You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

Android 666

jimi_t2 wrote: »

I much prefer David Blaine. The most impressive thing about him is that for that holding his breath trick... there was no trick!

I can't stand him, he annoys the bejasus out of me. The drawling, trying too hard to be cool mannerisms he has really put me off.

jimi_t2 wrote: »

Seems like a very humble, fascinating guy.

Oddly enough I always thought he seemed like a total twunt.

Diddy is at it again

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3402014/Diddy-working-with-techno-producer-Guy-Gerber-on-album-project.html

ianuss

Deleted User wrote: »

Diddy is at it again

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3402014/Diddy-working-with-techno-producer-Guy-Gerber-on-album-project.html

Ugghhh.

jtsuited

heard that a good while ago. rumour has it that the year before last, diddy was spotted hanging round various 'credible'(to an extent) techno nights in Europe.

spotted trying to score some wild cat at a rave in Ballina..

g5fd6ow0hseima

Advertising has came a long way, but this is absolutely hilarious, and would be appreciated on todays TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGg_wpnK7yk

Zascar

Lads just another bit of spamming here - not for myself but for some friends....

Giles & Conky are kicking off a new night called 'Torque' in the newly refurbished basement of the Mercantile on Dame Street. For some who may remember, this is the same venue that used to the infamous "Sides D.C." (1986 – 1996) - I'm told it's a nice intimate little venue with a pretty nice sound system!

It's kicking off this Saturday and entry is FREE! DJ's on the night are Al Keegan, Citizen & Black Blue Nun - with support from Giles & Conky

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=182663771771931

If you are looking for somewhere to go on a Saturday night this is definitely wroth checking out!

Android 666

Expect hordes of old skoolers complaining about the place looking too nice and the punters lookng too middle class 'cause back in their day the place was bleeding rapid and everyone who wasn't getting stabbed was on a good buzz and mad out of it!

jtsuited

finally a place i can smoke heroin on a saturday night.

BaZmO*

Android 666 wrote: »

Expect hordes of old skoolers complaining about the place looking too nice and the punters lookng too middle class 'cause back in their day the place was bleeding rapid and everyone who wasn't getting stabbed was on a good buzz and mad out of it!

jtsuited wrote: »

finally a place i can smoke heroin on a saturday night.

You're confusing Sides with the Asylum lads.

Zascar

Do I remember you saying you had played there Baz?

jtsuited

potayto potahto.

Android 666

jtsuited wrote: »

potayto potahto.

Is that the DJ Slipmatt tune. That's a fookin' quality track! I remember I used to always hear that tune when I was mangled on the white doves. It's all poncy sh¡t now…

jtsuited

Android 666 wrote: »

Is that the DJ Slipmatt tune. That's a fookin' quality track! I remember I used to always hear that tune when I was mangled on the white doves. It's all poncy sh¡t now…

Here here.....I remember one night we started boozing and taking mad bastards at 7 out in tallaght. Got into the ASYLUM at 4 in four in the morning, and one of the lads (chiseler donnelly - you might remember him android, big lad, really close together eyes - haven't seen him in years) set his leg on fire trying to cook up.

Ended up in some gaff in Wicklow with about 80 people round a 2x5watt ghettoblaster listening to that tune over and over.

Zascar

You went to the Asylum Jeff! I thought that was well before my time, and yours I assume. When did it close and how old were you?

jtsuited

facepalm.jpg

BaZmO*

Zascar

ugh, lol facepalm indeed. this hangover is not doing me any favours at all this morning
haha

BaZmO*

Zascar wrote: »

"Sides D.C." (1986 – 1996)

Zascar wrote: »

You went to the Asylum Jeff! I thought that was well before my time, and yours I assume. When did it close and how old were you?

Jeff is about 25? Do the maths Colly.

Zascar wrote: »

Do I remember you saying you had played there Baz?

