Would you have something funny written on your gravestone?

Fago! · 25-03-2010 10:57PM #1

I'd copy off some poet and have "Told you I was sick" written on it.

If you could have something funny written on your gravestone, what would it be?

Millicent · 25-03-2010 10:59PM

Back in my more, um, innocent days, I wanted my headstone to read "returned unopened".

bellapip · 25-03-2010 11:00PM

The funny poet would be Spike Milligan, who wrote many funny things, but this in my opinion would have been the most apt.

Yes to be honest, if I were to have a gravestone I would rather it made people smile than made them sad.

Something along the lines of....

She grabbed life by the you know whats, don't kneel too close...

Danbo! · 25-03-2010 11:01PM

Waiting to re-spawn....

alwaysadub · 25-03-2010 11:02PM

Well it wouldn't be up to me, cos i'd be 6feet under..

25-03-2010 11:03PM

I know where Maddie is.

25-03-2010 11:03PM

there's one in shankill that says, "Jazzer, legged it on 23rd March 2008"

Fago! · 25-03-2010 11:04PM

bellapip wrote: »

The funny poet would be Spike Milligan, who wrote many funny things, but this in my opinion would have been the most apt.

Yes to be honest, if I were to have a gravestone I would rather it made people smile than made them sad.

Something along the lines of....

She grabbed life by the you know whats, don't kneel too close...

Haha really? He's a distant cousin of mine.

Jesus Wept · 25-03-2010 11:04PM

I see dead people.

DiarmaidGNR · 25-03-2010 11:05PM

I'd get something like "It'll take more than this to kill me!" or something similar.

A friend of mine had a good one the other day, - it would say - "get off my grave", in really small writing so people would have to get close to read it.

Bog · 25-03-2010 11:07PM

I'd like something like this

mikom · 25-03-2010 11:08PM

Fago! wrote: »

If you could have something funny written on your gravestone, what would it be?

Stiff again.

Michellenman · 25-03-2010 11:09PM

I don't decay in your garden, don't walk on my grave.

Degsy · 25-03-2010 11:10PM

"Wish you were here"

25-03-2010 11:11PM

"See what happens when the brake and the accelerator are so close together?"

starbelgrade · 25-03-2010 11:11PM

Here lies an athiest.
All dressed up
And nowhere to go.

GalwayKiefer · 25-03-2010 11:12PM

Just to be a basta*d:

Corkfeen · 25-03-2010 11:12PM

I'd just have "Expletive Removed" or just some all out swearing.

bazmaiden · 25-03-2010 11:15PM

avenge me!!

FarmerGreen · 25-03-2010 11:16PM

In a motor racing kind of way, maybe.
I'd sooner be here than 'Marshalling'

Cheap Thrills! · 25-03-2010 11:17PM

Coming soon to an afterlife near you; Cheap Thrills, reloaded.

Stephentlig · 25-03-2010 11:17PM

I wouldnt have anything written on my tombstone, and would leave it blank.

Pax Christi
Stephen

Hyperbullet · 25-03-2010 11:18PM

There's a brilliant headstone near my aunts grave in the u.s. which has inscribed:

"Well at least I had fun"

RoadKillTs · 25-03-2010 11:20PM

"I told you I was hardcore!"

Degsy · 25-03-2010 11:22PM

Should never have switched from Gin to Beer.

25-03-2010 11:22PM

Actually there's another one in Shankill which says "Joe Bloggs" If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space. Not funny, but I love that sentiment.

(she says sitting here in a onesie typing on boards!)

25-03-2010 11:23PM

"I've had my fun, and that's all that matters"

SuperSean11 · 25-03-2010 11:26PM

"Got milk?"

Rented Mule · 25-03-2010 11:33PM

Damn Women Drivers !!

Yakult · 25-03-2010 11:33PM

Respawn In 3... 2...

FarmerGreen · 25-03-2010 11:44PM

When a footballer dies, they say he's immortal....
No he's not. He's dead.

Would you have something funny written on your gravestone?

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