FAT or small - which would you choose

Package

ok guys. heres a dilemma for you.

would you rather be small and slim (5ft6-7) or FAT and tall (5ft11-6ft)

tough one? or foregone conclusion???

men, what would you rather be, ladies who would you rather be with

TPD

Fat and tall. You can change your weight, not your height.

MaybeLogic

I'm tall and slim.
Works for me.
Size doesn't matter, surely?

I'm five foot seven and don't mind it.. I'd hate to be worried about weight.

When I see fat people, I think "why did you let yourself get fat?".
When I see short people, I don't think "why did you let yourself get small?".

Thomas828

I'd rather be a fat slob. Big men are an easy target if you're taking pot shots at them, but small people are an easy target for bullies.

hooradiation

Can i be fat and small so i can just roll away from my enemies?

WindSock

5'7'' option plz thnx.

That'll make us 3'' taller, ta.

Package

dont forget to take the poll people...

losing weight is not an option here, if your fat, your fat.

DaveSlats

Fat, obviously.

You can lose weight.

BluesBerry

Id go for fat and tall taller people carry weight better and as said before you can lose the weight

I wouldn't like being very small you would run the risk of being called a leprechaun and need a stool to get things from presses

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Fat and tall, losing weight is easy.

token56

dont mind either way

we'llallhavetea_old

i would pick a fat/tall man over a skinny midget anyday.

alwaysadub

I am small and thin. I'd look even smaller if i was with a fat and tall man. So i'd pick small and thin for him too-once he's not smaller than me though!!

bonerm

I imagine the OP means fat with no option to lose weight? Otherwise it's like asking "would you rather be deaf or blind ..... given that a cure for blindness has just been invented."

teddy_303

For Men: Fat. u can lose weight, or you could say its a fuel tank for a sex machine. Personally, I'm built more for comfort than speed I'm happy to say.:)

For Ladies: Small: You are simply demure and ladylike surely, no?

Wazdakka

I'd choose a short skinny girl any day over a tall fat one.

Then again I'm 6ft4 and the things you can do with a short girl are great fun

Jordonvito

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Fat and tall, losing weight is easy.

i beg to differ

NothingMan

How fat is FAT?

At least when you're fat you have all the fun of eating and drinking to maintain your weight.

If you're short and skinny then that's an affliction with no perks I can see.

Package

if losing weight is easy do you really think we would have fat people? do you think they wanna be fat..

fat is fat, a big belly like, and when i ssay small, im not talking about 4ft. 5ft7

cournioni

Tall and fat. Nothing worse than being a shortarse!

bonerm

Package wrote: »

if losing weight is easy do you really think we would have fat people? do you think they wanna be fat..

Yes, because we also have lazy people who eat a lot of bad food.

Jumpy

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm five foot seven and don't mind it.. I'd hate to be worried about weight.

When I see fat people, I think "why did you let yourself get fat?".
When I see short people, I don't think "why did you let yourself get small?".

*rests beer on AbG's head*

Package

lets put this another way...

guys,,, which would you rather be like..... and girls, who would you rather be seen with

"shortarse"

or

"big fat fattie"

Darksaga87

Black or crippled?

Package

haha, leaving aside race creed and colour. body and size

Pace2008

Package wrote: »

haha, leaving aside race creed and colour. body and size

Because it's alright to make fun of people of a certain genetic predisposition once race doesn't come into the question.

Package

Pace2008 wrote: »

Because it's alright to make fun of people of a certain genetic predisposition once race doesn't come into the question.

exactly:rolleyes:;)

SV

Package wrote: »

lets put this another way...

guys,,, which would you rather be like..... and girls, who would you rather be seen with

"shortarse"

or

"big fat fattie"

Tank Abbott without a shadow of a doubt.
http://www.yorkblog.com/mma/fedor1.jpg there's another person people call fat.

I think we need an approximate weight

Gillington

5ft 7 is what you're using for small? Sure the average height of men is something like 5ft 8" or 5ft 9" !!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Jordonvito wrote: »

i beg to differ

Meh, you're doing it wrong then

the_syco

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Black or crippled?

