    Snowie
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    yep shes 50 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigella_Lawson :eek:


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    #37
    Kasabian
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    IzzyWizzy wrote: »
    I thought that was the whole point of Nigella. Why else would you watch her?


    So we can learn more culinary skills to impress the women folk


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    #38
    InTheTrees
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    djhunter30 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

    :eek:

    Thats crazy!


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    #39
    bonerm
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    I'm amazed more women don't watch these cooking shows and then try to play the nice little stay-at-home wife preparing delcious meals for the men in their life.

    Who knows, they might land a husband if they're lucky.


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    #40
    Kasabian
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    Is that Justin Timberlake in that video?


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    #41
    starbelgrade
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    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm amazed more women don't watch these cooking shows and then try to play the nice little stay-at-home wife preparing delcious meals for the men in their life.

    Who knows, they might land a husband if they're lucky.

    According to Wikipedia, Nigella also runs a course on "How to cook socks", though I have a feeling that there might be a typo there.


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    #42
    Degag
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    The two girls in that video are Molly Sims who played Delinda in Las Vegas and Jamie Lynn Sigler who played Tony's daughter in The Sopranos.

    To be fair i'd jizz in my pants too!


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    #43
    RichTea
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    lonad wrote: »
    Is that Justin Timberlake in that video?

    Tis.


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    #44
    InTheTrees
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    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm amazed more women don't watch these cooking shows and then try to play the nice little stay-at-home wife preparing delcious meals for the men in their life.

    Who knows, they might land a husband if they're lucky.

    Exactly. An example to live up to.

    Now if only we could get some porn stars to do instructional DVD's on house keeping and cleaning.

    Hmmm. Maybe this is a good business idea? Whos with me?


    :rolleyes:


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    #45
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    50 and she looks like that? I don't give a fuck I'd still ate chips out of her knickers.:D Sophie Dahl on the other hand... well as Will Ferrell once said: " I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons...";)


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    #46
    Dennis the Stone
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    Oh dear.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wncEeJZqzM


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    #47
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    I'd drink from her buttercup.


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    #48
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Deandre Dazzling Lumbar wrote: »
    I'd drink from her butter furrycup.

    Fixed that for you!:D


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    #49
    Blobby George
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    Just the right shade of sultry for this poster.


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    #50
    Wibbs
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    Have to be honest and say she does little for me. Lovely face yes, but way too much junk in the trunk so to speak, For my tastes anyway.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #51
    L.Jenkins
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    Wibbs wrote: »
    Have to be honest and say she does little for me. Lovely face yes, but way too much junk in the trunk so to speak, For my tastes anyway.

    Don't knock her until you try her!


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    #52
    Wibbs
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    Nah just doesnt appeal. Like I say a bit too much of a good thing. I've small hands so....

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #53
    Nodin
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    Wibbs wrote: »
    Have to be honest and say she does little for me. Lovely face yes, but way too much junk in the trunk so to speak, For my tastes anyway.

    And its a big, big trunk. Very big.


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    #54
    Wibbs
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    And a fair bit extra under the bonnet and in the wings too.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #55
    bonerm
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    And this one goes out to Nigella ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMG87axdarw


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    #56
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    yummy


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    #57
    LoanShark
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    I once heard a great line from a certain supermarket back store man when he was talking about a Sales Rep from a confectionary company...

    "Jesus Boys, I'd use her Sh!t for toothpaste, even the nutty stuff!"

    I think it would be appricated in this forum!


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    #58
    PeterIanStaker
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    biko wrote: »
    She's like the best friends mum you got a secret crush on when you're a teenager.


    So true, And nothing like havin more cushion for the pushin'. size 0 supermodels can f*ck off.


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    #59
    IzzyWizzy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭IzzyWizzy


    Wibbs wrote: »
    And a fair bit extra under the bonnet and in the wings too.

    Really? To me Nigella is one of those women who is actually curvy as opposed to just fat.


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    #60
    starbelgrade
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    I'd hop on her.

    But I'd be afraid of bouncing back!


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    #61
    PeterIanStaker
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    Oh if I hopped on her I'd stay on. ;)


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