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Funny Sibling Stories

  • 25-03-2010 03:15AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 524 ✭✭✭


    While posting on another thread about how my brother has on more than one occasion pi**ed into the laundry basket while hungover, I got to thinking of all the funny stories I have about my brothers from growing up to this day. I'm an only girl with 3 fab brothers, we used to fight like cat and dog growing up, still do :D but they've given me some great laughs over the years :D

    So boardsies I'm asking you all to share your funny sibling stories and maybe remind yourself how lucky you are to have them :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Me and my bro are sleeping on the floor til our new beds come on fri. He kicked my laptop screen. I have replied with a kick to the head and bit his ankle. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    My sister is autistic and she has given us some right good laughs over the years at the stuff she'd get up to.

    When she was around five she used to climb out onto window ledges and start laughing at us panicking as the street outside filled up with open mouthed neighbours .. :D

    Many times I would have to go into the top bedroom and get her and I'd be so scared that it was like trying to dismantle a ticking bomb or something.

    My heart would pounding with fear, mind racing but having to be calm enough on the outside not to cause her to fall or slip as I coaxed her back inside offering her sweets, presents, anything.. :eek:

    Que new out of reach door handles fitted the following week :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Bonito wrote: »
    Me and my bro are sleeping on the floor til our new beds come on fri. He kicked my laptop screen. I have replied with a kick to the head and bit his ankle. :cool:
    ew. Head to toe still means you bump uglies in the middle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 D bold one


    seanybiker wrote: »
    ew. Head to toe still means you bump uglies in the middle.



    Dats d sign of a bad mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,065 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    I have 1 sibling, a sister, she's a horrible cnut who doesn't deserve the air that she breathes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    hahaha some classic AH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    D bold one wrote: »
    Dats d sign of a bad mind
    It would be if I had a silf :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I have 5 siblings but none of them are particularly interesting. Must be some sort of trend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Davidius wrote: »
    I have 5 siblings but none of them are particularly interesting. Must be some sort of trend.
    pics? Female only please.
    I have a great story bout one of my brothers but cant say it. Its nothing bad but in a way it might be slightly frowned upon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Ticktactoe


    I have one brother (who posts here) and am glad there is only one of him!
    Have to say i've had many the laughs with him growing up and still do. He was always the comic and jokester of the house.

    One of the funny times was when he ate cat poop thinking it was chocolate - oh his face! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    scudzilla wrote: »
    I have 1 sibling, a sister, she's a horrible cnut who doesn't deserve the air that she breathes

    Sounds familiar. She has a narcissistic personality too I'd wager.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Bonito wrote: »
    Me and my bro are sleeping on the floor til our new beds come on fri. He kicked my laptop screen. I have replied with a kick to the head and bit his ankle. :cool:


    Your parents got rid of your old beds before your new ones arrived? They must hate you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    my sister knocked me clean out with her foot one day. i still remember wobbling to the ground :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I don't have many hilarious sibling stories. Most that spring to mind are of my brother, who's 10 years older than me and they all involve a lot of drink. I remember one morning after a heavy night on the beer, his alarm clock went off and he got out of bed and took a piss on it to turn it off :confused:

    Another time when he was about 19/20 he brought TWO girls home and they stayed in his room! I'd say he intended to sneak them out before my mam woke up but they obviously slept in a bit and the three of them surfaced at about 11. My mam hit the roof, but not wanting to show herself up in front of these girls, she made me bring them down to the kitchen and make them breakfast while she was upstairs giving my brother a bollocking. I was delighted, playing the perfect host to these two petrified girls who must have been hanging, probably didn't have a clue where they were and just wanted to get away from the strange house with the scary mother and the over-enthusiastic 10-year-old making them toast!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Oh I've another story involving my sister and I, I've posted it on here before. I must have been about 9 and my sister would have been 14. My mam was gone out and it was just the two of us in the house. We used to fight like cats and dogs back then, as you do. We were having an argument outside my bedroom because I wouldn't go to bed and she gave me a little shove to get into my room. I wasn't hurt but I was absolutely seething in anger that she'd done that, so I went into my room and repeatedly banged my head off the wall for about 10 minutes until I had a pretty hefty lump sticking out of my forehead!

    I knew my mam wasn't due home for a bit, so every 10 minutes or so I'd give it another bash, just in case it went down! By the time she got home about 45 minutes later it was bloody massive. She came down to my room wondering why I was still awake and there I was pretending to cry with a huge lump sticking out of my head! I told her my sister pushed me really hard against the wall and this was the result. She absolutely flipped at my poor sister, who couldn't understand how she'd caused so much damage to me! My sister got in sh*t of course.

    I told her the truth 7 or 8 years later and she didn't talk to me for 3 days :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Mine aren’t funny, more fecked up tbh. Like when my sister was younger she thought my brothers rabbit (bunny) was a toy, picked it up and snapped its neck.:(

    My other brother thought worms looked wet and used to “dry” them out on the clothes line. Mam would go nuts when she went to hang out washing and all these dead worms were stuck to her pegs.

