Do you know anyone who has ever payed for sex?

Don Keypunch · 22-04-2010 12:40AM #1

Pot Noodle = · 22-04-2010 12:40AM

Every time

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-04-2010 12:41AM

My parents, they ended up with me

FearDark · 22-04-2010 12:43AM

I considered all those dinners and drinks I bought for the Ex as payment...

OutlawPete · 22-04-2010 12:43AM

Me.

I have bought many women drinks when I first met them

HalloweenJack · 22-04-2010 12:45AM

I've paid for it the morning after when you just want them to leave instead of chatting with you.

starbelgrade · 22-04-2010 12:45AM

PAYEd for sex? Is that some new government tax scheme?! If it is, I'm going celibate.

Des Carter · 22-04-2010 12:45AM

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

(sorry couldnt resist)

Mrmoe · 22-04-2010 12:46AM

I only paid for their time, anything else that happened is only a coincidence;)

FearDark · 22-04-2010 12:47AM

On a serious note, no, no I have never paid for sex. Give me another few weeks and I would consider it though.

Sheeps · 22-04-2010 12:49AM

Yes.

The_Kew_Tour · 22-04-2010 12:51AM

Is the Pope a Catholic

Prof.Badass · 22-04-2010 12:54AM

Des Carter wrote: »

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

(sorry couldnt resist)

Really, coz i managed to get YOUR ma to pay me

!!

Seriously though, i have a friend who claims to have gotten a blowjobs off hookers, once amsterdam and then in london (he claims to have just gone to a strip club and then been offered) for €20 each time (€20 :rolleyes:). He's renowned for telling fibs/embellishing the truth, but if visiting prostitutes is his cover story I shudder to think what really happened

.

AnonoBoy · 22-04-2010 12:55AM

I heard two 20 year old girls discussing this in the queue for the cinema a few nights ago (I know they were 20 because they also discussed their upcoming 21st birthdays).

They have a mutual male friend who had visited a brothel while on holidays in Amsterdam. They thought that was absolutely fine because the girls were "clean" in Amsterdam while in Ireland they were "dirty whores" and he should be shunned if he visited a prostitute here.

One of the girls was also prepared to prove that she was not only into football because she thought some footballers were hot by having a threesome with Lionel Messi and whoever else he chose.

So in conclusion, next time I'm in the queue for the cinema I will remember to bring my headphones.

EI111 · 22-04-2010 12:56AM

Des Carter wrote: »

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

(sorry couldnt resist)

How was that irresistible?

bluecatmorgana · 22-04-2010 12:57AM

A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.

Sheeps · 22-04-2010 12:57AM

EI111 wrote: »

How was that irresistible?

Well, if you've ever seen her.

starbelgrade · 22-04-2010 12:58AM

vinylmesh wrote: »

Seriously though, i have a friend who claims to have gotten a blowjobs off hookers, once amsterdam and then in london (he claims to have just gone to a strip club and then been offered) for €20 each time (€20 :rolleyes:). He's renowned for telling fibs/embellishing the truth, but if visiting prostitutes is his cover story I shudder to think what really happened .

So how much did you really pay?

DazMarz · 22-04-2010 01:01AM

Monetary payment... no.

Payment via:
-Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
-Getting slagged over it
-Having to endure mindless small talk the next morning
-The trauma of the broken condom...

yeah, all of the above and probably a few more too...

Fizman · 22-04-2010 01:03AM

A good mate of mine paid for it about 3 years ago. Expensive too.

The total cost came to about 8 pounds and 4 ounces.

Pot Noodle = · 22-04-2010 01:04AM

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.

Did he film it

Prof.Badass · 22-04-2010 01:07AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

So how much did you really pay?

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If i was to pretend to visit a prostitute (which i wouldn't because who the **** things visiting prostitutes is cool???) i'd at least say €50 for a blowjob (that's what hector o'hochabhán (sp) was offered when he went to amsterdam). Anything less sounds like sex-slave territory, although tbh, i know next to nothing about dublin's seedy underbelly, i've actually never even seen a prostitute before (maybe i did when i was younger and just thought "there's some slut"

).

admiralofthefleet · 22-04-2010 01:08AM

yep, a fella i work with is going on holiday soon and plans on coming back with a charlie like a head of cauliflower

red herring · 22-04-2010 01:09AM

Nope. I dont know anyone who has, I dont see the appeal of it tbh. Are people not worried about stds from prostitutes, hiv, and their own confidence? after all it can't be great for ones confidence if they have to pay to get sex.

bluecatmorgana · 22-04-2010 01:09AM

Pot wrote:

Did he film it

You men are filthy disgusting

pikachucheeks · 22-04-2010 01:11AM

Ingrid Fat Widow wrote: »

My parents, they ended up with me

I'm assuming they both asked for a refund then? :pac:

Fizman · 22-04-2010 01:11AM

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

You men are filthy disgusting

Hey take that back! Some of us are just disgusting.

admiralofthefleet · 22-04-2010 01:11AM

Pot wrote:

Did he film it

im a scaaat maaan

PeakOutput · 22-04-2010 01:11AM

alot of lads i know form school have paid when in thailand i know one lad who used to go over every summer for 3/4 summers for a sex holiday basically he decided to give it up tho as it was stopping him having normal relationships

i dont have a problem with prostitution i just think its a waste of money

El Siglo · 22-04-2010 01:13AM

Funny thing about this thread is we're just going to get posts saying "oh one of my mates paid for sex while in [generic Eastern European or Asian country]". If buying a girl dinner, presents etc... constitutes payment, then we've all paid for it. I hate myself.

eightyfish · 22-04-2010 01:15AM

Des Carter wrote: »

Ya I pay your MOM for sex every night

Did you pay in dollars?

Do you know anyone who has ever payed for sex?

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