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Funny Sibling Stories
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25-03-2010 2:15am#1While posting on another thread about how my brother has on more than one occasion pi**ed into the laundry basket while hungover, I got to thinking of all the funny stories I have about my brothers from growing up to this day. I'm an only girl with 3 fab brothers, we used to fight like cat and dog growing up, still do
but they've given me some great laughs over the years
So boardsies I'm asking you all to share your funny sibling stories and maybe remind yourself how lucky you are to have them :pac:0
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My sister is autistic and she has given us some right good laughs over the years at the stuff she'd get up to.
When she was around five she used to climb out onto window ledges and start laughing at us panicking as the street outside filled up with open mouthed neighbours ..
Many times I would have to go into the top bedroom and get her and I'd be so scared that it was like trying to dismantle a ticking bomb or something.
My heart would pounding with fear, mind racing but having to be calm enough on the outside not to cause her to fall or slip as I coaxed her back inside offering her sweets, presents, anything.. :eek:
Que new out of reach door handles fitted the following week
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I have one brother (who posts here) and am glad there is only one of him!
Have to say i've had many the laughs with him growing up and still do. He was always the comic and jokester of the house.
One of the funny times was when he ate cat poop thinking it was chocolate - oh his face! 0 -
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I don't have many hilarious sibling stories. Most that spring to mind are of my brother, who's 10 years older than me and they all involve a lot of drink. I remember one morning after a heavy night on the beer, his alarm clock went off and he got out of bed and took a piss on it to turn it off
Another time when he was about 19/20 he brought TWO girls home and they stayed in his room! I'd say he intended to sneak them out before my mam woke up but they obviously slept in a bit and the three of them surfaced at about 11. My mam hit the roof, but not wanting to show herself up in front of these girls, she made me bring them down to the kitchen and make them breakfast while she was upstairs giving my brother a bollocking. I was delighted, playing the perfect host to these two petrified girls who must have been hanging, probably didn't have a clue where they were and just wanted to get away from the strange house with the scary mother and the over-enthusiastic 10-year-old making them toast!0 -
Oh I've another story involving my sister and I, I've posted it on here before. I must have been about 9 and my sister would have been 14. My mam was gone out and it was just the two of us in the house. We used to fight like cats and dogs back then, as you do. We were having an argument outside my bedroom because I wouldn't go to bed and she gave me a little shove to get into my room. I wasn't hurt but I was absolutely seething in anger that she'd done that, so I went into my room and repeatedly banged my head off the wall for about 10 minutes until I had a pretty hefty lump sticking out of my forehead!
I knew my mam wasn't due home for a bit, so every 10 minutes or so I'd give it another bash, just in case it went down! By the time she got home about 45 minutes later it was bloody massive. She came down to my room wondering why I was still awake and there I was pretending to cry with a huge lump sticking out of my head! I told her my sister pushed me really hard against the wall and this was the result. She absolutely flipped at my poor sister, who couldn't understand how she'd caused so much damage to me! My sister got in sh*t of course.
I told her the truth 7 or 8 years later and she didn't talk to me for 3 days
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your bro is a legend!!!!ibarelycare wrote: »I don't have many hilarious sibling stories. Most that spring to mind are of my brother, who's 10 years older than me and they all involve a lot of drink. I remember one morning after a heavy night on the beer, his alarm clock went off and he got out of bed and took a piss on it to turn it off
Another time when he was about 19/20 he brought TWO girls home and they stayed in his room! I'd say he intended to sneak them out before my mam woke up but they obviously slept in a bit and the three of them surfaced at about 11. My mam hit the roof, but not wanting to show herself up in front of these girls, she made me bring them down to the kitchen and make them breakfast while she was upstairs giving my brother a bollocking. I was delighted, playing the perfect host to these two petrified girls who must have been hanging, probably didn't have a clue where they were and just wanted to get away from the strange house with the scary mother and the over-enthusiastic 10-year-old making them toast!0 -
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Just the mother! She's loving the fact I'm sleeping on a floor the cúntibarelycare wrote: »Your parents got rid of your old beds before your new ones arrived? They must hate you
Just she waits 'til she goes on hols over easter. The house shall be mine. There shall be parties. Exxxtreme parties. :cool:0 -
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Rawrwe'llallhavetea wrote: »can't wait
Oh well if that's a normal wknd in yours I can't invite you, you'll just get boredSounds like a normal weekend in mine
/must hide sex-swing
If you're boldgood.ibarelycare wrote: »Oooh can I come??
