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  • #92
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    An Irish man walks out of a bar......


  • #93
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    what has just downed a bottle of wine and fallen asleep upside down the couch?

    my dad.


  • #94
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    A duck waddled into a bar and hopped up on a stool. The bar tender said "Sorry, we don't serve ducks."
    The duck hopped down and waddled out.


  • #95
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    What did the blind man say to the beggar?

    "You may be economically challenged - at present - my dear fellow. But, alas, I shall always be blind." :(


  • #96
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    What's the difference between a dead bird?
    One leg's longer than the other.


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  • #97
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    We are currently interviewing for exceptional Kitchen Manager with passion for food!

    Must have "can do" attitiude

    Positive attitude

    Outstanding "people" skills

    Desire to succeed
    .


  • #98
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Neither of those are anti-jokes.


  • #99
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    quite right
    the desire to succeed is required to even get a job


  • #100
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    A man walks into a bar. He got concussion because he hit his head rather hard, and had to take several days off work, but learned to be more careful in future.


  • #101
    sxt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,781 ✭✭✭sxt


    A man walked into a seagull and the seagull gouched his eyes out


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  • #102
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    5 - 4 = 1


  • #103
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    knock knock ..............


    piss off .................


  • #104
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    The above poster is the ultimate anti-joke.


  • #105
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Emo kid walks into a bar. Everyone kicks him/her in the face. :)


  • #106
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Why is six afraid of seven?

    Well, six should not be afraid of seven as numbers do not have any emotion.


  • #107
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Did you hear about the magic tractor?

    Magic isn't real


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