Do you know anyone who has ever payed for sex?

Don Keypunch

Do you know anyone who has ever payed for sex?

Pot Noodle =

Every time

epgc3fyqirnbsx

My parents, they ended up with me

FearDark

I considered all those dinners and drinks I bought for the Ex as payment...

OutlawPete

Me.

I have bought many women drinks when I first met them

HalloweenJack

I've paid for it the morning after when you just want them to leave instead of chatting with you.

starbelgrade

PAYEd for sex? Is that some new government tax scheme?! If it is, I'm going celibate.

Des Carter

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

(sorry couldnt resist)

Mrmoe

I only paid for their time, anything else that happened is only a coincidence;)

FearDark

On a serious note, no, no I have never paid for sex. Give me another few weeks and I would consider it though.

Sheeps

Yes.

The_Kew_Tour

Is the Pope a Catholic

Prof.Badass

Des Carter wrote: »

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

(sorry couldnt resist)

Really, coz i managed to get YOUR ma to pay me !!

Seriously though, i have a friend who claims to have gotten a blowjobs off hookers, once amsterdam and then in london (he claims to have just gone to a strip club and then been offered) for €20 each time (€20 :rolleyes:). He's renowned for telling fibs/embellishing the truth, but if visiting prostitutes is his cover story I shudder to think what really happened .

AnonoBoy

I heard two 20 year old girls discussing this in the queue for the cinema a few nights ago (I know they were 20 because they also discussed their upcoming 21st birthdays).

They have a mutual male friend who had visited a brothel while on holidays in Amsterdam. They thought that was absolutely fine because the girls were "clean" in Amsterdam while in Ireland they were "dirty whores" and he should be shunned if he visited a prostitute here.

One of the girls was also prepared to prove that she was not only into football because she thought some footballers were hot by having a threesome with Lionel Messi and whoever else he chose.

So in conclusion, next time I'm in the queue for the cinema I will remember to bring my headphones.

EI111

Des Carter wrote: »

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

(sorry couldnt resist)

How was that irresistible?

bluecatmorgana

A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.

Sheeps

EI111 wrote: »

How was that irresistible?

Well, if you've ever seen her.

starbelgrade

vinylmesh wrote: »

Seriously though, i have a friend who claims to have gotten a blowjobs off hookers, once amsterdam and then in london (he claims to have just gone to a strip club and then been offered) for €20 each time (€20 :rolleyes:). He's renowned for telling fibs/embellishing the truth, but if visiting prostitutes is his cover story I shudder to think what really happened .

So how much did you really pay?

DazMarz

Monetary payment... no.

Payment via:
-Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
-Getting slagged over it
-Having to endure mindless small talk the next morning
-The trauma of the broken condom...

yeah, all of the above and probably a few more too...

Fizman

A good mate of mine paid for it about 3 years ago. Expensive too.

The total cost came to about 8 pounds and 4 ounces.

Pot Noodle =

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.

Did he film it

Prof.Badass

starbelgrade wrote: »

So how much did you really pay?

.

If i was to pretend to visit a prostitute (which i wouldn't because who the **** things visiting prostitutes is cool???) i'd at least say €50 for a blowjob (that's what hector o'hochabhán (sp) was offered when he went to amsterdam). Anything less sounds like sex-slave territory, although tbh, i know next to nothing about dublin's seedy underbelly, i've actually never even seen a prostitute before (maybe i did when i was younger and just thought "there's some slut" ).

admiralofthefleet

yep, a fella i work with is going on holiday soon and plans on coming back with a charlie like a head of cauliflower

red herring

Nope. I dont know anyone who has, I dont see the appeal of it tbh. Are people not worried about stds from prostitutes, hiv, and their own confidence? after all it can't be great for ones confidence if they have to pay to get sex.

bluecatmorgana

Pot wrote:

Did he film it

You men are filthy disgusting

pikachucheeks

Ingrid Fat Widow wrote: »

My parents, they ended up with me

I'm assuming they both asked for a refund then? :pac:

Fizman

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

You men are filthy disgusting

Hey take that back! Some of us are just disgusting.

admiralofthefleet

Pot wrote:

Did he film it

im a scaaat maaan

PeakOutput

alot of lads i know form school have paid when in thailand i know one lad who used to go over every summer for 3/4 summers for a sex holiday basically he decided to give it up tho as it was stopping him having normal relationships

i dont have a problem with prostitution i just think its a waste of money

El Siglo

Funny thing about this thread is we're just going to get posts saying "oh one of my mates paid for sex while in [generic Eastern European or Asian country]". If buying a girl dinner, presents etc... constitutes payment, then we've all paid for it. I hate myself.

eightyfish

Des Carter wrote: »

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

Did you pay in dollars?

Daryl Strawberry

Yes, I do

Prof.Badass

eightyfish wrote: »

Did you pay in dollars?

There's a joke about him "pounding" her in there somewhere.....

Snowie

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.

I feel ashamed for him :rolleyes:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'm assuming they both asked for a refund then? :pac:

They didn't have time. I mean they really paid for it but they're down there now, burning away

Bottle_of_Smoke

AnonoBoy wrote: »

They thought that was absolutely fine because the girls were "clean" in Amsterdam while in Ireland they were "dirty whores" and he should be shunned if he visited a prostitute here.

Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.

starbelgrade

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.

Did she charge your "friend of a friend" extra for that?

m@cc@

I don't know of anyone who hasn't paid for sex, one way or another.

starbelgrade

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.

The last thing you want after a boozed-up, coked-out, spliff-hazed night, that ends up with you sticking your cock in the box of a red light huer, is a lecture on veneral diseases.

Seriously. You must be a real life & soul at parties.

m@cc@

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.

Idiots. Let them batter away. Sometimes the gene pool needs a little chlorine.


EDIT: 'a detailed lecture'? Do you get your cock out or something?

landsleaving

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.

I hope you have slides. That'll learn 'em.

Des Carter

eightyfish wrote: »

Did you pay in dollars?

No shes so fat I have to pay her in food (3 elephants for a night)

A_Border_Bandit

Des Carter wrote: »

No shes so fat I have to pay her in food (3 elephants for a night)

^ This makes me sad

Two lads from our group, went to Prague and spent €50 each for sex with the same hooker straight after another. One enjoyed it, the other didn't...

Degag

I know two guys who "brag" about their conquests with prostitutes in the pub. One guy is on number 96 now or something like that. Costs €50 apparently - He pays them double too apparently for a good service. Thing is, knowing the guy, he is probably telling the truth.

starbelgrade

A_Border_Bandit wrote: »

^ This makes me sad

Two lads from our group, went to Prague and spent €50 each for sex with the same hooker straight after another. One enjoyed it, the other didn't...

I bet it was the 2nd one who didn't enjoy strirring his mate's porridge so much.

rochie16

I know upwards of 30 people who have paid (directly) for it.

Le King

rochie16 wrote: »

I know upwards of 30 people who have paid (directly) for it.

Well congratulations on choosing your friends. Nice bunch you have there...

OutlawPete

I seen American Gigolo when I was 14 and swore that would be me someday

Degag

Osu wrote: »

Well congratulations on choosing your friends. Nice bunch you have there...

Why? Because they pay for a ride? There's worse crimes being committed, i wouldn't fall out with a friend because of it.:rolleyes:

me_right_one

Yep.

Abi

OutlawPete wrote: »

I seen American Gigolo when I was 14 and swore that would be me someday

Naww babes


I'm good and numb, hows about you? lets go ruin some people.


/grabs hand