What kind of host would I be if I made my guests bring the party supplies :pac:NothingMan wrote: »AH sexy party in Bonitos!!!! What time shall we arrive? I will bring the lube.0 -
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That's how hard she threw it. It was one of those that are all metal without a plastic handle. Saucered through the air then smack. Stuck in to my chin.
A spoon by its nature is blunt Ninja Death spoon or does your ma hate you that much that she lets the fruit of her womb eat soup with steak knives?
Thank god there are not more people from Laois here or there would be nothing but stories of how they this one time they rode bother their sister and their brother at the same time.0 -
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Bastard was rolling around on the hall floor laughing at me!
I woke up one night at 2am and went down to the kitchen and my dad was eating his breakfast.
I said: "Dad, what the fuck are you eating for at this hour .."
He said: "Well, I have to be in work at 5am ya know.."
I said: "Yeah, it's only 2 Dad.." and pointed at the clock.
Turns out his watch battery had stopped at 4.20 earlier that day 0 -
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I have loads ... Most of the stories I can remember are ones where we helped each other out though, the boring ones! :pac:
My sister was scared of EVERYTHING as a child. So much so she'd sleep with the light on every night. She'd wake at the slightest sound and roar her head off for hours on end. Pretty much anything bar Disney films would have her screaming and crying in fear!
With this in mind, I decided it would be funny to tell her a witch lived in the toilet in our house...
Que a few days later, my dad noticing a terrible smell in our bedroom. For weeks, none of us could figure out what the smell was ...
Eventually, he decided to move all the furniture in our room, to get to the bottom of what was causing it.
The mystery ended when he moved our bunk beds and discovered a damp area just behind them...
She'd been so scared to even go in to that bathroom, she'd been peeing off her bottom bunk, on to the floor.
My dad actually had to get a new carpet put in to our room! I was in trouble for weeks
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Haha some brilliant stuff here
The ninja death spoon story reminds me of a story. Myself and my brothers were at home, mam and dad were gone out. My oldest brother would have been about 17 at the time and the next one was 15 and they got into a massive fight about something, I can't remember what about....Anyway 15 yr old bro throws a knife at 17 yr old bro and it just narrowly misses his head and sticks in the press behind his head. They both look at each other in shock for a second then 15 yr old bro turns and runs up the stairs.... they proceed to fight on the stairs and end up crashing through the banisters into the hall.
Me and my other brother thought it was hilarious. My parents come home later that night there's a knife stuck in the wall and the hall is covered in what used to be our banisters haha They got in so much trouble :pac:0 -
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I'm the evil older sister that everyone hates... Well, I used to be anyway, pretty sure they like me now
I used to scribble on walls, then write my sister or brother's name underneath, as if they were signing their handiwork... Then I'd run off and show Mammy.
Told my sister that a few years ago for the first time. She says she remembers getting a right bollicking and not being able to figure out why...
The 3 of us are very close in age, we all used to get in trouble for stuff together, cos it was always the 3 of us in it.
But I used to turn on the water works, and tell Mam and Dad that it was never my fault, they made me do it, those little scamps, and surprisingly always worked... I got away with everything!!
Then I'd go outside and play on my bike or my roller skates up and down the road right outside their bedroom windows, laughing maniacly while they were grounded.
Can still see their little forlorn faces looking out at me from their prison.
I'm an awful biatch 0 -
Not exactly a sibling story (me being an only child!) but one Christmas when I was about 7, my cousins being about 16, 13 and 10... We decided it would be great craic to see what brandy was like. At 7 years of age, I was pissed as a fart off of about two sips of it. Then panic struck us all... Surely our parents would smell the booze of our breath??? Cue a mad dash into the kitchen where we proceeded to scoff all the onions, garlic pickles, beetroot etc. in an attempt to mask the smell.
My then 10 year old cousin proceeded to spew his guts up all over the kitchen floor, rumbling the whole lot of us. I played the innocent and, for once, got away with it!!! 0 -
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