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Would you go out with a porn star?

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  • #32
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    A porn star gets more bones than a grown-ups got..... and that's a natural law.
    Dem bones, dem bones, need........


  • #33
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    mikom wrote: »
    A porn star gets more bones than a grown-ups got..... and that's a natural law.
    Dem bones, dem bones, need........
    If your looking for me, I'm standing at the exit door with your coat! :P :D:)


  • #34
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    the keen edge wrote: »
    Why??? Have you not seen the size of some of these 'lads', FFS you'd beat a donkey and cart up out of a wet sand pit with a swing of them.
    If a having a baby doesn't do permanent damage then neither does sex.


  • #35
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Biggins wrote: »
    If your looking for me, I'm standing at the exit door with your coat! :P :D:)

    I liked it. It's like what would happen if you let a 5 year old watch porn


  • #36
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    mikom wrote: »
    A porn star gets more bones than a grown-ups got..... and that's a natural law.
    Dem bones, dem bones, need........
    Viagra?


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  • #37
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    donfers wrote: »
    well for them it's a career so let's say 9-5, 5 days a week

    that is 40 hours of sex a week, let's give them an hour break each day, so 35 hours of sex a week

    And that's just for their job, we'll assume they have very little personal life/intimate sex coz they are too knackered so we'll add on 2 more hours


    so 37 hours of sex a week, you say most Irish women match that, I dispute that

    Yup, that's exactly true. Because porn stars and actors work 5 days a week, 9 to 5 just like an office job.


  • #38
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why?

    Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

    Let's assume that's true (even though it's not). Most women don't have sex with such a large number of different guys. This is the crucial piece of information.

    I don't think most people would be happy with a partner who is fucking other people...... particularly men, but women almost as much ......for obvious evolutionary reasons.

    To bring things to the rational level, not only would i have decreased happiness in such a relationship (which is out of my control) I'd also have the worry that even if she stopped, she'd probably have a decreased capacity for monogamy after all her sleeping around and thus it's a waste of time investing in the relationship.


  • #39
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yup, that's exactly true. Because porn stars and actors work 5 days a week, 9 to 5 just like an office job. :rolleyes:

    but seriously the point stands, pornstars of course don't work 9-5 jobs, they are like actors who get shoots and usually the shoot will last one day or 2 days, but they'll have to rehoot and reshoot and reshoot so the 20 minute segment that gets your excitement to wake up is actually, the results of two long days of shooting, during which the people involved will have spent a rather large proportion of time attempting to at least appear to be having great sex = at an estimate, just one shoot over two days is probably more sex than your average couple has in a week..and that is just one gig for a 1 or 2 days without them even having their own private sex so conclusion = I am right


  • #40
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    If a having a baby doesn't do permanent damage then neither does sex.

    Yeah....doesn't do permanent damage, fcuk that. After my OH pops out a nipper, I'll be slipping a Fifty to the Obstetrician and tell him/her to forget about Medical fukkin ethics and get in a couple stitches to reduce the diameter back down before the pain relief wears out.


  • #41
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Provided to was only doing it for the money, yeah. By that I mean she needs to be smart, and not some dumb bitch who can't get a normal job.


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  • #42
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Would you not have everything you wanted to do done by the third or fourth date?:D


  • #43
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    I'd also have the worry that even if she stopped, she'd probably have a decreased capacity for monogamy after all her sleeping around and thus it's a waste of time investing in the relationship.
    Based on what?

    So women who have multiple sex partners lose their "capacity for monogamy"?

    I don't see why that would be true in fact it would be easier to make a case of the inverse being true.


  • #44
    Arnold Layne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    Wouldn't mind, as long as she saves her ass for me :D


  • #45
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    I'd give it a lash.


  • #46
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    I'd give it her a lash.

    There you go...Corrected.


  • #47
    donkey balls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭donkey balls


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Why?

    Most women have just as much sex as a porn star would, it's just not filmed.

    And no matter how much sex she has it's not going to change anything unless she's ****ing donkeys or something.

    whats wrong with fcuking me:D


  • #48
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    If she brought her pornstar friends home(obviously female), I would consider it.


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    donfers wrote: »
    She doesn't even kiss the guys because in her mind that would mean being unfaithful to you
    Did you just finish watching a Pretty Woman film rerun?


  • #50
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    It would be like throwing a hot-dog down a corridor.


  • #51
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Where do you people get your understanding of biology?

    Textbooks and no practicals.


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  • #52
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    no.... i dont like shepards pie





    but seriously...no just no


  • #53
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    donfers wrote: »
    Let's imagine she is a porn actress with the most amazing body, absolutely fab in the sack, up for anything and with a beautiful pretty face. To top it all, she is absolutely sound, a good laugh to be with, great company and makes a mean shepherd's pie. Only thing is, she has slept with 5,000 blokes and continues to work in the industry. She says that it's just a job and that she doesn't have any emotional connection to the guys, that it's just a physical thing, to think of it like a gym work-out for her, that's all. She doesn't even kiss the guys because in her mind that would mean being unfaithful to you, although she seems to be ok with guys shagging her senseless in 5 million different positions.

    Anyway would you be ok with this scenario?

    No. But mainly because I'm easily irritated by pretentious people.

    " You take six cocks up the ass a day for money luv. Don't call it a 'career'. "


  • #54
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    I'd give it a lash.
    You give anything "a lash" :P


  • #55
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Kiera wrote: »
    You give anything "a lash" :P

    I'll give you a lash, if you keep that up.



    :p


  • #56
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    I'll give you a lash, if you keep that up.



    :p
    It must be very long, seeing as you're in "the Dam" :P


  • #57
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Kiera wrote: »
    It must be very long.


    Have you been talking to my ex? ;)


    Edit; that reads through like some corny porn dialogue :o


  • #58
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    i would but i wouldnt be in an "exclusive" relationship with her, and tbh it would be mainly for the bj's and the anal, oh and the possibility of her getting one of her female friends involved too of course, cause id say its like throwing a penny down a well with most of em


  • #59
    35notout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    How could you justify not going out with someone just because they're a porn star?

    the same way you'd justify not going out with someone cos they're a fat ugly skank


  • #60
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    donfers wrote: »
    Let's imagine she is a porn actress with the most amazing body, absolutely fab in the sack, up for anything and with a beautiful pretty face. To top it all, she is absolutely sound, a good laugh to be with, great company and makes a mean shepherd's pie. Only thing is, she has slept with 5,000 blokes and continues to work in the industry. She says that it's just a job and that she doesn't have any emotional connection to the guys, that it's just a physical thing, to think of it like a gym work-out for her, that's all. She doesn't even kiss the guys because in her mind that would mean being unfaithful to you, although she seems to be ok with guys shagging her senseless in 5 million different positions.

    Anyway would you be ok with this scenario?

    PM me her number there when you get a chance like a good man!!


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  • #61
    I Was VB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭I Was VB


    The Geebag.


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