I wish. I actually only went a handful of times.
It turns out that my friends' wifes' uncle actually owned the place. If only I'd known her back then! Probably still wouldn't have gotten to play there! Ha. But I would've gotten in for free at least.

jtsuited

BaZmO* wrote: »

Jeff is about 25? Do the maths Colly.
.

depressingly i turned 27 last week........hence the whole 'get my life in order' panic of the past while.

BaZmO*

jtsuited wrote: »

depressingly i turned 27 last week........hence the whole 'get my life in order' panic of the past while.

Ah so you were 12. Plenty old then.......well maybe for the Asylum.

Android 666

jtsuited wrote: »

Here here.....I remember one night we started boozing and taking mad bastards at 7 out in tallaght. Got into the ASYLUM at 4 in four in the morning, and one of the lads (chiseler donnelly - you might remember him android, big lad, really close together eyes - haven't seen him in years) set his leg on fire trying to cook up.

Ended up in some gaff in Wicklow with about 80 people round a 2x5watt ghettoblaster listening to that tune over and over.

Ah chiseler, there's a name I haven't heard in years. Lovely bloke and always there beside you with a knife if you got into a scrap. It was gas the way he used to headbutt all those students. Was he stabbed or did he od in the end?

jtsuited

I think the gear did him in in the end.

Zascar

Thought the Asylum might have gone on longer than Sides though, was not sure. Still I had visions of Jeff running around the Asylum as a teenager lol - I knew a couple of people who said they had been in there despite being under 18. Quite the eye opener to a teenager of that era I'm sure!

Has there ever been a thread describing the debauchery that went on in these clubs? Would be good for the lulz. I'm sure the old skool thread is full of stories of those places but I'm not trawling though thousands of posts.

Android 666

jtsuited wrote: »

I think the gear did him in in the end.

Ah sure like Chiseler used to say
CAST A COLD EYE ON LIFE, ON DEATH
HORSEMEN, PASS BY!

Remember it was in that happy hardcore tune 'Irish Death Booge' by Lankey and P¡sspot? He was always singing that! Quality tune. I used to always hear it when I was mangled on charlie…

BaZmO*

Zascar wrote: »

Has there ever been a thread describing the debauchery that went on in these clubs? Would be good for the lulz. I'm sure the old skool thread is full of stories of those places but I'm not trawling though thousands of posts.

I think most of the stories are within the first few pages, just a load of repetition and Youtube links after that, just a load of repetition and Youtube links after that.

Is mise le key

jtsuited wrote: »

potayto potahto.

Thats why your a starving journalist, you have to do your research jeff.

BaZmO* wrote: »

Ah so you were 12. Plenty old then.......well maybe for the Asylum.

Ahh now thats just silly, the youngest lads i ever seen in there were 13 years old from oliver bond.....12 come on now:D

(i sh.it you not on that one)

Zascar wrote: »

Has there ever been a thread describing the debauchery that went on in these clubs? Would be good for the lulz. I'm sure the old skool thread is full of stories of those places but I'm not trawling though thousands of posts.

I can see you have been performing your Mod duties with great diligence colly.

There is loads of great (or bad) story's i could pull a few links out for ya's if ya want?

If not please dont all crash boards trying to all reply simultaneously with venom:D

joker77

Yea there's no need for another thread - the Asylum/Oldskool thread is the most read / most responded to one in this forum by a country mile. It's all in there, just have to read it.

If you go digging, there's some absolute gold in there in terms of music and stories.

Zascar

Start a new thread entitled 'crazy stories from back in the day' or something, and get all the lads in the Old Skool thread to throw in their 2 cents, would be good for a laugh! Jonny will have some crackers no doubt!

Zascar

joker77 wrote: »

Yea there's no need for another thread - the Asylum/Oldskool thread is the most read / most responded to one in this forum by a country mile. It's all in there, just have to read it.

If you go digging, there's some absolute gold in there in terms of music and stories.

Ah right ok. I'm too lazy and hung over today.