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Funny Sibling Stories
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That's how hard she threw it. It was one of those that are all metal without a plastic handle. Saucered through the air then smack. Stuck in to my chin.
A spoon by its nature is blunt
Ninja Death spoon or does your ma hate you that much that she lets the fruit of her womb eat soup with steak knives?
Thank god there are not more people from Laois here or there would be nothing but stories of how they this one time they rode bother their sister and their brother at the same time.0 -
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Bastard was rolling around on the hall floor laughing at me!
I woke up one night at 2am and went down to the kitchen and my dad was eating his breakfast.
I said: "Dad, what the fuck are you eating for at this hour .."
He said: "Well, I have to be in work at 5am ya know.."
I said: "Yeah, it's only 2 Dad.." and pointed at the clock.
Turns out his watch battery had stopped at 4.20 earlier that day
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I have loads ... Most of the stories I can remember are ones where we helped each other out though, the boring ones! :pac:
My sister was scared of EVERYTHING as a child. So much so she'd sleep with the light on every night. She'd wake at the slightest sound and roar her head off for hours on end. Pretty much anything bar Disney films would have her screaming and crying in fear!
With this in mind, I decided it would be funny to tell her a witch lived in the toilet in our house...
Que a few days later, my dad noticing a terrible smell in our bedroom. For weeks, none of us could figure out what the smell was ...
Eventually, he decided to move all the furniture in our room, to get to the bottom of what was causing it.
The mystery ended when he moved our bunk beds and discovered a damp area just behind them...
She'd been so scared to even go in to that bathroom, she'd been peeing off her bottom bunk, on to the floor.
My dad actually had to get a new carpet put in to our room! I was in trouble for weeks
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Haha some brilliant stuff here
The ninja death spoon story reminds me of a story. Myself and my brothers were at home, mam and dad were gone out. My oldest brother would have been about 17 at the time and the next one was 15 and they got into a massive fight about something, I can't remember what about....Anyway 15 yr old bro throws a knife at 17 yr old bro and it just narrowly misses his head and sticks in the press behind his head. They both look at each other in shock for a second then 15 yr old bro turns and runs up the stairs.... they proceed to fight on the stairs and end up crashing through the banisters into the hall.
Me and my other brother thought it was hilarious. My parents come home later that night there's a knife stuck in the wall and the hall is covered in what used to be our banisters haha They got in so much trouble :pac:0 -
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I'm the evil older sister that everyone hates... Well, I used to be anyway, pretty sure they like me now
I used to scribble on walls, then write my sister or brother's name underneath, as if they were signing their handiwork... Then I'd run off and show Mammy.
Told my sister that a few years ago for the first time. She says she remembers getting a right bollicking and not being able to figure out why...
The 3 of us are very close in age, we all used to get in trouble for stuff together, cos it was always the 3 of us in it.
But I used to turn on the water works, and tell Mam and Dad that it was never my fault, they made me do it, those little scamps, and surprisingly always worked... I got away with everything!!
Then I'd go outside and play on my bike or my roller skates up and down the road right outside their bedroom windows, laughing maniacly while they were grounded.
Can still see their little forlorn faces looking out at me from their prison.
I'm an awful biatch 0 -
Not exactly a sibling story (me being an only child!) but one Christmas when I was about 7, my cousins being about 16, 13 and 10... We decided it would be great craic to see what brandy was like. At 7 years of age, I was pissed as a fart off of about two sips of it. Then panic struck us all... Surely our parents would smell the booze of our breath??? Cue a mad dash into the kitchen where we proceeded to scoff all the onions, garlic pickles, beetroot etc. in an attempt to mask the smell.
My then 10 year old cousin proceeded to spew his guts up all over the kitchen floor, rumbling the whole lot of us. I played the innocent and, for once, got away with it!!! 0 -
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Not exactly a sibling story (me being an only child!) but one Christmas when I was about 7, my cousins being about 16, 13 and 10... We decided it would be great craic to see what brandy was like. At 7 years of age, I was pissed as a fart off of about two sips of it. Then panic struck us all... Surely our parents would smell the booze of our breath??? Cue a mad dash into the kitchen where we proceeded to scoff all the onions, garlic pickles, beetroot etc. in an attempt to mask the smell.
My then 10 year old cousin proceeded to spew his guts up all over the kitchen floor, rumbling the whole lot of us. I played the innocent and, for once, got away with it!!!
Not exactly, okay, not a sibling story at all but your post just gave me a flashback. My Nanna was at our house when I was 3 or 4 and she was drinking brandy or whiskey. Can't remember which but to me it looked like Cidona. She was leaving and hadn't finished all of her drink so I proceed to finish this Cidona for her. Cue me almost choking to death on the stuff! It was so strong, I thought it was going to blow my eyes out of my head!0 -
Another time my brothers pretended they didn't know who I was and made out that they were the new neighbours who just happened to look exactly like my brothers, I believed them, I was about 9 so I started to cry my eyes out so they locked me in the shed and went off to play. My parents came back and could hear me whimpering 'Mam.....Dad....let me out'
The baxtards 0 -
A funny story,
When I was younger like ten or less my sister and I and her friend used decided to have our own cubby bar instead of the usual cubby shop. Anyway we lined up all these old glass bottles which were at the time flung into a ditch (no recycling then!).
Somehow in the fun my sisters pretending to drunk managed to fall ontop of the glass as sliced her hand in crap, the same girl was an only child and a real tom boy and never even cried only "how cool, the blood was" anway we rushed in to get it plastered or whatever and we when went in to my mother and proudly proclaimed I cut my hand, my mother saw the blood and about a second later fainted My grandmother (Dad's mom) was also there and she fixed up the wound and a massive row then started between her and my mother for her fainting!! Shur twas only a drop of blood!
Another time I found a dead rat (I hate those feckers) and brought it in by the tail and threw it up on my sister. I got a savage bollocking for that! And once when I was younger (say 7) I pulled my sisters hair and my aunt nearly killed me, I remember her thrashing me and walloping me all over with a Tin Whistle, I can still remember the searing pain on my arms. My mother then ate her over it. Years later after my late grandmother died I drove a wedge straight into the family after the will was read and turned the entire family against my biatch aunt!0 -
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