Annoying little pains

Milky Moo

Just took a visit to the dentist and now my cheek is swollen and have a throbbing pain in my gum.
It is such an irritating pain,because I can't talk without noticing or even comfort eat through it.

So what do you find the must annoying little pain?

*And yes I am fully aware there are people with cancer and horrible illnesses out there before someone says you should just get over it*

Archeron

Standing on an upturned plug.

genericguy

aren't you a girl? until you experience getting kicked in the nuts, don't come here complaining about pains.

Pacing Mule

Milky Moo wrote: »

Just took a visit to the dentist and now my cheek is swollen and have a throbbing pain in my gum.
It is such an irritating pain,because I can't talk without noticing or even comfort eat through it.

So what do you find the must annoying little pain?

*And yes I am fully aware there are people with cancer and horrible illnesses out there before someone says you should just get over it*

Even with the * disclaimer you're still in for a very hard time

Milky Moo

genericguy wrote: »

aren't you a girl? until you get kicked in the nuts, don't come here complaining about pains.

Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
*note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

davyjose

Archeron wrote: »

Standing on an upturned plug.

alongside ... banging your baby toe off the edge of the door on a midnight trip to the bathroom.

seanbmc

I used to always hate standing on a lego brick in your bare feet as a child

MagicMarker

Sitting on your balls.

davyjose

Milky Moo wrote: »

Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
*note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

Weird, most women I know squeezed out baby shaped objects ...

the_barfly1

Falling down the stairs while drunk new years eve...

Still in pain but nothing broken thankfully

Kevin Bacon

Milky Moo wrote: »

Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here

Thats true but men stand the risk of getting kicked in the nuts every minute of the day. Women may never have to give birth.

genericguy

Milky Moo wrote: »

Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
*note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

yes, but women like babies, so there's a silver lining after that cloud passes. no good can come from a boot in the balls.

TheZohanS

Toothache is a very annoying pain.

But no pain is worse than manflu.

genericguy

genericguy wrote: »

yes, but women like babies, so there's a silver lining after that cloud passes. no good can come from a boot in the balls.

Very true, You can't win O.P
Getting kicked in the nuts cant compare to anything you have.

Milky Moo

Deleted User wrote: »

Very true, You can't win O.P
Getting kicked in the nuts cant compare to anything you have.

Even though giving birth can last hours and can rip up you bits something fierce?
I just grossed myself out, thank god for condoms!

kumate_champ07

Milky Moo wrote: »

Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
*note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

well Ive been constipated before and had my fair share of melons pop out!

genericguy

Milky Moo wrote: »

Even though giving birth can last hours and can rip up you bits something fierce?
I just grossed myself out, thank god for condoms!

yeah, even depite that, because you get to enjoy hugging the product of the pain and talk gibberish to it for a couple of years.

oh, and condoms? benedict says he hates your stinking guts.

Milky Moo

genericguy wrote: »

yeah, even depite that, because you get to enjoy hugging the product of the pain and talk gibberish to it for a couple of years.

oh, and condoms? benedict says he hates your stinking guts.

He should see what I do on the sabbath

davyjose

genericguy wrote: »

yeah, even depite that, because you get to enjoy hugging the product of the pain and talk gibberish to it for a couple of years.

And anyway they don't really become annoying little pains til they reach puberty.

admiralofthefleet

TheZohan wrote: »

Toothache is a very annoying pain.

But no pain is worse than manflu.

happens once a month, if your in a relationship

Gummy Panda

TheZohan wrote: »

Toothache is a very annoying pain.

But no pain is worse than manflu.

Agreed.

Woman can't understand the pain of manflu. It is the male achilles heel.

Aodan83

Had an ingrown toenail removed 2 or 3 years ago. Accidentally kicked a door, square on that toe and no other, 2 days later. It was quite painful.

Beasty

Jedward

AnonoBoy

My cousins. They're all brats.

RoadKillTs

I've a pain in my head. Had a fight with gravity and lost

Elba101

Getting your finger caught in the door...:mad:

petethebrick

The stinging sensation you get in your japs eye whenever you haven't left enough of a time gap between jizzing and pissing....I'd rather a boot in the balls!

kumate_champ07

Aodan83 wrote: »

Had an ingrown toenail removed 2 or 3 years ago. Accidentally kicked a door, square on that toe and no other, 2 days later. It was quite painful.

slid on ice a few days ago and rammed my toes into a steel fence, felt the nails being uplifted, took off my shoes and socks and was surprised not to see any blood! was lucky

Jev/N

Milky Moo wrote: »

Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
*note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

Women are (physically) built for this sort of thing, men, however, are not.

BTW both sexes can have to pass kidney stones... now that would be painful!

CrazyRabbit

Mods?


/grabs coat and runs for his life.

admiralofthefleet

the bubbly pains you get in your lower back after a few days on the piss

Archeron

Slicing your nostril with a "safety" razor when shaving.

loobylou

Jeez... I must be the only guy ever to catch himself in his zip..

smurgen

shin splints,oh my god!.when they're bad there the worst!oh and when you step off a step wrong and twist you're ankle!

My name is URL

When your penis tips the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit :mad:

jd007

Has anyone else seen that facebook group......."period pain? pfft try losing a game of fifa!"

Kevin Bacon

jd007 wrote: »

Has anyone else seen that facebook group......."period pain? pfft try losing a game of fifa!"

There is a group for that on facebook?!

God I really f*ckin hate that site, actually it can have its uses, I more hate the people who populate it.

Dumbasses of the highest order.

ooPabsoo

Toothache is worse than a kick in the balls:eek:

nicegirl

Beasty wrote: »

Jedward

Yep definately the most annoying pains, and thats x by 2....:rolleyes:

Jev/N

ooPabsoo wrote: »

Toothache is worse than a kick in the balls:eek:

depends how hard you're kicked

ooPabsoo

Jev/N wrote: »

depends how hard you're kicked

well i got volleyed full force in the balls during a football mathch..and i had a toothache 2 weeks ago,id rather the kick in the balls :rolleyes:

smiley girl

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the bubbly pains you get in your lower back after a few days on the piss

Thats probably your liver giving a huge sigh of relief!!
I definitely rate toothaches high on the list. Jaysus you're nearly in MORE pain after the visit to the dentist than before it! :eek:

*adele*

Breaking a fingernail, or getting something jammed under it!

Fizman

My name is URL wrote: »

When your penis tips the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit :mad:

I've been meaning to speak to you about that.

You probably have AIDS.

dylano_k

Mouth Ulcers

All the best foods burn the hell out of mouth ulcers:(

José Alaninho

Is it wrong that I glanced at this thread and my mind registered "Annoying Little Penis"...?

Fizman

José Alaninho wrote: »

Is it wrong that I glanced at this thread and my mind registered "Annoying Little Penis"...?

Dick on the brain, eh?

José Alaninho

Fizman wrote: »

Dick on the brain, eh?

Apparently so.... Iris Robinson is going to kill me.

jd007

dylano_k wrote: »

Mouth Ulcers

All the best foods burn the hell out of mouth ulcers:(

Pure torture!:mad:

José Alaninho wrote: »

Is it wrong that I glanced at this thread and my mind registered "Annoying Little Penis"...?

I did too!:o

TomCo

Archeron wrote: »

Slicing your nostril with a "safety" razor when shaving.

I sliced my ear once.
Now thats pain.

Bubblefett

slipping on the stupid ice outside and falling on your ass... it's in the embarrassment where the pain lies