Late Late Show - Feb 19th 2010

JonathanAnon

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2010/0219/latelateshow.html

Late Late Show guests are revealed
Some of the guests for tonight's 'Late Late Show' on RTÉ One have been announced.Joining host Ryan Tubridy at 9.35pm on RTÉ One will be actor Colin Farrell and director Neil Jordan, who will be discussing their new film, 'Ondine'.

Martin McAleese will discuss 'Your Country, Your Call', the new initiative which calls on the public to submit 'transformational' ideas which they hope will secure prosperity and jobs in Ireland.

One of the musical guests on the show will be English singer Corinne Bailey Rae, who will perform her new single, 'Paris Nights/New York Mornings'.

I think Martin McAleese has been listening to that sanctimonious rubbish that his missus is always spouting on about... how many times will you hear the phrases "building bridges", "we must all pull together", "the irish people are great, caring, (other random meaningless adjective here)".... Cant stand the pair of them. How about this Martin "The state is broke, and your missus' wages + pension + benefits are part of the problem, not the solution".

Colin and Neil should be interesting though.

PCros

Colin Farrell is on Jonathan Ross aswell tonight.

mikom

Farrell: 'Cause when there's something there...

Tubridy: Some chemistry.

Farrell: Right! Who knows where the sparks will lead? An' a fella like myself, a stranger could just be a bit of fun in the sack, no more than that. Or, and it's not that crazy, your soul mate, eh?

Tubridy: Yeah, you've got a point.

Farrell: On the otherhand, I could just be a thief or something.

Tubridy: What do you mean?

Farrell: Some villain, just waiting for my chance to..... [punches Tubridy square in the face]

Farrell: smack your jaw and rob ya while the place is empty. [jumps desk, robs Tubridys pockets]

Farrell: But this is the thing of it, see. You just never know... [gardai walk in]

Farrell: what's gonna happen.

Farrell:[Runs]


Roll Titles.

DeepBlue

mikom wrote: »

Farrell: Some villain, just waiting for my chance to..... [punches Tubridy square in the face]

Best Late Late ever!! :pac:

JP Liz V1

I hope Farrell sings this week like your man Fassbender last week

Richard Dower

Will Farrell have his usualy pint of Guiness beside him?

silver_surfer

I'll love to ask Farrell how he managed to screw up an Irish accent in Ondine.

Richard Dower

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I hope Farrell sings this week like your man Fassbender last week

He's guaranteed to be half steamed, i bet Adagio have him under contract to consume a minimum 20 pints per day!

mikom

Richard Dower wrote: »

Will Farrell have his usualy pint of Guiness beside him?

Loved Anchorman.

Richard Dower

mikom wrote: »

Loved Anchorman.

Didn't notice that pun

Reginald P. DuM

Bernard Dunne also appears tonight, in the wake of todays announcement that he is to retire from professional boxing.. Always a good guy on TV.. A chance for Tubridy to display his ignorance on another topic, boxing. Nothing a bit of research wouldn't fix I hear you say. Indeed you might..

casio4

another crap show so:(

Squiggle

I'll miss the fun tonight - heading out for a few beers to watch Munster. Hope there are plenty of smart arsés with witty comments on here tonight form me to peruse in the morning :pac:

youngblood

silver_surfer wrote: »

I'll love to ask Farrell how he managed to screw up an Irish accent in Ondine.

I dont get how an Irish man can feck up his OWN bloody accent!
Its brutal-ala Tom Cruise style

Fnergg

Is Martin McAleese a real "doctor" or just an honorary one? If the latter he should NOT be referred to as Doctor McAleese. Bad form.

Regards,

Fnergg

baalthor

Fnergg wrote: »

Is Martin McAleese a real "doctor" or just an honorary one? If the latter he should NOT be referred to as Doctor McAleese. Bad form.

Regards,

Fnergg

He's a dentist so probably taking a paycut by being the first gentleman...

Reginald P. DuM

Fair play to Bernard now, a good interview and he seems very comfortable with his decision. Much more so than the last time he appeared where he nearly broke down. We should all wish him the best of luck.

jerry2623

Richard Dower wrote: »

Will Farrell have his usualy pint of Guiness beside him?

As Colin has not drank for over three years unlikely ..

Hank_Jones

Tubridy again with his amazing interviewing skills.

''So Colin, give us a rough outline of the story.''

He really needs to research things before he has people on, I think he is lazy.

Panthro

neil would do no harm in investing in a new suit and a visit to the hairdressers.
the mans minted and comes on telly looking like an aul joe soap thats been proppin up the bar since the 6pm angelus!

casio4

papagormo wrote: »

neil would do no harm in investing in a new suit and a visit to the hairdressers.
the mans minted and comes on telly looking like an aul joe soap thats been proppin up the bar since the 6pm angelus!

well Colin is no better is that a vest he's wearing?

Panthro

colin looks like a knacker whos been to heatons, and got a free hat thrown in!

