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Nigella Lawson

Snowie · 2010-05-05 19:45:33

Is it me or does Nigella Lawson when she talks leaves most men smirking like a 13 year old school boy, I swear her inuendo is the best ever In 15 minites shes said like a bit of impaling :D i cant remember he other one but... Im jsut curisous is it just me ? :confused:

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05-05-2010 8:45pm

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Is it me or does Nigella Lawson when she talks leaves most men smirking like a 13 year old school boy, I swear her inuendo is the best ever In 15 minites shes said like a bit of impaling i cant remember he other one but...

Im jsut curisous is it just me ?

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#2 05-05-2010 8:46pm
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Don't worry, it's not just you . . .

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#3 05-05-2010 8:47pm
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the woman is pure filth:D

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#4 05-05-2010 8:48pm
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BBDBB wrote: »

the woman is pure filth:D

Yes she is, very good at it to :cool:

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#5 05-05-2010 8:49pm
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Is it me or does Nigella Lawson when she talks leaves most men smirking like a 13 year old school boy,

Tbh she doesnt have to talk...

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#6 05-05-2010 8:53pm
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She makes me cringe tbh

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#7 05-05-2010 8:53pm
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ha no it's not just you, that's her whole schtick.

did i just say hole stick?

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#8 05-05-2010 8:54pm
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Ahem

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#9 05-05-2010 8:56pm
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PK2008 wrote: »

She makes me cringe tbh

go stand in the croner!

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#10 05-05-2010 8:57pm
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You can't have enough Nigella (with chocolate syrup)? Or is Sophie Dahl going to steal her yummy crown?

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#11 05-05-2010 9:00pm
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mike65 wrote: »

You can't have enough Nigella (with chocolate syrup)? Or is Sophie Dahl going to steal her yummy crown?

I'd love a ticket to her chocolate factory. :eek:

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#12 05-05-2010 9:02pm
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

go stand in the croner!

Yeh its all just a bit too fake.

Dont get me wrong now Id still like to whisk her meringue

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#13 05-05-2010 9:05pm
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I swear her inuendo is the best ever In 15 minites

Nigella, I'd be in your endo in <15 mins.

even.

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#14 05-05-2010 9:05pm
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She's like the best friends mum you got a secret crush on when you're a teenager.

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#15 05-05-2010 9:06pm
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mike65 wrote: »

You can't have enough Nigella (with chocolate syrup)? Or is Sophie Dahl going to steal her yummy crown?

Sophie Dahl has it all (looks / intelligence / finesse / cooking skills! / a healthy regard for her childhood ). I'd definetly have considered breaking up her marraige and stealing her away from her pint-sized husband, except I found out recently she is a smoker.

Anyway regardless, Sophie >>>>> Nigella.

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#16 05-05-2010 9:06pm
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"would you like a c-c-cup of t-tea?"

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#17 05-05-2010 9:07pm
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http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/nigellaPA_450x600.jpg

If that doesn't float your boat, I don't know what will!

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#18 05-05-2010 9:11pm
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So what we really need here is a baco-foil face off with Jean Byrne?

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#19 05-05-2010 9:13pm
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I love it when Nigella, Licks her fingers...It makes me feel kinda funny!!

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#20 05-05-2010 9:13pm
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At 50, she is nearly GILF material, let alone a MILF.

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#21 05-05-2010 9:15pm
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she's gorgeous - exactly what a woman should be

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-YayqQ6Dw

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#23 05-05-2010 9:18pm
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Holy shít, she's some fine bird for 50. Twice my age and I'd still give her a good ridin', probably not much traction at this stage, but enjoyable none the less I'm sure.

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#24 05-05-2010 9:19pm
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she's good at what she does, but its all a bit too contrived, imo

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#25 05-05-2010 9:21pm
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Degag wrote: »

At 50, she is nearly GILF material, let alone a MILF.

She's 50?

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#26 05-05-2010 9:23pm
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I'd scramble her eggs any day.

If she'd any left.

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#27 05-05-2010 9:27pm
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Excuse me, I have to go to the toilet..

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#28 05-05-2010 9:28pm
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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

go stand in the croner!

Frank Sinatra, he was a good croner

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#29 05-05-2010 9:29pm
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InTheTrees wrote: »

She's 50?

Yep, people are always surprised when they hear her age. Not surprising tbh.

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#31 05-05-2010 9:30pm
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lonad wrote: »

Frank Sinatra, he was a good croner

A good crooner perhaps:D

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