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Do you know anyone who has ever payed for sex?

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  • #32
    Daryl Strawberry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭Daryl Strawberry


    Yes, I do


  • #33
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    eightyfish wrote: »
    Did you pay in dollars?

    There's a joke about him "pounding" her in there somewhere.....


  • #34
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    bluecatmorgana wrote: »
    A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.


    I feel ashamed for him :rolleyes:


  • #35
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I'm assuming they both asked for a refund then? :pac:

    They didn't have time. I mean they really paid for it but they're down there now, burning away


  • #36
    Bottle_of_Smoke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    AnonoBoy wrote: »

    They thought that was absolutely fine because the girls were "clean" in Amsterdam while in Ireland they were "dirty whores" and he should be shunned if he visited a prostitute here.

    Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

    Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.


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  • #37
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bluecatmorgana wrote: »
    A friend of a friend was in Germany and went to the red light district. Apparently she came out of the shower, squatted over a bucket and took a dump. And he still had sex with her.

    Did she charge your "friend of a friend" extra for that?


  • #38
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I don't know of anyone who hasn't paid for sex, one way or another.


  • #39
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »
    Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

    Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.

    The last thing you want after a boozed-up, coked-out, spliff-hazed night, that ends up with you sticking your cock in the box of a red light huer, is a lecture on veneral diseases.

    Seriously. You must be a real life & soul at parties. ;)


  • #40
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »
    Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

    Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.

    Idiots. Let them batter away. Sometimes the gene pool needs a little chlorine.


    EDIT: 'a detailed lecture'? Do you get your cock out or something?


  • #41
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »
    Shocking how many people believe that about Amsterdam prostitutes.

    Everytime I hear "they have to get tested every three months" I feel compelled to give them a detailed lecture on the nature of veneral dieases.

    I hope you have slides. That'll learn 'em.


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  • #42
    Des Carter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Des Carter


    eightyfish wrote: »
    Did you pay in dollars?

    No shes so fat I have to pay her in food (3 elephants for a night)


  • #43
    A_Border_Bandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭A_Border_Bandit


    Des Carter wrote: »
    No shes so fat I have to pay her in food (3 elephants for a night)

    ^ This makes me sad :(

    Two lads from our group, went to Prague and spent €50 each for sex with the same hooker straight after another. One enjoyed it, the other didn't...


  • #44
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    I know two guys who "brag" about their conquests with prostitutes in the pub. One guy is on number 96 now or something like that. Costs €50 apparently - He pays them double too apparently for a good service. Thing is, knowing the guy, he is probably telling the truth.


  • #45
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A_Border_Bandit wrote: »
    ^ This makes me sad :(

    Two lads from our group, went to Prague and spent €50 each for sex with the same hooker straight after another. One enjoyed it, the other didn't...

    I bet it was the 2nd one who didn't enjoy strirring his mate's porridge so much.


  • #46
    rochie16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭rochie16


    I know upwards of 30 people who have paid (directly) for it.


  • #47
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    rochie16 wrote: »
    I know upwards of 30 people who have paid (directly) for it.

    Well congratulations on choosing your friends. Nice bunch you have there...


  • #48
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I seen American Gigolo when I was 14 and swore that would be me someday :(


  • #49
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    Osu wrote: »
    Well congratulations on choosing your friends. Nice bunch you have there...

    Why? Because they pay for a ride? There's worse crimes being committed, i wouldn't fall out with a friend because of it.:rolleyes:


  • #50
    me_right_one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭me_right_one


    Yep.


  • #51
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I seen American Gigolo when I was 14 and swore that would be me someday :(

    Naww babes :(


    I'm good and numb, hows about you? lets go ruin some people.


    /grabs hand

    ;)


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  • #52
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I once ****ed a prostitute who had three fannies. I wasn't the only one. That huer was making money left, right & centre.


  • #53
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    I know a chap who is proud of paying for it. Really sound chap but is on the short side because of a spinal defect. He is a really angry chap but he said he gave her fong. I salute you quaggs, your a trooper.


  • #54
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Abitar wrote: »
    Well. That was brutal, and I'm fucking elephants.


    Deepest sympathies man.



    ....if there were spelling errors I'll be back in the morning.. maybe..
    didnt get the joke I see.


  • #55
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    seanybiker wrote: »
    didnt get the joke I see.

    Ohh. thats what a joke looks like.. thanks for the heads up..


  • #56
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    It's probably been said already but we all pay for sex, one way or another.


  • #57
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Abitar wrote: »
    Ohh. thats what a joke looks like.. thanks for the heads up..
    still didnt get it then. No?
    No worries kid. It was kinda shyte anyways.


  • #58
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    seanybiker wrote: »
    still didnt get it then. No?
    No worries kid. It was kinda shyte anyways.

    Actually that was my last point. But lets not fall out over it.



    Kid? Lol.


  • #59
    suitseir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 887 ✭✭✭suitseir


    Don Keypunch wrote: »
    Do you know anyone who has ever payed for sex?

    My OH......every time!!!:D


  • #60
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Yea I know two guys who have. One in the past and the other still does as well as getting jiggy time in the usual way. Neither were bothered by it and would readily admit it.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • #61
    DevilsBreath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭DevilsBreath


    Yep have done once while in Germany.

    Dont see the problem people have to be honest, each to there own as they say.


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