Reginald P. DuM

Farrell is currently reading scripts... Read between those lines, all good non Irish directors aren't exactly beating a path to his door offering work.. Hugely over-rated actor!! That accent was awful to be fair.

Hank_Jones

papagormo wrote: »

colin looks like a knacker whos been to heatons, and got a free hat thrown in!

I thought he looked smart/casual/tramp.

Supppose he just wants to be comfortable in the clothes he is wearing.

It's only the late late ffs. They are lucky to even get him on.

Panthro

tenner says he mentions how he dislikes jamie oliver

Vorsprung

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Tubridy again with his amazing interviewing skills.

''So Colin, give us a rough outline of the story.''

He really needs to research things before he has people on, I think he is lazy.

Would you like Ryan to answer all the guests' questions as well?!

casio4

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I thought he looked smart/casual/tramp.

Supppose he just wants to be comfortable in the clothes he is wearing.

It's only the late late ffs. They are lucky to even get him on.

why are they lucky to get him on? he's getting paid to be on and he's promoting his film money has him on

Panthro

papagormo wrote: »

tenner says he mentions how he dislikes jamie oliver

aww i shudda gone for gordon..titties..rookie mistake

casio4

so you owe us all a tenner

Hank_Jones

Vorsprung wrote: »

Would you like Ryan to answer all the guests' questions as well?!

No, I would like him to not stumble his way through his interviews though.

Junco Partner

whats the chefs name

Mint Sauce

f0ggy92 wrote: »

whats the chefs name

antony something, he has a book out

:rolleyes:

scargill

f0ggy92 wrote: »

whats the chefs name

antony worrall thompson....was he on the sauce in the green room?

Panthro

casio4 wrote: »

so you owe us all tenner

tis true...
ok everybody, so if you all can pm all of your bank details, ill pass it on to your accounts and later check your accounts to make sure it transferred..
im going to require all of yer details!:D

The Lovely Muffin

Who's the fella on now?

He is wearing a black shirt.

casio4

papagormo wrote: »

tis true...
ok everybody, so if you all can pm all of your bank details, ill pass it on to your accounts and later check your accounts to make sure it transferred..
im going to require all of yer details!:D

you can send me a postal order sure ye wouldn't want to be trusting the banks;)

muffinman

-Orlaith- wrote: »

Who's the fella on now?

He is wearing a black shirt.

Jon Kenny (of D'Unbelievables fame)

hinault

I like John Kenny

Aoife9

:D:D lovin Jon Kenny!

Panthro

casio4 wrote: »

you can send me a postal order sure ye wouldn't want to be trusting the banks;)

ahh tis the postal system that brought this country to its knees, i wouldnt be trusting them boyos at tall!

yessam

john kenny is very good. when he was with pat short - they were some crack

el diablo

Who's this bleedin' bog warrior? Can someone translate for me?

it is a pretty accurate portrayal of a culchie on holidays....

mikom

casio4 wrote: »

why are they lucky to get him on? he's getting paid to be on

Wrong.

cullen5998

I dont find him funny at all. He just rambled on about sweet F all.

JonathanAnon

howya lads. Love Jon Kenny normally. Didnt think he was great tonight.

Tubridy throwing puffballs at McAleese.. FFS ask him about the wages, the sanctimonious drivel his missus comes out with, the fact that these people are so far out of the range of normal people that they have no right to pontificate to the rest of us about "how bad times are"...

"Building Bridges" here we go... load of B*LL*X...

casio4

mikom wrote: »

Wrong.

why is it wrong? as I said he's on to promote his film

The Lovely Muffin

muffinman wrote: »

Jon Kenny (of D'Unbelievables fame)

Thank you.

cullen5998

i see no reason why we should be listening to Mcaleese!

JonathanAnon

-Orlaith- wrote: »

Thank you.

ah ffs Orlaith... you're giving away your age... feck off..

went to see them in the Olympia one night, Gerry Ryan with Barry Lang and Simon Young in ffront of us.. :mad:

cullen5998

I wonder what people think of Martin McAleese accompanying the President on ALL occasions? I can understand that there are formal and state occasions when it would be appropriate but we are not a monarchy with the Queen and Prince Philip bringing up the rear a few steps behind. Did he have a job before she became president. I don't think Nick Robinson went everywhere with Mary and as far as I remember Paddy Hillary's wife did some appearances but not all of them like Martin. I also read that he has done some work in relation to N Ireland and that he has had some members (or former members) of the UDA down to the K Club to play golf. Now the problem is I didn't elect this guy to anything and whatever about tromping around after Mary he should not get involved in any issues not to mention N Ireland.
I have told my wife in no uncertain terms that if she becomes president I am not playing the Martin McAleese role.

http://www.politics.ie/health-social-affairs/22130-should-martin-mcaleese-get-life.html

Gotton from above but i agree

dasdenny

Been looking forward to hearing what Martin McAleese has to say about the Your Country Your call initiative.

Just waiting to get past the small talk...