FAT or small - which would you choose

the_syco · 09-02-2010 04:53PM

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Black or crippled?

Black :P

AttackThePoster · 09-02-2010 04:56PM

Gillington wrote: »

5ft 7 is what you're using for small? Sure the average height of men is something like 5ft 8" or 5ft 9" !!

Heh, "men"!

bonerm · 09-02-2010 05:03PM

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Black or crippled?

How about both?

Michaelrsh · 09-02-2010 05:07PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Fat and tall, losing weight is easy.

NO IT ISN'T

:(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:

AttackThePoster · 09-02-2010 05:09PM

Michaelrsh wrote: »

NO IT ISN'T :(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:

Show me a picture of a fat prisoner in a concentration camp and I'll agree.

Wazdakka · 09-02-2010 05:17PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

losing weight is easy.

Michaelrsh wrote: »

NO IT ISN'T :(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:

Sure it is..

I will now share with you, and indeed the entire internet the closely guarded and ancient secret to loosing weight.

1.)Stop eating bad food.
2.)Get off your fat ass and exercise.
3.)Learn that the above two wont be as part of a diet or seasonal detox, They are your default state of being for the rest of your life.

See,
Easy.

AttackThePoster · 09-02-2010 05:17PM

Or rough it out in a concentration camp for a while.

SV · 09-02-2010 05:18PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Sure it is..

I will now share with you and indeed the entire internet the closely guarded ancient secret to loosing weight.

1.)Stop eating bad food.
2.)Get off your fat ass and exercise.
3.)Learn that the above two wont be as part of a diet or seasonal detox, They are your default state of being for the rest of your life.

See,
Easy.

Let's ignore the metabolism here, for it plays no part in losing weight. :rolleyes:

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 09-02-2010 05:18PM

^ What Wazdakka says...

Edit: Not what SV says, as I'm of the opinion low metabolism levels is for people with low levels of activity.
Remember, you never see an athletic person with a slow metabolism!

Michaelrsh · 09-02-2010 05:28PM

AttackThePoster wrote: »

Show me a picture of a fat prisoner in a concentration camp and I'll agree.

What in TODAY'S society, is starving yourself the only way to become thin?

NothingMan · 09-02-2010 05:31PM

Michaelrsh wrote: »

What in TODAY'S society, is starving yourself the only way to become thin?

No no no, he meant camps where you go to concentrate on things. Scienticians have proven that excessive thinking leads to weight loss.

Michaelrsh · 09-02-2010 05:31PM

AttackThePoster wrote: »

Or rough it out in a concentration camp for a while.

OK!! I'll just to go North Korea and ask politely if I can be a prisoner in one of their consentration camps for a year or two.

Michaelrsh · 09-02-2010 05:33PM

NothingMan wrote: »

No no no, he meant camps where you go to concentrate on things. Scienticians have proven that excessive thinking leads to weight loss.

No it doesn't and what the hell is "scientician", don't you mean "scientist" or dietician?

SV · 09-02-2010 05:34PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

^ What Wazdakka says...

Edit: Not what SV says, as I'm of the opinion low metabolism levels is for people with low levels of activity.
Remember, you never see an athletic person with a slow metabolism!

Not at all, when I was training for rowing, 8 times a week I still had an extremely slow metabolism.
Can't be changed for me, tried everything!

but it's irrelevant, it was still possible to lose weight but it's not easy.

Wazdakka · 09-02-2010 05:36PM

Michaelrsh wrote: »

What in TODAY'S society, is starving yourself the only way to become thin?

Well eating healthy and exercising often would be my preferred choice.

But then again, I firmly believe that if you are overweight, then you choose to be.
If you have decided that you want to loose weight and haven't done it yet, your just lazy in my opinion.

stovelid · 09-02-2010 05:40PM

I'd take tall and overweight over small.

Assuming overweight as a irreducible condition for the sake of the poll. Take note, nitpickers.

09-02-2010 05:43PM

SV wrote: »

Not at all, when I was training for rowing, 8 times a week I still had an extremely slow metabolism.
Can't be changed for me, tried everything!

but it's irrelevant, it was still possible to lose weight but it's not easy.

Do you look like your avatar by any chance?

SV · 09-02-2010 05:45PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Do you look like your avatar by any chance?

ha, nope, I don't smoke!
I just think the avatar looks cool

TanG411 · 09-02-2010 05:46PM

Well I'm both fat and small

But if I had to choose one, I'd like to be small.

AttackThePoster · 09-02-2010 05:48PM

I'm only going by Eric Cartman's advice.

NothingMan · 09-02-2010 06:13PM

Michaelrsh wrote: »

No it doesn't and what the hell is "scientician", don't you mean "scientist" or dietician?

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Hail 2 Da Chimp · 10-02-2010 11:15AM

SV wrote: »

Not at all, when I was training for rowing, 8 times a week I still had an extremely slow metabolism.
Can't be changed for me, tried everything!

but it's irrelevant, it was still possible to lose weight but it's not easy.

Yaeh yeah, ye rowers - down the pub "training" 8 times a week :pac:

Buford T Justice · 10-02-2010 11:17AM

How about Fat & Small

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSY-2fjW7Wo

JimmyCrackCorn · 10-02-2010 12:08PM

FAt because exercise works

Davidius · 10-02-2010 12:49PM

I'm short (5'06") and skinny (well ~average weight) and I'd rather stay that way.

I'd hate to be fat and tall simply because I would be too lazy to lose weight. I also see some weird appeal in being short.

NothingMan · 10-02-2010 12:54PM

Davidius wrote: »

I'm short (5'06")

Wow 5 foot 0.06 Inches! That is short.

cleremy jarkson · 10-02-2010 01:05PM

NothingMan wrote: »

Wow 5 foot 0.06 Inches! That is short.

You know what he meant.

Davidius · 10-02-2010 02:26PM

NothingMan wrote: »

Wow 5 foot 0.06 Inches! That is short.

It reads five prime six double prime to me and that's what matters.

Calibos · 10-02-2010 03:22PM

I'm glad I'm 5'7". Which isn't that small tbh. Some people seem to think thats tiny for a man. Maybe because they hear about 'Tiny' 5'7" Tom Cruise and the jokes about him standing on a box in scenes. The thing is though, its much smaller than average in the US but its not much smaller than average over here. And Hollywood doesn't represent average America either where the average male actor is taller and better built than the average american and where a lot of the leading ladies got where they were because the were decent looking and statuesque. All that exagerates the size differential and makes Tom Cruise' 5'7" seem smaller than it is.

I consider myself smaller than average but not 'Small' per se. If I were 5'2" I'd consider myself small alright.

And anyway, whether I could lose the weight or not I would not want to be 6ft+
Whens the last 6ft+ 70 year old pensioner you saw? Theres not many about is there

Poor feckers rarely make it past their early 70's.

Atavan-Halen · 10-02-2010 03:29PM

Small and thin, I'm 5ft 1 so being small doesn't bother me at all :P

FAT or small - which would you choose

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