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Would you go out with a porn star?

  • 12-03-2010 06:01PM
    #1
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭


    Let's imagine she is a porn actress with the most amazing body, absolutely fab in the sack, up for anything and with a beautiful pretty face. To top it all, she is absolutely sound, a good laugh to be with, great company and makes a mean shepherd's pie. Only thing is, she has slept with 5,000 blokes and continues to work in the industry. She says that it's just a job and that she doesn't have any emotional connection to the guys, that it's just a physical thing, to think of it like a gym work-out for her, that's all. She doesn't even kiss the guys because in her mind that would mean being unfaithful to you, although she seems to be ok with guys shagging her senseless in 5 million different positions.

    Anyway would you be ok with this scenario?


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Hell yeah.

    Especially Diana Doll. I'd defo go out with her.

    The woman you've just described is already married though


  • #3
    AnonoBoy
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    Thinly disguised Personal Issue me thinks.

    'Fess up OP - is it the girl from F*cked in Ireland?


  • #4
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No, they don't know where I've been!
    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Thinly disguised Personal Issue me thinks.
    'Fess up OP - is it the girl from F*cked in Ireland?
    What are ya talking about!
    At present, we're all fcuked in Ireland! :D;)


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    What would tiger do?


  • #6
    therokerroar
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    No chance.


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  • #7
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    I'd say they're so worn out, ya may aswell open a window and fuck the night


  • #8
    Biggins
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    Seriously though - NO - it would be like chucking sausages up O'Connell st.


  • #9
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    mikom wrote: »
    What would tiger do?

    What hasnt he done?


  • #10
    wes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,749 ✭✭✭✭wes


    No, the idea of her being with another guy would drive me crazy, not worth the stress imho.


  • #11
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,915 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    The girl would have a fanny like a wizards sleeve


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  • #12
    BigBenRoeth
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    Yes.


  • #13
    bluto63
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    No, because I prefer cottage pie


  • #14
    Lux23
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    Nope. He would be too tired from riding other women all day long there would be nothing left for me.


  • #15
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    ColHol wrote: »
    The girl would have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

    Most people on boards are turned on by wizards, so i don't see this being a disadvantage.


  • #16
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    How could you justify not going out with someone just because they're a porn star?


  • #17
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ColHol wrote: »
    The girl would have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

    A crack like the grand canyon


  • #18
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Biggins wrote: »
    Seriously though - NO - it would be like chucking sausages up O'Connell st.
    Why?

    Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

    And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.


  • #19
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    It depends, if she has done DV:DA already then no.


  • #20
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    How could you justify not going out with someone just because they're a porn star?

    I'm going to hazard a guess and say people would justify by saying they wouldn't like their girlfriend/boyfriend spending their day, being recorded whilst having sex with other people.

    I'm out on a limb here


  • #21
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    orourkeda wrote: »
    A crack like the grand canyon
    Where do you people get your understanding of biology?

    American pie I'm guessing.


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  • #22
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,182 ✭✭✭dvpower


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.

    That would be a deal breaker.


  • #23
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why?

    Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.


    No they don't


  • #24
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I do.... You should see the movies my wife has made.... Its true though the camera makes everything look smaller.


  • #25
    The Davestator
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    No way, a f**** like a clowns pocket...


  • #26
    SugarHigh
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    donfers wrote: »
    No they don't
    Why wouldn't they?


    How much could a porn star work in one week that would be impossible for a normal couple to match?


  • #27
    bluto63
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why wouldn't they?


    How much could a porn star work in one week that would be impossible for a normal couple to match?

    Ok, you'll be a normal couple with your pornstar girlfriend. Then when you're off cranking numbers, serving fries, whatever the hell you do, she'll be continuing to fuck. So she'll have a hell of a lot more sex than any regular girl would or could


  • #28
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why wouldn't they?


    How much could a porn star work in one week that would be impossible for a normal couple to match?


    well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

    that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

    And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


    so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that


  • #29
    SugarHigh
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    donfers wrote: »
    well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

    that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

    And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


    so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that
    No ****ing way is this true.:D

    Come out of fantasy land.


  • #30
    brianthebard
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    donfers wrote: »
    well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

    that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

    And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


    so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that

    Most ridiculous thing posted on boards thus far this year.


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  • #31
    the keen edge
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why?

    Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

    And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.

    Why??? Have you not seen the size of some of these 'lads', FFS you'd beat a donkey and cart up out of a wet sand pit with a swing of them.


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