Would you have something funny written on your gravestone?

starbelgrade · 25-03-2010 11:48PM

"Elvis ain't dead, coz I heard him on the radio"

Logic fail.

ROCKMAN · 25-03-2010 11:50PM

In very small letters in the middle,right at the bottom of the headstone.
So people have to get close to see .

Get the fcuk off my chest

OR

Your breath stinks

m@cc@ · 25-03-2010 11:51PM

"This place will be the death of me"

bleg · 25-03-2010 11:53PM

Royal Tenenbaum's was good:

Royal Tenenbaum died tragically trying to save his family from a sinking battleship.

gernon · 25-03-2010 11:53PM

mine would be

BEST BEFORE
then date of exit

fizzynicenice · 25-03-2010 11:53PM

"He died how he lived; on fire"

Darlughda · 25-03-2010 11:53PM

So hot I had to go under

RosyLily · 25-03-2010 11:57PM

Mine would read:

DON'T READ THIS HEADSTONE!!!

Oh too late!!
You must show this headstone to 30 other people or you will die at midnight!!

Who's gonna mess with a chain letter headstone?!:D

Tail Wagger · 26-03-2010 12:08AM

Deleted User wrote: »

there's one in shankill that says, "Jazzer, legged it on 23rd March 2008"

There was only one Jazzer in Bray!... and I'd say thats him..

26-03-2010 12:10AM

Tail Wagger wrote: »

There was only one Jazzer in Bray!... and I'd say thats him..

he was from town apparently! got talking to the wife one day

Tail Wagger · 26-03-2010 12:10AM

"I bought this for the wife"

jd007 · 26-03-2010 12:11AM

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!!

ejmaztec · 26-03-2010 12:14AM

Don't Play Frogger on the M50

m@cc@ · 26-03-2010 12:16AM

jd007 wrote: »

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!!

It's beginning to snow again.
The flakes, silver and dark, are falling obliquely against the lamplight.
It's probably snowing all over the island.
On the central plain, on the treeless hills...falling softly upon the graveyards...upon the crosses and the headstones.
Upon all the living, and the dead.

SHUT THE FECK UP!