Would you have something funny written on your gravestone?

Fago!

I'd copy off some poet and have "Told you I was sick" written on it.

If you could have something funny written on your gravestone, what would it be?

Millicent

Back in my more, um, innocent days, I wanted my headstone to read "returned unopened".

bellapip

The funny poet would be Spike Milligan, who wrote many funny things, but this in my opinion would have been the most apt.

Yes to be honest, if I were to have a gravestone I would rather it made people smile than made them sad.

Something along the lines of....

She grabbed life by the you know whats, don't kneel too close...

Danbo!

Waiting to re-spawn....

alwaysadub

Well it wouldn't be up to me, cos i'd be 6feet under..

I know where Maddie is.

there's one in shankill that says, "Jazzer, legged it on 23rd March 2008"

Fago!

bellapip wrote: »

The funny poet would be Spike Milligan, who wrote many funny things, but this in my opinion would have been the most apt.

Yes to be honest, if I were to have a gravestone I would rather it made people smile than made them sad.

Something along the lines of....

She grabbed life by the you know whats, don't kneel too close...

Haha really? He's a distant cousin of mine.

Jesus Wept

I see dead people.

DiarmaidGNR

I'd get something like "It'll take more than this to kill me!" or something similar.

A friend of mine had a good one the other day, - it would say - "get off my grave", in really small writing so people would have to get close to read it.

Bog

I'd like something like this

mikom

Fago! wrote: »

If you could have something funny written on your gravestone, what would it be?

Stiff again.

Michellenman

I don't decay in your garden, don't walk on my grave.

Degsy

"Wish you were here"

"See what happens when the brake and the accelerator are so close together?"

starbelgrade

Here lies an athiest.
All dressed up
And nowhere to go.

GalwayKiefer

Just to be a basta*d:

Corkfeen

I'd just have "Expletive Removed" or just some all out swearing.

bazmaiden

avenge me!!

FarmerGreen

In a motor racing kind of way, maybe.
I'd sooner be here than 'Marshalling'

Cheap Thrills!

Coming soon to an afterlife near you; Cheap Thrills, reloaded.

Stephentlig

I wouldnt have anything written on my tombstone, and would leave it blank.

Pax Christi
Stephen

Hyperbullet

There's a brilliant headstone near my aunts grave in the u.s. which has inscribed:

"Well at least I had fun"

RoadKillTs

"I told you I was hardcore!"

Degsy

Should never have switched from Gin to Beer.

Actually there's another one in Shankill which says "Joe Bloggs" If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space. Not funny, but I love that sentiment.



(she says sitting here in a onesie typing on boards!)

"I've had my fun, and that's all that matters"

SuperSean11

"Got milk?"

Rented Mule

Damn Women Drivers !!

Yakult

Respawn In 3... 2...

FarmerGreen

When a footballer dies, they say he's immortal....
No he's not. He's dead.

starbelgrade

"Elvis ain't dead, coz I heard him on the radio"

Logic fail.

ROCKMAN

In very small letters in the middle,right at the bottom of the headstone.
So people have to get close to see .




Get the fcuk off my chest

OR

Your breath stinks

m@cc@

"This place will be the death of me"

bleg

Royal Tenenbaum's was good:

Royal Tenenbaum died tragically trying to save his family from a sinking battleship.

gernon

mine would be

BEST BEFORE
then date of exit

fizzynicenice

"He died how he lived; on fire"

Darlughda

So hot I had to go under

RosyLily

Mine would read:

DON'T READ THIS HEADSTONE!!!

Oh too late!!
You must show this headstone to 30 other people or you will die at midnight!!


Who's gonna mess with a chain letter headstone?!:D

Tail Wagger

Deleted User wrote: »

there's one in shankill that says, "Jazzer, legged it on 23rd March 2008"

There was only one Jazzer in Bray!... and I'd say thats him..

Tail Wagger

Tail Wagger wrote: »

There was only one Jazzer in Bray!... and I'd say thats him..

he was from town apparently! got talking to the wife one day

Tail Wagger

"I bought this for the wife"

jd007

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!!

ejmaztec

Don't Play Frogger on the M50

m@cc@

jd007 wrote: »

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!!

It's beginning to snow again.
The flakes, silver and dark, are falling obliquely against the lamplight.
It's probably snowing all over the island.
On the central plain, on the treeless hills...falling softly upon the graveyards...upon the crosses and the headstones.
Upon all the living, and the dead.



SHUT THE FECK UP!

ejmaztec

My other grave's a mausoleum

rgt320q

"Should have gone to Specsavers."

Alternatively:
"That's what he gets for trying to clone velociraptors."

donmeister

My Headstone:

GAY PORN

Now that I have your attention, here lies my body. Check it out, yo.
Im like decomposing and shit

RMD

"If it wasn't for the shoite health care, I'd be reading this on some other tossers gravestone".

Probably need to shorten it down.

Tail Wagger

" This place used to be a Housing Estate"

"wouldn't reccomend this place, the neighbours are very quiet"