FAT or small - which would you choose

Package · 09-02-2010 02:11PM #1

ok guys. heres a dilemma for you.

would you rather be small and slim (5ft6-7) or FAT and tall (5ft11-6ft)

tough one? or foregone conclusion???

men, what would you rather be, ladies who would you rather be with

TPD · 09-02-2010 02:12PM

Fat and tall. You can change your weight, not your height.

MaybeLogic · 09-02-2010 02:14PM

I'm tall and slim.
Works for me.
Size doesn't matter, surely?

09-02-2010 02:16PM

I'm five foot seven and don't mind it.. I'd hate to be worried about weight.

When I see fat people, I think "why did you let yourself get fat?".
When I see short people, I don't think "why did you let yourself get small?".

Thomas828 · 09-02-2010 02:18PM

I'd rather be a fat slob. Big men are an easy target if you're taking pot shots at them, but small people are an easy target for bullies.

hooradiation · 09-02-2010 02:19PM

Can i be fat and small so i can just roll away from my enemies?

WindSock · 09-02-2010 02:20PM

5'7'' option plz thnx.

That'll make us 3'' taller, ta.

Package · 09-02-2010 02:22PM

dont forget to take the poll people...

losing weight is not an option here, if your fat, your fat.

DaveSlats · 09-02-2010 02:22PM

Fat, obviously.

You can lose weight.

BluesBerry · 09-02-2010 02:25PM

Id go for fat and tall taller people carry weight better and as said before you can lose the weight

I wouldn't like being very small you would run the risk of being called a leprechaun and need a stool to get things from presses

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 09-02-2010 02:26PM

Fat and tall, losing weight is easy.

token56 · 09-02-2010 03:18PM

dont mind either way

we'llallhavetea_old · 09-02-2010 03:23PM

i would pick a fat/tall man over a skinny midget anyday.

alwaysadub · 09-02-2010 03:27PM

I am small and thin. I'd look even smaller if i was with a fat and tall man. So i'd pick small and thin for him too-once he's not smaller than me though!!

bonerm · 09-02-2010 03:30PM

I imagine the OP means fat with no option to lose weight? Otherwise it's like asking "would you rather be deaf or blind ..... given that a cure for blindness has just been invented."

teddy_303 · 09-02-2010 03:36PM

For Men: Fat. u can lose weight, or you could say its a fuel tank for a sex machine. Personally, I'm built more for comfort than speed I'm happy to say.:)

For Ladies: Small: You are simply demure and ladylike surely, no?

Wazdakka · 09-02-2010 03:44PM

I'd choose a short skinny girl any day over a tall fat one.

Then again I'm 6ft4 and the things you can do with a short girl are great fun

Jordonvito · 09-02-2010 03:46PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Fat and tall, losing weight is easy.

i beg to differ

NothingMan · 09-02-2010 03:52PM

How fat is FAT?

At least when you're fat you have all the fun of eating and drinking to maintain your weight.

If you're short and skinny then that's an affliction with no perks I can see.

Package · 09-02-2010 03:57PM

if losing weight is easy do you really think we would have fat people? do you think they wanna be fat..

fat is fat, a big belly like, and when i ssay small, im not talking about 4ft. 5ft7

cournioni · 09-02-2010 03:57PM

Tall and fat. Nothing worse than being a shortarse!

bonerm · 09-02-2010 03:58PM

Package wrote: »

if losing weight is easy do you really think we would have fat people? do you think they wanna be fat..

Yes, because we also have lazy people who eat a lot of bad food.

Jumpy · 09-02-2010 04:01PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm five foot seven and don't mind it.. I'd hate to be worried about weight.

When I see fat people, I think "why did you let yourself get fat?".
When I see short people, I don't think "why did you let yourself get small?".

*rests beer on AbG's head*

Package · 09-02-2010 04:09PM

lets put this another way...

guys,,, which would you rather be like..... and girls, who would you rather be seen with

"shortarse"

or

"big fat fattie"

Darksaga87 · 09-02-2010 04:12PM

Black or crippled?

Package · 09-02-2010 04:13PM

haha, leaving aside race creed and colour. body and size

Pace2008 · 09-02-2010 04:18PM

Package wrote: »

haha, leaving aside race creed and colour. body and size

Because it's alright to make fun of people of a certain genetic predisposition once race doesn't come into the question.

Package · 09-02-2010 04:20PM

Pace2008 wrote: »

Because it's alright to make fun of people of a certain genetic predisposition once race doesn't come into the question.

exactly:rolleyes:;)

SV · 09-02-2010 04:22PM

Package wrote: »

lets put this another way...

guys,,, which would you rather be like..... and girls, who would you rather be seen with

"shortarse"

or

"big fat fattie"

Tank Abbott without a shadow of a doubt.
http://www.yorkblog.com/mma/fedor1.jpg there's another person people call fat.

I think we need an approximate weight

Gillington · 09-02-2010 04:34PM

5ft 7 is what you're using for small? Sure the average height of men is something like 5ft 8" or 5ft 9" !!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 09-02-2010 04:34PM

Jordonvito wrote: »

i beg to differ

Meh, you're doing it wrong then

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