Would you go out with a porn star?

donfers

Let's imagine she is a porn actress with the most amazing body, absolutely fab in the sack, up for anything and with a beautiful pretty face. To top it all, she is absolutely sound, a good laugh to be with, great company and makes a mean shepherd's pie. Only thing is, she has slept with 5,000 blokes and continues to work in the industry. She says that it's just a job and that she doesn't have any emotional connection to the guys, that it's just a physical thing, to think of it like a gym work-out for her, that's all. She doesn't even kiss the guys because in her mind that would mean being unfaithful to you, although she seems to be ok with guys shagging her senseless in 5 million different positions.

Anyway would you be ok with this scenario?

orourkeda

Hell yeah.

Especially Diana Doll. I'd defo go out with her.

The woman you've just described is already married though

AnonoBoy

Thinly disguised Personal Issue me thinks.

'Fess up OP - is it the girl from F*cked in Ireland?

Biggins

No, they don't know where I've been!

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Thinly disguised Personal Issue me thinks.
'Fess up OP - is it the girl from F*cked in Ireland?

What are ya talking about!
At present, we're all fcuked in Ireland!

mikom

What would tiger do?

therokerroar

No chance.

Wossack

I'd say they're so worn out, ya may aswell open a window and fuck the night

Biggins

Seriously though - NO - it would be like chucking sausages up O'Connell st.

orourkeda

mikom wrote: »

What would tiger do?

What hasnt he done?

wes

No, the idea of her being with another guy would drive me crazy, not worth the stress imho.

StupidLikeAFox

The girl would have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

BigBenRoeth

Yes.

bluto63

No, because I prefer cottage pie

Lux23

Nope. He would be too tired from riding other women all day long there would be nothing left for me.

Gone Drinking

ColHol wrote: »

The girl would have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

Most people on boards are turned on by wizards, so i don't see this being a disadvantage.

SugarHigh

How could you justify not going out with someone just because they're a porn star?

orourkeda

ColHol wrote: »

The girl would have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

A crack like the grand canyon

SugarHigh

Biggins wrote: »

Seriously though - NO - it would be like chucking sausages up O'Connell st.

Why?

Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.

minidazzler

It depends, if she has done DV:DA already then no.

Gone Drinking

SugarHigh wrote: »

How could you justify not going out with someone just because they're a porn star?

I'm going to hazard a guess and say people would justify by saying they wouldn't like their girlfriend/boyfriend spending their day, being recorded whilst having sex with other people.

I'm out on a limb here

SugarHigh

orourkeda wrote: »

A crack like the grand canyon

Where do you people get your understanding of biology?

American pie I'm guessing.

dvpower

SugarHigh wrote: »

And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.

That would be a deal breaker.

donfers

SugarHigh wrote: »

Why?

Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

No they don't

Joey the lips

I do.... You should see the movies my wife has made.... Its true though the camera makes everything look smaller.

The Davestator

No way, a f**** like a clowns pocket...

SugarHigh

donfers wrote: »

No they don't

Why wouldn't they?


How much could a porn star work in one week that would be impossible for a normal couple to match?

bluto63

SugarHigh wrote: »

Why wouldn't they?


How much could a porn star work in one week that would be impossible for a normal couple to match?

Ok, you'll be a normal couple with your pornstar girlfriend. Then when you're off cranking numbers, serving fries, whatever the hell you do, she'll be continuing to fuck. So she'll have a hell of a lot more sex than any regular girl would or could

donfers

SugarHigh wrote: »

Why wouldn't they?


How much could a porn star work in one week that would be impossible for a normal couple to match?

well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that

SugarHigh

donfers wrote: »

well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that

No ****ing way is this true.:D

Come out of fantasy land.

brianthebard

donfers wrote: »

well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that

Most ridiculous thing posted on boards thus far this year.

the keen edge

SugarHigh wrote: »

Why?

Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.