Black :P

AttackThePoster

Gillington wrote: »

5ft 7 is what you're using for small? Sure the average height of men is something like 5ft 8" or 5ft 9" !!

Heh, "men"!

bonerm

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Black or crippled?

How about both?

Michaelrsh

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Fat and tall, losing weight is easy.

NO IT ISN'T :(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:

AttackThePoster

Michaelrsh wrote: »

NO IT ISN'T :(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:

Show me a picture of a fat prisoner in a concentration camp and I'll agree.

Wazdakka

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

losing weight is easy.

Michaelrsh wrote: »

NO IT ISN'T :(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:

Sure it is..

I will now share with you, and indeed the entire internet the closely guarded and ancient secret to loosing weight.

1.)Stop eating bad food.
2.)Get off your fat ass and exercise.
3.)Learn that the above two wont be as part of a diet or seasonal detox, They are your default state of being for the rest of your life.

See,
Easy.

AttackThePoster

Or rough it out in a concentration camp for a while.

SV

Wazdakka wrote: »

Sure it is..

I will now share with you and indeed the entire internet the closely guarded ancient secret to loosing weight.

1.)Stop eating bad food.
2.)Get off your fat ass and exercise.
3.)Learn that the above two wont be as part of a diet or seasonal detox, They are your default state of being for the rest of your life.

See,
Easy.

Let's ignore the metabolism here, for it plays no part in losing weight. :rolleyes:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

^ What Wazdakka says...


Edit: Not what SV says, as I'm of the opinion low metabolism levels is for people with low levels of activity.
Remember, you never see an athletic person with a slow metabolism!

Michaelrsh

AttackThePoster wrote: »

Show me a picture of a fat prisoner in a concentration camp and I'll agree.

What in TODAY'S society, is starving yourself the only way to become thin?

Michaelrsh

AttackThePoster wrote: »

Or rough it out in a concentration camp for a while.

OK!! I'll just to go North Korea and ask politely if I can be a prisoner in one of their consentration camps for a year or two.

NothingMan

Michaelrsh wrote: »

What in TODAY'S society, is starving yourself the only way to become thin?

No no no, he meant camps where you go to concentrate on things. Scienticians have proven that excessive thinking leads to weight loss.

Michaelrsh

NothingMan wrote: »

No no no, he meant camps where you go to concentrate on things. Scienticians have proven that excessive thinking leads to weight loss.

No it doesn't and what the hell is "scientician", don't you mean "scientist" or dietician?

SV

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

^ What Wazdakka says...


Edit: Not what SV says, as I'm of the opinion low metabolism levels is for people with low levels of activity.
Remember, you never see an athletic person with a slow metabolism!

Not at all, when I was training for rowing, 8 times a week I still had an extremely slow metabolism.
Can't be changed for me, tried everything!

but it's irrelevant, it was still possible to lose weight but it's not easy.

Wazdakka

Michaelrsh wrote: »

What in TODAY'S society, is starving yourself the only way to become thin?

Well eating healthy and exercising often would be my preferred choice.

But then again, I firmly believe that if you are overweight, then you choose to be.
If you have decided that you want to loose weight and haven't done it yet, your just lazy in my opinion.

stovelid

I'd take tall and overweight over small.

Assuming overweight as a irreducible condition for the sake of the poll. Take note, nitpickers.

SV

SV wrote: »

Not at all, when I was training for rowing, 8 times a week I still had an extremely slow metabolism.
Can't be changed for me, tried everything!

but it's irrelevant, it was still possible to lose weight but it's not easy.

Do you look like your avatar by any chance?

SV

Deleted User wrote: »

Do you look like your avatar by any chance?

ha, nope, I don't smoke!
I just think the avatar looks cool

TanG411

Well I'm both fat and small

But if I had to choose one, I'd like to be small.

AttackThePoster

I'm only going by Eric Cartman's advice.