    I have many many more.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 369 ✭✭lala stone


    I don't have many hilarious sibling stories. Most that spring to mind are of my brother, who's 10 years older than me and they all involve a lot of drink. I remember one morning after a heavy night on the beer, his alarm clock went off and he got out of bed and took a piss on it to turn it off :confused:

    Another time when he was about 19/20 he brought TWO girls home and they stayed in his room! I'd say he intended to sneak them out before my mam woke up but they obviously slept in a bit and the three of them surfaced at about 11. My mam hit the roof, but not wanting to show herself up in front of these girls, she made me bring them down to the kitchen and make them breakfast while she was upstairs giving my brother a bollocking. I was delighted, playing the perfect host to these two petrified girls who must have been hanging, probably didn't have a clue where they were and just wanted to get away from the strange house with the scary mother and the over-enthusiastic 10-year-old making them toast!
    your bro is a legend!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    When I was younger my mam was out, I was 12/13 and my brother was 6, I had watched 999 with Michael Burke and it was a CPR special, so I go get into bed and my brother over the other side of the room I didnt think he was breathing so i have him CPR chest compressions for a while.. my mam gets home and it seems like my brother is having a heart attack... Mam rings 999 and off we go to Harcourt street :eek:

    About 4/5 years ago 22/23 brother is 17, I was in my room on my laptop and my bro asked could he use it, I said no I was doing college stuff on it, he asked me a few times so I told him to f**k off for a while, he called me gay, so i turned around form my desk, picked him up threw him through his bedroom door and pretty much took it off its hinges. (was having a bad day!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    My brother is banned from this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Your parents got rid of your old beds before your new ones arrived? They must hate you
    Just the mother! She's loving the fact I'm sleeping on a floor the cúnt :D

    Just she waits 'til she goes on hols over easter. The house shall be mine. There shall be parties. Exxxtreme parties. :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Bonito wrote: »
    Just the mother! She's loving the fact I'm sleeping on a floor the cúnt :D

    Just she waits 'til she goes on hols over easter. The house shall be mine. There shall be parties. Exxxtreme parties. :cool:

    can't wait ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bonito wrote: »
    Just she waits 'til she goes on hols over easter. The house shall be mine. There shall be parties. Exxxtreme parties. :cool:
    Sounds like a normal weekend in mine :D

    /must hide sex-swing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Bonito wrote: »
    Just the mother! She's loving the fact I'm sleeping on a floor the cúnt :D

    Just she waits 'til she goes on hols over easter. The house shall be mine. There shall be parties. Exxxtreme parties. :cool:



    Oooh can I come??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Bonito wrote: »
    Just she waits 'til she goes on hols over easter. The house shall be mine. There shall be parties. Exxxtreme parties. :cool:


    AH sexy party in Bonitos!!!! What time shall we arrive? I will bring the lube.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    can't wait ;)
    Rawr ;)
    Kiera wrote: »
    Sounds like a normal weekend in mine :D

    /must hide sex-swing
    Oh well if that's a normal wknd in yours I can't invite you, you'll just get bored :p
    Oooh can I come??
    If you're boldgood.
    NothingMan wrote: »
    AH sexy party in Bonitos!!!! What time shall we arrive? I will bring the lube.
    What kind of host would I be if I made my guests bring the party supplies :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bonito wrote: »
    Oh well if that's a normal wknd in yours I can't invite you, you'll just get bored :p

    True. I get bored very easily.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    When I was younger my mam was out, I was 12/13 and my brother was 6, I had watched 999 with Michael Burke and it was a CPR special, so I go get into bed and my brother over the other side of the room I didnt think he was breathing so i have him CPR chest compressions for a while.. my mam gets home and it seems like my brother is having a heart attack... Mam rings 999 and off we go to Harcourt street :eek:

    Hang on, was he actually having a heart attack or not??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭dlambirl


    I'd say he nearly was after the OP gave him cardiac compressions!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭Theta


    Haha classic stuff here.

    I remember when I was in I think 3rd class my brother after a heavy night of drinking came home and changed all the clocks to say it was about 8 in the morning (it was like 3.30 or something) and then woke me up and told me to get dressed for school or I would be late I was like its still to early and then he showed me the alarm clock and his watch and they said just after 8.

    So I gets up and get dressed and walk outside my room. Its still dark but hey its winter so its always kind of dark when I got up. I head downstairs and he gets me some breakfast and get my coat and bag on and go to the front door and just as I open the door I realise its WAYYYYY to dark to be time for school.

    Bastard was rolling around on the hall floor laughing at me!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Theta wrote: »
    Haha classic stuff here.

    I remember when I was in I think 3rd class my brother after a heavy night of drinking came home and changed all the clocks to say it was about 8 in the morning (it was like 3.30 or something) and then woke me up and told me to get dressed for school or I would be late I was like its still to early and then he showed me the alarm clock and his watch and they said just after 8.

    So I gets up and get dressed and walk outside my room. Its still dark but hey its winter so its always kind of dark when I got up. I head downstairs and he gets me some breakfast and get my coat and bag on and go to the front door and just as I open the door I realise its WAYYYYY to dark to be time for school.

    Bastard was rolling around on the hall floor laughing at me!


    Genius!!!!


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