Why??? Have you not seen the size of some of these 'lads', FFS you'd beat a donkey and cart up out of a wet sand pit with a swing of them.

mikom

A porn star gets more bones than a grown-ups got..... and that's a natural law.
Dem bones, dem bones, need........

Biggins

mikom wrote: »

A porn star gets more bones than a grown-ups got..... and that's a natural law.
Dem bones, dem bones, need........

If your looking for me, I'm standing at the exit door with your coat! :P

SugarHigh

the keen edge wrote: »

Why??? Have you not seen the size of some of these 'lads', FFS you'd beat a donkey and cart up out of a wet sand pit with a swing of them.

If a having a baby doesn't do permanent damage then neither does sex.

bluto63

Biggins wrote: »

If your looking for me, I'm standing at the exit door with your coat! :P

I liked it. It's like what would happen if you let a 5 year old watch porn

randylonghorn

mikom wrote: »

A porn star gets more bones than a grown-ups got..... and that's a natural law.
Dem bones, dem bones, need........

Viagra?

AnonoBoy

donfers wrote: »

well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that

Yup, that's exactly true. Because porn stars and actors work 5 days a week, 9 to 5 just like an office job.

Prof.Badass

SugarHigh wrote: »

Why?

Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

Let's assume that's true (even though it's not). Most women don't have sex with such a large number of different guys. This is the crucial piece of information.

I don't think most people would be happy with a partner who is fucking other people...... particularly men, but women almost as much ......for obvious evolutionary reasons.

To bring things to the rational level, not only would i have decreased happiness in such a relationship (which is out of my control) I'd also have the worry that even if she stopped, she'd probably have a decreased capacity for monogamy after all her sleeping around and thus it's a waste of time investing in the relationship.

donfers

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Yup, that's exactly true. Because porn stars and actors work 5 days a week, 9 to 5 just like an office job. :rolleyes:

but seriously the point stands, pornstars of course don't work 9-5 jobs, they are like actors who get shoots and usually the shoot will last one day or 2 days, but they'll have to rehoot and reshoot and reshoot so the 20 minute segment that gets your excitement to wake up is actually, the results of two long days of shooting, during which the people involved will have spent a rather large proportion of time attempting to at least appear to be having great sex = at an estimate, just one shoot over two days is probably more sex than your average couple has in a week..and that is just one gig for a 1 or 2 days without them even having their own private sex so conclusion = I am right

the keen edge

SugarHigh wrote: »

If a having a baby doesn't do permanent damage then neither does sex.

Yeah....doesn't do permanent damage, fcuk that. After my OH pops out a nipper, I'll be slipping a Fifty to the Obstetrician and tell him/her to forget about Medical fukkin ethics and get in a couple stitches to reduce the diameter back down before the pain relief wears out.

ChocolateSauce

Provided to was only doing it for the money, yeah. By that I mean she needs to be smart, and not some dumb bitch who can't get a normal job.

PeterIanStaker

Would you not have everything you wanted to do done by the third or fourth date?:D

SugarHigh

vinylmesh wrote: »

I'd also have the worry that even if she stopped, she'd probably have a decreased capacity for monogamy after all her sleeping around and thus it's a waste of time investing in the relationship.

Based on what?

So women who have multiple sex partners lose their "capacity for monogamy"?

I don't see why that would be true in fact it would be easier to make a case of the inverse being true.

Arnold Layne

Wouldn't mind, as long as she saves her ass for me

MaybeLogic

I'd give it a lash.

Joey the lips

MaybeLogic wrote: »

I'd give it her a lash.

There you go...Corrected.

donkey balls

SugarHigh wrote: »

Why?

Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.

whats wrong with fcuking me:D

Fear Uladh

If she brought her pornstar friends home(obviously female), I would consider it.

Black Swan

donfers wrote: »

She doesn't even kiss the guys because in her mind that would mean being unfaithful to you

Did you just finish watching a Pretty Woman film rerun?

Scrambled egg

It would be like throwing a hot-dog down a corridor.

stovelid

SugarHigh wrote: »

Where do you people get your understanding of biology?

Textbooks and no practicals.