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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Ahh wreckless all weekend partying mad out of it just aint what it used to be.

    The saying 'Youth is wasted on the young' has never been more appropriate than here today.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key



    gurn.jpg
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    Gurn.jpg

    Ahh, now its clear why you locked your self away:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Ahh, now its clear why you locked your self away:D

    Yeah, you kept chasing after me Is mise, to give me back massages. I'm still suffering from PTSD because of it…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Yeah, you kept chasing after me Is mise, to give me back massages. I'm still suffering from PTSD because of it…

    No sorry andy you must have been in the george, none of that nonsense was par around the venues i frequented bar the OLYMPIC but i wouldnt have been a participant anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    No sorry andy you must have been in the george, none of that nonsense was par around the venues i frequented bar the OLYMPIC but i wouldnt have been a participant anyway.

    Are you telling me you never once had a massage in all your years of raving?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Are you telling me you never once had a massage in all your years of raving?

    Being completley honest, once from a bird in the ORMOND.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭raymann


    glastonbury ever year without fail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭scott.s


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭milltown


    Gurn.jpg


    Is that Lionel before he heads outside?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭cheesemaker


    Oxegen is ****e but if you go and don't enjoy yourself there is one explaination.










    You are a 18 year old girl.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,665 ✭✭✭seannash


    Surprised noone posted this



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭VinylJunkie


    Looking for a loan of a projector for Saturday night, anyone got one or know someone who has?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    ianuss wrote: »

    Man, that really is unfooking-believable…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭cranky bollix


    ianuss wrote: »

    I was in the states years ago, and a few of got talking to a group of girls one night, the conversation went:

    Americans: where are you guys from?

    Us: we came from Ireland.

    Americans: oh, thats a long way, how did you get here? did you drive?


    (they're not all that thick though)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    I was in the states years ago, and a few of got talking to a group of girls one night, the conversation went:

    Americans: where are you guys from?

    Us: we came from Ireland.

    Americans: oh, thats a long way, how did you get here? did you drive?


    (they're not all that thick though)

    Similar story. We were in Vegas and at the Roulette wheel the dealer asks us where we're from.

    - Oh, we're from Ireland

    - blank stare

    - You know, beside England?

    - blank stare

    - in Europe?

    - blank stare

    - You know, with France and Germany?

    - I was never any good at geography…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    So, Paul Kalkbrenner playing lecky picky this year, tempted sort of, then again a club night in Berlin appeals more. What y'all think?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss


    old gregg wrote: »
    So, Paul Kalkbrenner playing lecky picky this year, tempted sort of, then again a club night in Berlin appeals more. What y'all think?


    You could have a weekend in Berlin for half the cost of the picnic. Plus most of the line-up is a big pile of meh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    ianuss wrote: »
    You could have a weekend in Berlin for half the cost of the picnic. Plus most of the line-up is a big pile of meh.
    it is a true thing that you say and the way my thinking is going on this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭Pandoras Twist


    His berlin (and german) gigs seem to be more expensive ticketwise than when he plays in the UK

    I saw him, yousef, joris voorn, steve lawler and Simian mobile disco in liverpool in december for something like 16 pounds.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Off to Bloc! If anyone on here sees a hipster with an Irish accent, come say hi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,111 ✭✭✭joker77




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Eddie Ere


    Off to Bloc! If anyone on here sees a hipster with an Irish accent, come say hi.



    Very envious. Enjoy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Off to Bloc! If anyone on here sees a hipster with an Irish accent, come say hi.

    Begosh and Begorrah, they be after me lucky loafers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss


    I professed my love for Ray Mears earlier in the thread, and after reading this, he just got that little bit more amazing. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/mar/11/raoul-moat-accomplices-guilty

    We can now add superhero to his list of accolades. He even fights crime now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭Pandoras Twist


    http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/

    Someone has already put a nice SF and several penises on the page


    Trying to think of what websites to hit

    google, rte, fianna fail, archdiocese of dublin...

    Any clue what the pope's home page is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭cranky bollix


    http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/

    Someone has already put a nice SF and several penises on the page


    Trying to think of what websites to hit

    google, rte, fianna fail, archdiocese of dublin...

    Any clue what the pope's home page is?

    this is great, i hope it cant be traced :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    This was posted over on after hours, though it was very funny meself:D

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