How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up ?

SlabMurphy · 14-03-2010 08:01PM #1

How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

johngalway · 14-03-2010 08:02PM

Change your aftershave to Scent of Badger crap, it'll work, guaranteed :cool:

CianRyan · 14-03-2010 08:02PM

Come out with me some time, they'll surely bypass you.

wonderboysam · 14-03-2010 08:03PM

SlabMurphy wrote: »

I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

wake up.

Dunjohn · 14-03-2010 08:03PM

Hmm. You could try staying indoors and developing a fantasy alternate life, maybe even troll boards.ie now and then.

Smyth · 14-03-2010 08:03PM

Let me know when you find out man. I'm sick of these women annoying me too. Grr!

JohnCleary · 14-03-2010 08:04PM

Wake up from your dream?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 14-03-2010 08:04PM

Just be yourself.

Ruu_Old · 14-03-2010 08:04PM

CianRyan wrote: »

Come out with me some time, they'll surely bypass you.

This.

WindSock · 14-03-2010 08:04PM

Try to look less pathetic so they don't take pity on you.

The_Kew_Tour · 14-03-2010 08:07PM

Hello Ross o Carroll kelly

Fizman · 14-03-2010 08:08PM

SlabMurphy wrote: »

How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

"There's got to be more to life than being ridiculously good looking".

alwaysadub · 14-03-2010 08:10PM

Are you sure it wasn't a brothel you were in? Would make more sense..

Elenxor · 14-03-2010 08:12PM

Go back on the medication?:D

ejmaztec · 14-03-2010 08:13PM

It was probably an MI5 honey-trap that failed when the lady-boys decided not to go ahead with it.

bazmaiden · 14-03-2010 08:13PM

Life's a bitch isn't it

pebbles21 · 14-03-2010 08:13PM

Lay off the Lynx man........happens with me all the time too;)

mikom · 14-03-2010 08:13PM

SlabMurphy wrote: »

How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up ?

Shit your pants before you go out.

14-03-2010 08:15PM

Rape. That'll learn them.

Biggins · 14-03-2010 08:16PM

CianRyan wrote: »

Come out with me some time, they'll surely bypass you.

Ruu wrote: »

This.

Didn't work for Tom Cruise! :rolleyes:
So he must have decided to stay in.

krustydoyle · 14-03-2010 08:17PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Rape. That'll learn them.

Jesus christ.... hahahahaha:P

ejmaztec · 14-03-2010 08:18PM

They probably wanted to find out who stole their guide-dog.

Fago! · 14-03-2010 08:18PM

Your nickname is Slab, you're bound to be well presented, handsome and polite.

j1smithy · 14-03-2010 08:21PM

Tell them you wash diesel for a living Slab.

Abi · 14-03-2010 08:30PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Rape. That'll learn them.

/pretends not to like it

SlabMurphy · 14-03-2010 08:38PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

They probably wanted to find out who stole their guide-dog.

I suppose I could tell them I was in the British army and that would turn them off instantly knowing the type of Jeremy Kyle show scumbags that are in the Brits

.

pooch90 · 14-03-2010 08:41PM

Go ginge....

longshanks · 14-03-2010 08:47PM

cum in their hair. its a nightmare having to sit in a pub with jizz dripping from your hair, they keep telling me

WIZE · 14-03-2010 08:47PM

If you cant handle the effects of the WOLF T-shirt , dont wear it out in Public

Jet Black · 14-03-2010 08:50PM

Pics or GTFO

Abi · 14-03-2010 08:58PM

SlabMurphy wrote: »

How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up all the time ? I mean like yesterday when I was trying to watch the match in a pub several chicks came over to me asking me could they buy me a drink, what was my telephone number etc. Needless to say I went home buckled from all the drink they bought me.

I mean this happens to me all the time, at work, on the train etc So can anyone give me a bit of advice ?

Yore hawt.

/makes blowjob face

How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up ?

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