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How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up ?

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  • #32
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    /makes blowjob face

    Did you just stick your tongue in your cheek and bob your head up and down?? :p


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Did you just stick your tongue in your cheek and bob your head up and down?? :p

    Maybe :pac:


  • #34
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yore hawt.


    /makes blowjob face


    Jesus maybe the OP isn't making this claim up if just by merely typing he gets this reaction

    :eek: - Now thats a blowjob face


  • #35
    SlabMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭SlabMurphy


    Jet Black wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO
    Amn't I a handsome devil.

    3186_outlaw_bikers_hells_angels-2_04700300.jpg


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    Jesus maybe the OP isn't making this claim up if just by merely typing he gets this reaction

    :eek: - Now thats a blowjob face

    You'd like a chick to look stunned? :/


    I have issues. Sick and twisted ones.


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  • #37
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Abitar wrote: »
    You'd like a chick to look stunned? :/


    I have issues. Sick and twisted ones.

    Are you offering to look stunned???


  • #38
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Confess that CAB cleaned you out and you can't get them a drink back.


  • #39
    thebossanova
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 234 ✭✭thebossanova


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Lay off the Lynx man......

    or don't go to Specsavers.


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    Are you offering to look stunned???

    Measurements first, then I'll tell you if I'd look stunned.


  • #41
    Guru Maith Agut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Guru Maith Agut


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ?



    CianRyan wrote: »
    Come out!

    :D


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  • #42
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Abitar wrote: »
    Measurements first, then I'll tell you if I'd look stunned.

    The Eiffel Tower is 321 feet high

    There are 1,053.149608 feet in 321 meters.
    321 meters x 3.2808399 feet/1 meter = 1,053.149608 feet
    1 meter = 3.2808399 feet

    How about them for measurements? impressed?:cool:


  • #43
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    The Eiffel Tower is 321 feet high

    There are 1,053.149608 feet in 321 meters.
    321 meters x 3.2808399 feet/1 meter = 1,053.149608 feet
    1 meter = 3.2808399 feet

    How about them for measurements? impressed?:cool:

    Sexytime :cool:


  • #44
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yore hawt.


    /makes blowjob face

    You best make a Steak face Abitar, given the day and all.



    On a related note....does anyone else think that Abitar is really a dude? Has anyone ever met her? She totally is.


  • #45
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You best make a Steak face Abitar, given the day and all.



    On a related note....does anyone else think that Abitar is really a dude? Has anyone ever met her? She totally is.

    Shut up man!

    I'm happy to be under the illusion that there are hot promiscuous girls on t'internet! :mad:


  • #46
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Abitar wrote: »
    /makes blowjob face

    That's the same as my "I just sat on a cactus" face.


  • #47
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's a constant problem op. :/


  • #48
    AARRRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭AARRRRGH


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

    I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

    These women who are chatting you up. Kick them in the balls. That should stop them.


  • #49
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    What a pickle.....have you tried not showering op?


  • #50
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    bronte wrote: »
    What a pickle.....have you tried not showering op?

    I've even tried showering..it does nothing :/


  • #51
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You best make a Steak face Abitar, given the day and all.
    Errrm...thank you

    /veggie

    :p


    On a related note....does anyone else think that Abitar is really a dude? Has anyone ever met her? She totally is.
    Yes I have met peoples. Most recently Banshee Bones. Feel free to PM her for sexy details ;)

    Have also met... emmm Maddison and Tar and others.. *ahem*
    Jazlynn Slow Root wrote: »
    That's the same as my "I just sat on a cactus" face.

    Can I sit on your cactus?


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  • #52
    irishh_bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭irishh_bob


    stop letting on to women that your gay


  • #53
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Abitar wrote: »
    Can I sit on your cactus?

    Sure but be careful, you may feel a little prick. ;)





    ...






    ...




    ...





    ...



    Ah shit. :(


  • #54
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Hate it when threads descend into foxy boxing.
    I hope I'm not alone.


  • #55
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Wait a sec, when did Frada stop being an AH mod?


  • #56
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Fago! wrote: »
    Wait a sec, when did Frada stop being an AH mod?

    Two months ago.


  • #57
    pimpmyace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭pimpmyace


    just go into your camp mode like you do in the gay bars


  • #58
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Jazlynn Slow Root wrote: »
    Two months ago.

    Fook why?

    *Faints*


  • #59
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    pimpmyace wrote: »
    just go into your camp mode like you do in the gay bars

    Fail.


    We try to turn them. He will eventually give into us.


  • #60
    Misty Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Misty Chaos


    Send some of those women our way, don't be so fooking selfish!


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  • #61
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Fago! wrote: »
    Fook why?

    *Faints*

    Can't remember.


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