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How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up ?

  • 14-03-2010 7:01pm
    #1
    SlabMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭


    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

    I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?
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  • #2
    johngalway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    Change your aftershave to Scent of Badger crap, it'll work, guaranteed :cool:


  • #3
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Come out with me some time, they'll surely bypass you.


  • #4
    wonderboysam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭wonderboysam


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?


    wake up.


  • #5
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    Hmm. You could try staying indoors and developing a fantasy alternate life, maybe even troll boards.ie now and then.


  • #6
    Smyth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Smyth


    Let me know when you find out man. I'm sick of these women annoying me too. Grr!


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  • #7
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Wake up from your dream?


  • #8
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Just be yourself.


  • #9
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Come out with me some time, they'll surely bypass you.

    This.


  • #10
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Try to look less pathetic so they don't take pity on you.


  • #11
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Hello Ross o Carroll kelly


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  • #12
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

    I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

    "There's got to be more to life than being ridiculously good looking".


  • #13
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Are you sure it wasn't a brothel you were in? Would make more sense..


  • #14
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    Go back on the medication?:D


  • #15
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It was probably an MI5 honey-trap that failed when the lady-boys decided not to go ahead with it.


  • #16
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Life's a bitch isn't it


  • #17
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Lay off the Lynx man........happens with me all the time too;)


  • #18
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up ?

    Shit your pants before you go out.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rape. That'll learn them.


  • #20
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Come out with me some time, they'll surely bypass you.
    Ruu wrote: »
    This.

    Didn't work for Tom Cruise! :rolleyes:
    So he must have decided to stay in. :D


  • #21
    krustydoyle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭krustydoyle


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Rape. That'll learn them.

    Jesus christ.... hahahahaha:P


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  • #22
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    They probably wanted to find out who stole their guide-dog.


  • #23
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Your nickname is Slab, you're bound to be well presented, handsome and polite.


  • #24
    j1smithy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 605 ✭✭✭j1smithy


    Tell them you wash diesel for a living Slab.


  • #25
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Rape. That'll learn them.

    /pretends not to like it


  • #26
    SlabMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭SlabMurphy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    They probably wanted to find out who stole their guide-dog.
    I suppose I could tell them I was in the British army and that would turn them off instantly knowing the type of Jeremy Kyle show scumbags that are in the Brits ;).


  • #27
    pooch90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭pooch90


    Go ginge....


  • #28
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    cum in their hair. its a nightmare having to sit in a pub with jizz dripping from your hair, they keep telling me


  • #29
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    If you cant handle the effects of the WOLF T-shirt , dont wear it out in Public

    3-wolf-t-shirt.jpg


  • #30
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Pics or GTFO


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  • #31
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

    I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

    Yore hawt.


    /makes blowjob face


  • #32
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    /makes blowjob face

    Did you just stick your tongue in your cheek and bob your head up and down?? :p


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Did you just stick your tongue in your cheek and bob your head up and down?? :p

    Maybe :pac:


  • #34
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yore hawt.


    /makes blowjob face


    Jesus maybe the OP isn't making this claim up if just by merely typing he gets this reaction

    :eek: - Now thats a blowjob face


  • #35
    SlabMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭SlabMurphy


    Jet Black wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO
    Amn't I a handsome devil.

    3186_outlaw_bikers_hells_angels-2_04700300.jpg


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    Jesus maybe the OP isn't making this claim up if just by merely typing he gets this reaction

    :eek: - Now thats a blowjob face

    You'd like a chick to look stunned? :/


    I have issues. Sick and twisted ones.


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  • #37
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Abitar wrote: »
    You'd like a chick to look stunned? :/


    I have issues. Sick and twisted ones.

    Are you offering to look stunned???


  • #38
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Confess that CAB cleaned you out and you can't get them a drink back.


  • #39
    thebossanova
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 234 ✭✭thebossanova


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Lay off the Lynx man......

    or don't go to Specsavers.


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    Are you offering to look stunned???

    Measurements first, then I'll tell you if I'd look stunned.


  • #41
    Guru Maith Agut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Guru Maith Agut


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ?



    CianRyan wrote: »
    Come out!

    :D


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  • #42
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Abitar wrote: »
    Measurements first, then I'll tell you if I'd look stunned.

    The Eiffel Tower is 321 feet high

    There are 1,053.149608 feet in 321 meters.
    321 meters x 3.2808399 feet/1 meter = 1,053.149608 feet
    1 meter = 3.2808399 feet

    How about them for measurements? impressed?:cool:


  • #43
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    The Eiffel Tower is 321 feet high

    There are 1,053.149608 feet in 321 meters.
    321 meters x 3.2808399 feet/1 meter = 1,053.149608 feet
    1 meter = 3.2808399 feet

    How about them for measurements? impressed?:cool:

    Sexytime :cool:


  • #44
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yore hawt.


    /makes blowjob face

    You best make a Steak face Abitar, given the day and all.



    On a related note....does anyone else think that Abitar is really a dude? Has anyone ever met her? She totally is.


  • #45
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You best make a Steak face Abitar, given the day and all.



    On a related note....does anyone else think that Abitar is really a dude? Has anyone ever met her? She totally is.

    Shut up man!

    I'm happy to be under the illusion that there are hot promiscuous girls on t'internet! :mad:


  • #46
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Abitar wrote: »
    /makes blowjob face

    That's the same as my "I just sat on a cactus" face.


  • #47
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's a constant problem op. :/


  • #48
    AARRRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭AARRRRGH


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

    I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

    These women who are chatting you up. Kick them in the balls. That should stop them.


  • #49
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    What a pickle.....have you tried not showering op?


  • #50
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    bronte wrote: »
    What a pickle.....have you tried not showering op?

    I've even tried showering..it does nothing :/


  • #51
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You best make a Steak face Abitar, given the day and all.
    Errrm...thank you

    /veggie

    :p


    On a related note....does anyone else think that Abitar is really a dude? Has anyone ever met her? She totally is.
    Yes I have met peoples. Most recently Banshee Bones. Feel free to PM her for sexy details ;)

    Have also met... emmm Maddison and Tar and others.. *ahem*
    Jazlynn Slow Root wrote: »
    That's the same as my "I just sat on a cactus" face.

    Can I sit on your cactus?


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