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Annoying little pains

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  • #32
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Slicing your nostril with a "safety" razor when shaving.


  • #33
    loobylou
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭loobylou


    Jeez... I must be the only guy ever to catch himself in his zip..


  • #34
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    shin splints,oh my god!.when they're bad there the worst!oh and when you step off a step wrong and twist you're ankle!


  • #35
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    When your penis tips the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit :mad:


  • #36
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Has anyone else seen that facebook group......."period pain? pfft try losing a game of fifa!"


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  • #37
    Kevin Bacon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭Kevin Bacon


    jd007 wrote: »
    Has anyone else seen that facebook group......."period pain? pfft try losing a game of fifa!"

    There is a group for that on facebook?!

    God I really f*ckin hate that site, actually it can have its uses, I more hate the people who populate it.

    Dumbasses of the highest order.


  • #38
    ooPabsoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭ooPabsoo


    Toothache is worse than a kick in the balls:eek:


  • #39
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Beasty wrote: »
    Jedward

    Yep definately the most annoying pains, and thats x by 2....:rolleyes:


  • #40
    Jev/N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    ooPabsoo wrote: »
    Toothache is worse than a kick in the balls:eek:

    depends how hard you're kicked


  • #41
    ooPabsoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭ooPabsoo


    Jev/N wrote: »
    depends how hard you're kicked
    well i got volleyed full force in the balls during a football mathch..and i had a toothache 2 weeks ago,id rather the kick in the balls :rolleyes:


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  • #42
    smiley girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭smiley girl


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the bubbly pains you get in your lower back after a few days on the piss
    Thats probably your liver giving a huge sigh of relief!!
    I definitely rate toothaches high on the list. Jaysus you're nearly in MORE pain after the visit to the dentist than before it! :eek:


  • #43
    *adele*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    Breaking a fingernail, or getting something jammed under it!


  • #44
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    My name is URL wrote: »
    When your penis tips the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit :mad:

    I've been meaning to speak to you about that.

    You probably have AIDS.


  • #45
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Mouth Ulcers

    All the best foods burn the hell out of mouth ulcers:(


  • #46
    José Alaninho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    Is it wrong that I glanced at this thread and my mind registered "Annoying Little Penis"...? :confused:


  • #47
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    José Alaninho wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I glanced at this thread and my mind registered "Annoying Little Penis"...? :confused:

    Dick on the brain, eh?


  • #48
    José Alaninho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    Fizman wrote: »
    Dick on the brain, eh?

    Apparently so.... Iris Robinson is going to kill me.


  • #49
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Mouth Ulcers

    All the best foods burn the hell out of mouth ulcers:(

    Pure torture!:mad:
    José Alaninho wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I glanced at this thread and my mind registered "Annoying Little Penis"...? :confused:

    I did too!:o


  • #50
    TomCo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Archeron wrote: »
    Slicing your nostril with a "safety" razor when shaving.

    I sliced my ear once.
    Now thats pain.


  • #51
    Bubblefett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭Bubblefett


    slipping on the stupid ice outside and falling on your ass... it's in the embarrassment where the pain lies


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  • #52
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Even though giving birth can last hours and can rip up you bits something fierce?
    I just grossed myself out, thank god for condoms!

    I loled! :D

    As for worst pain: Impacted back molors with a hearty dosage of bone rot would be pretty damn high on my list. Also, lads- it might not be on quite the same level as taking a shot to the balls but I tell you, getting kicked in the gee is nothing if not excruciating.

    Also: Gaelic footballs. WHY are they made out of sheet metal? Took two balls to the face durng a sports day and my nose hasn't been right since...


  • #53
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    petethebrick wrote: »
    The stinging sensation you get in your japs eye whenever you haven't left enough of a time gap between jizzing and pissing....I'd rather a boot in the balls!


    Lol, does that actually happen??
    José Alaninho wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I glanced at this thread and my mind registered "Annoying Little Penis"...? :confused:

    I did too! In fact I keep doing it and double-taking


  • #54
    docdolittle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭docdolittle


    McChubbin wrote: »
    Took two balls to the face durng a sports day and my nose hasn't been right since...
    Nicccceee :p


  • #55
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    docdolittle wrote: »
    Nicccceee :p

    Careful, now.


  • #56
    uncle-mofo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭uncle-mofo


    Ear infection and having to go on a flight the next day, felt like someone was drilling into my brain. Also, Blueballs.


  • #57
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    steping on a peice of wood with a three inch nail through it

    :eek:


  • #58
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    McChubbin wrote: »

    Also: Gaelic footballs. WHY are they made out of sheet metal? Took two balls to the face durng a sports day and my nose hasn't been right since...

    i thought a leather football to the face at close range kicked at full force was bad

    <that one left me dazed for while>

    i heard gaelic balls are worse


  • #59
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    My name is URL wrote: »
    When your penis tips the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit :mad:

    Or if it rubs off that air fresh thing....:mad:


  • #60
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Getting hit in the nose with a sliotar during a rounders match when you're baseminder and not really paying attention.:o


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  • #61
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    My name is URL wrote: »
    When your penis tips the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit p*ss :mad:

    fyp.. it'll impress the ladies more ;)


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